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Post by admin on Apr 2, 2020 18:31:16 GMT
WELCOME TO THE CAPSLOCK THREAD. THE IDEA IS SIMPLE: POST WHATEVER NONSENSE YOU WANT (WITHIN REASON—SEE BELOW) IN FULL-EFF CAPSLOCK.
"BUT WAIT, MINTY," YOU SAY. "THIS ISN'T A GAME."
WRONG. IT'S PSYCHOLOGICAL GAME AGAINST OURSELVES. IT IS THE PRIMAL SCREAM OF GAMES. IT IS A GAME TO SEE HOW LONG WE CAN GO BEFORE SOMEONE FAILS AT CAPSLOCKING OR UNTIL OUR PRIMAL URGE TO SCREAM AT THE SCREEN SUBSIDES, WHICHEVER COMES FIRST.
ALTERNATIVELY, I'M THE ADMIN, AND THERE ARE ONLY A HANDFUL OF WAYS I CAN REASONABLY SAY "EFF IT I DO WHAT I WANT" WITHOUT SOUNDING LIKE A POWER-TRIPPING A-HOLE, THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIMES, AND YOU GET TO REAP THE BENEFITS.
THERE ARE THREE RULES HERE:
1. TEXT MUST BE CAPSLOCKED. MEMES AND IMAGES ARE FINE, BUT IF YOU DON'T POST CAPSLOCKED TEXT TOO, YOU FAIL, AND YOU GET TO GO HOME.
2. NO CONTENT THAT WOULD VIOLATE OUR FORUM RULES: NO PORN, NO SHOCK IMAGES, NO ADVERTISING LINKS, NO FLAMING/CREEPING ON EACH OTHER. IF SOMEONE TELLS YOU TO KNOCK IT RIGHT TF OFF, YOU KNOCK IT RIGHT TF OFF.
3. NO FLOODING THE THREAD. DOUBLE-POSTING TO BUMP IS FINE. MULTI-POSTING IN RAPID-FIRE IS NOT.
OTHER THAN THAT, HAVE FUN.
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Post by █ █ m a g i c k a █ █ on Apr 2, 2020 18:52:35 GMT
YOU CALL THIS DICEY, I CALL THIS ACCURATE. BEHOLD - MY USER IMAGE
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Guma
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Post by Guma on Apr 2, 2020 19:44:27 GMT
I WANT TO CHANGE MY PLANNED MAJOR FROM SOFTWARE ENGINEERING TO MECHANICAL ENGINEERING, BUT APPARENTLY THAT'S PUNISHABLE BY DEATH IN MY COUNTY.
LET ME VENT, DAMN IT.
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Dtmahanen
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Post by Dtmahanen on Apr 2, 2020 22:46:14 GMT
LOOOOOOOUD NOISES!
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Post by admin on Apr 3, 2020 0:08:02 GMT
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS, GUMA. ALSO, P SURE BOTH ARE EQUALLY IMPORTANT FIELDS THAT ARE HIGHLY LUCRATIVE, SO YOU SHOULD DEF DO THE ONE THAT WOULD MAKE YOU HAPPIER. SIDE POINT: EVERYTHING SOUNDS MORE ENCOURAGING WHEN CAPSLOCKED, AMIRITE?
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Guma
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Post by Guma on Apr 3, 2020 1:25:35 GMT
WAIT
YOU ALL HAVE LOWERCASE LETTERS IN YOUR SIGNATURES.
I WIN.
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Post by admin on Apr 3, 2020 5:02:53 GMT
LUCKILY, SIGNATURES DON'T COUNT. 8) 8) 8)
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Post by bay on Apr 4, 2020 3:06:24 GMT
HECK YEAH THIS IS BACK. KEEP UP THE MOMENTUM!
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Post by CompleteWingback on Apr 5, 2020 8:16:21 GMT
TO QUOTE JOHN OLIVER
"WOT A' YOU DO'IN?!"
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Post by vray on Apr 6, 2020 8:47:04 GMT
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HEY, LINK! LISTEN! SHOULD WE BELIEVE WHAT SHEIK SAID AND GO TO KAKARIKO VILLAGE!?
