April 2020 Shitpost Championship

Are you tired of not being heard?
Is your voice squeaky and lacking in depth?
Are you frustrated by not being able to shatter glass or cause permanent deafness with merely a spoken word?

Then it sounds like you need to exercise your voicebox? But wait, I hear you say Not really because you're voicebox sucks "But how does one exercise their voicebox"

Well, come on over to VocalVocab, The best place for you to get the guidance and wall structure support, so you can practice your voice.
We're currently branched in Batman Turkey, with ideas of expanding to Ireland, on that one mountain like the rest.


Get the most out of your voice. Apply now, free 3 day trial.
Here's the results of one of our former customers.



Contact us at,
1-101-666-6969 today and you can get a free home version DVD of our voice-box training.
Apply now, at the "VocalVocab" today and get the most out of your voice.

Disclaimer: VocalVocab is not responsible for your idiotics ideas on excelling your vocal training and thus damaging your voice or mouth in the process because you're a fucking idiot and can't wait in the program like all kinds of weight losing people expecting to get muscles packed in like, what a week? Actually follow the schedule and get some self control you halfwits!

The world is your megaphone, now be the one that throws it away and screams till birds fall from the sky at your voice making their little brains explode! Join VocalVocab today!
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