Guma
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Post by Guma on Mar 18, 2020 0:22:45 GMT
One user makes a wish, and the next user has to put a cruel twist on it. Then that user makes their own wish, and so on.
For example: User 1: "I wish it would stop raining." User 2: "Granted, but now there's a massive heat wave in its place. I wish Game Freak would make a Sinnoh remake." User 3: "Granted, but it only includes the 150 Pokemon in Diamond & Pearl. And it has microtransactions. I wish..." And so on.
I wish I had another dog.
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Post by admin on Mar 18, 2020 0:32:12 GMT
Granted, but the dog is a hyper aggressive Chihuahua that barks at everything. Everything.
I wish I could actually go on a Pokémon journey.
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Post by vray on Mar 18, 2020 6:33:38 GMT
Granted, it's a Nuzlocke where if your friends faint they die, Pressure points!
I wish Fraxure would win guiness world records for the most popular pokemon to ever exist.
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Post by admin on Mar 18, 2020 16:33:58 GMT
Granted, but just like with every other extremely popular Pokémon, you're no longer able to do a Google image search for Fraxure without being scarred for life.
I wish I had the inspiration and motivation to pick up fics again. :')
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Guma
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Post by Guma on Mar 18, 2020 17:01:58 GMT
Granted, but everyone else has already used your ideas and brands you as uninspired.
I wish I was a speedrunner.
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Post by █ █ m a g i c k a █ █ on Mar 19, 2020 1:19:05 GMT
Granted, but you've been caught splicing for a GDQ application and are in disrepute.
I wish Megaman X would get a new game.
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Post by admin on Mar 19, 2020 19:14:18 GMT
Granted, but the controls are absolute shiz.
I wish I had enough money to upgrade these forums to Xenforo. :')
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Guma
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Post by Guma on Mar 19, 2020 19:31:10 GMT
Granted, but you don't make enough daily income to keep it running for long. You are now in major debt.
Speaking of money, I wish I could take all DLC in any game for free.
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Post by █ █ m a g i c k a █ █ on Mar 19, 2020 19:35:07 GMT
Granted, but all the DLC is light wood laminate.
I wish the person controlling this Plague Inc game would just restart already - Madagascar's already closed, it's over!
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Post by admin on Mar 19, 2020 19:43:16 GMT
Granted, but the next game starts in Madagascar.
I wish I had an actual house cat.
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Post by vray on Mar 21, 2020 22:08:09 GMT
Granted, but it hates you
I wish I Scalebound wasn't canceled
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Post by admin on Mar 25, 2020 3:28:36 GMT
Granted, but it's basically Daikatana but with dragons.
I wish I had a turkey sandwich.
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Guma
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Post by Guma on Mar 26, 2020 18:28:09 GMT
Granted, but the turkey still has the bones.
I wish that time would stop whenever I played a video game.
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Post by vray on Mar 27, 2020 6:47:01 GMT
Granted, but then your attacked by The Mysterious figure boss from Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep and sadly have second chance so your suffering cannot end till he stops.
I wish Anthem was actually a good game.
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Dtmahanen
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Post by Dtmahanen on Mar 28, 2020 18:09:00 GMT
Granted, but then you'd have to buy an EA game. With microtransactions out the wazoo. Ew.
I wish that Dark Sun would be released officially in Dungeons and Dragons 5e.
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Post by admin on Apr 3, 2020 0:21:39 GMT
Granted, but you are cursed to forever be unable to find a good group to play it with. The only groups you can get together are novices who all want to be edgy psions, who never have their character sheets when they show up for game night, and who you have to remind every single session that their psionics do in fact have limits, despite what the rulebook might have to say. One of them has a tragic backstory that only seems to get more over-the-top tragic a la painful/edgy fanfic every time that player shows up, it's not ironic, and there is absolutely drama about this within your player group that you're expected to DM around and/or mediate. Good luck!
I wish I could have a machine that transcribes my thoughts into writing for me.
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Guma
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Post by Guma on Apr 3, 2020 22:29:53 GMT
Granted, but it also translates your subconscious thoughts, the thoughts you didn't know you even had. Plus, it's advanced enough to publish them straight online so you don't have to.
I wish that all the world's money would suddenly disappear.
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Post by CompleteWingback on Apr 5, 2020 8:21:06 GMT
Granted, but now the billionaires already found a way to stay rich by gaming and cheating whatever the new trading system is, and nothing's changed.
I wish I could stream Switch games without my internet connection dying on me.
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Post by vray on Apr 6, 2020 9:02:19 GMT
Granted, but Nintendo Copyright strikes all of them.
I wish I could sleep reasonably.
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Post by admin on Apr 6, 2020 15:40:48 GMT
Granted, but the next time you fall asleep, you wake up in the year 3000, amidst a dystopia where virtually no one gets your memes.
I wish COVID-19 wasn't a thing.
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