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Post by admin on Apr 6, 2020 15:42:21 GMT
HECK YEAH THIS IS BACK. KEEP UP THE MOMENTUM! HECK YEAH, IT IS. IT WOULDN'T BE ONE OF MY FORUMS WITHOUT A CAPSLOCK THREAD. HEY! HEY LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! HEY LISTEN! HEY! HELLO! LISTEN! HEY LINK LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HELLO! HEY! HEY LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! HEY LISTEN! HEY! HELLO! LISTEN! HEY LINK LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HELLO! HEY! HEY LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! HEY LISTEN! HEY! HELLO! LISTEN! HEY LINK LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HELLO! HEY! HEY LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! HEY LISTEN! HEY! HELLO! LISTEN! HEY LINK LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HELLO! HEY! HEY LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! HEY LISTEN! HEY! HELLO! LISTEN! HEY LINK LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HELLO! HEY! HEY LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! HEY LISTEN! HEY! HELLO! LISTEN! HEY LINK LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HELLO! HEY! HEY LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! HEY LISTEN! HEY! HELLO! LISTEN! HEY LINK LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HELLO! HEY! HEY LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! HEY LISTEN! HEY! HELLO! LISTEN! HEY LINK LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HELLO! HEY, LINK! LISTEN! SHOULD WE BELIEVE WHAT SHEIK SAID AND GO TO KAKARIKO VILLAGE!? BANNED.
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Post by CompleteWingback on Apr 6, 2020 16:23:00 GMT
HEY! HEY LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! HEY LISTEN! HEY! HELLO! LISTEN! HEY LINK LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HELLO! HEY! HEY LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! HEY LISTEN! HEY! HELLO! LISTEN! HEY LINK LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HELLO! HEY! HEY LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! HEY LISTEN! HEY! HELLO! LISTEN! HEY LINK LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HELLO! HEY! HEY LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! HEY LISTEN! HEY! HELLO! LISTEN! HEY LINK LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HELLO! HEY! HEY LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! HEY LISTEN! HEY! HELLO! LISTEN! HEY LINK LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HELLO! HEY! HEY LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! HEY LISTEN! HEY! HELLO! LISTEN! HEY LINK LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HELLO! HEY! HEY LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! HEY LISTEN! HEY! HELLO! LISTEN! HEY LINK LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HELLO! HEY! HEY LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! HEY LISTEN! HEY! HELLO! LISTEN! HEY LINK LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY! HELLO! HEY, LINK! LISTEN! SHOULD WE BELIEVE WHAT SHEIK SAID AND GO TO KAKARIKO VILLAGE!? CONGRATULATIONS YOU JUST EARNED YOURSELF A YEAR-LONG COMPULSORY VACATION FROM THE FORUMS
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Guma
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Post by Guma on Apr 9, 2020 23:12:53 GMT
HEY. LISTEN. THAT'S FOR THE OTHER THREAD.
IN OTHER NEWS, WE ALL HAVE STARS NOW. BUT...NOW THAT EVERY USER HAS STARS, THEY NO LONGER HAVE ANY MEANING. I DON'T GET ANY SORT OF THRILL FROM HAVING A STAR BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE HAS THAT SAME STAR. IF EVERYONE'S SPECIAL...NO ONE IS. THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK.
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Dtmahanen
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Post by Dtmahanen on Apr 10, 2020 3:41:22 GMT
STARS ARE BIG BALLS OF HOT AIR, WHICH WE ALL ARE AS ATTENTION-HUNGRY FANFICTION WRITERS. THERE'RE MILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF THEM IN THIS GALAXY ALONE, AND ORBITING THOSE STARS ARE THAT MANY PLANETS, WITH MAYBE EVEN MORE FORMS OF LIFE, AND MAYBE SOMEWHERE IN THE UNIVERSE, SOME OF THAT LIFE GREW UP TO BE JUST AS FULL OF HOT AIR AS US FANFIC WRITERS. THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS PLEASE SUBSCRIBE AND HIT THAT LIKE BUTTON
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Post by admin on Apr 10, 2020 16:27:45 GMT
YOU FORGOT TO HIT THE ALERT BELL. DON'T YOU KNOW THAT HITTING SUBSCRIBE DOES NOTHING THESE DAYS?
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Post by CompleteWingback on Apr 10, 2020 22:51:38 GMT
I, TOO, AM "A BIG BALL OF HOT AIR"
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Guma
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Post by Guma on Apr 11, 2020 2:52:46 GMT
HOLY SHIT. I JUST DELETED MY GOOGLE ACCOUNT.
I'M FEELING A WIDE FLURRY OF EMOTIONS.
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Post by admin on Apr 12, 2020 1:36:29 GMT
I HOPE FREEDOM IS ONE OF THEM. CONGRATULATIONS.
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Post by CompleteWingback on Apr 13, 2020 23:58:30 GMT
OI
ITS NINE BONG
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Guma
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Post by Guma on Apr 18, 2020 2:58:35 GMT
IF YOU'RE READING THIS, YOU'VE LOST THE GAME.
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