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Post by Manic on Jan 31, 2019 16:14:01 GMT
Okay! It's time for an experiment. Hopefully, this will go off without a hitch. Everything seems to be in place, so...bear with me, the Preview button doesn't work. If anything is broken, I'll try to fix it.
I present to you the first Shotlocke I ever did! Posted in installments, of course.
If you weren't sure, yes, that means that this is a NUZLOCKE! Rules will be posted below.
1. Catch only the first wild pokemon from a route. If it dies or runs, tough titties. -- 1a. Dupe clause set to 'optional'. May choose to catch first pokemon if it is a dupe. If not, retry until a new pokemon is found. -- 1b. This rule does not apply until I get my first pokeballs. -- 1c. I may catch any shinies I find, but if they're not the first 'mon on a route, I can't use them. 2. Nickname everybody. Pokemon are people too! 3. Whenever a pokemon faints, it is THE DEAD. Send it to heaven! 4. PERSISTENT STARTER - You may not remove your starter from your active team. 5. STARTER DEATH - If your starter faints, the run is over. 6. Gifts, trades, etc. all count as the pokemon for their respective area. And now, without further delay...
I was waiting? For what? So if you have a boy, he's a son of a Birch? XD FALSE. I've never called you that, and I am a subset of 'everyone'! You mean, sending your relatively defenseless daughter out into the field by herself to be attacked by wild animals pokemon? YOU BRAVE BRAVE MAN. ...dude, seriously. Glasses. C'mon. You can't look any worse than you do now, and you'll be able to see better! Yep, that's me. Your new best friend disciple. I'M PRETTY SURE I JUST SAID THAT. DOES THIS HELP YOU HEAR? My unfettered glee knows no bounds. Swell. What's it pay? ...nothing, right? I bet it's nothing. It's nothing, isn't it? >> Report to work I AM LUGGAGE MOVE ALONG NOTHING TO SEE HERE Your keen grasp of the obvious never fails to amaze me, mom. In all its three-building glory. Yaaaaay. Woman, if you hadn't needed to escape from your pimp, we wouldn't be in this mess! Yes, let's. The neighbors - both of them - are beginning to stare. And the rest of the people in this town...where do they live? You know what? Never mind. I think I'm better off not knowing. Yeah! That...sure is a kitchen, all right. You really spared no expense on these luxuries. Wait a minute, where do YOU slee...oh, right. Planning to stick with your career, huh? Leaving me to clean up all the poke-poop. Must...undertake...adventure...! Yes. Leaving you alone with these two unsupervised pokemon sounds like an excellent idea. Please try not to die, you're the one paying rent. What a fantastic substitute for parental love! Let's see here. Tiny bed, monitor with no noticeable computer, ancient television with purple lunchbox hooked up to it, book I've read seven hundred times, clock...yep! What more could a young man need to rot his mind into a drooling mess? Didn't even include batteries. Thanks, Dad. Believe it or not, yes, this IS the correct time. This is how I roll. I'm about to start hurting you. I don't know when I'm going to stop. Yeah, isn't slave labor great? I wonder where their trainers are? Probably waiting at the office for their first 'payment'. Bring a towel. Ohhhh, NOW I get it! If the pokemon decide to steal anything, the trainers can claim ignorance. Right. I just...you know what, just leave. I'm going to make sure they didn't eat any of the pages from my book. The book is fine. I am withdrawing a potion from my computer. FUUUUUUUCK LOOOOGIIIIIIC I bet you say that to all the guys. Awesome, maybe he'll be on the receiving end of a savage beating that will end his career and leave him a broken shell of a man! This WAS worth leaving my cell! Or, y'know, not. Screw this noise, I'mma go see Professor Birch and find out why he was IN MY HEAD on the drive over. Yyyyup. Try to ignore any smells, sounds, sights, tastes...y'know, just try to pretend we're not here. I apologize in advance. ...daughter, you say. About my age, maybe? Pleasedon'tbeacreeper, pleasedon'tbeacreeper... I'm Manic! I'm your next door neighbor. I'm so sorry. May, huh? Will I get to meet your friends April, June, and Julie? Ha ha ha... ...awkward panda. Wait, what? He doesn't even know me, what could he possibly tell you about...oh. Right. He knows my Dad. Because my Dad knows me SO well... Thankfully, there's absolutely no chance that we'll be forced by circumstance to engage in an array of deadly battles that render us bitter rivals with no chance of reconciliation! ... ... ...what? Ahhh, so you're his slave assistant, then! That's...that's great. So he's not around much? Hmmm. This does open up some possibilities... THESE WERE NOT THE POSSIBILITIES I HAD IN MIND. A pokeball? One singular pokeball? And it's not with you because...? 'A pokeball', right? Little bastard, holding out on me. Okay, um. Let's see. I think I'll choose...
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Post by Manic on Feb 1, 2019 10:30:01 GMT
Sure, this one seems okay. Here, go save your boss from a ferret with a bad perm. It's cool, it's a level 2 Zigzagoon. You can take this thing by sneezing at it. Gracias. Me llamo Gustav.Wait, what? You can talk? And in SPANISH? Si. But I will speak English for you, Señor.Okay, that works. So, go pummel that walking hairdon't. (one savage beating later) Seriously? One good kick would've solved this problem without me having to get involved. What was it doing, nibbling on your shin? YeahyouwereinlethaldangerPAYMENTNOWPLZ. Gggggh...WHAT? Did we just restart this conversation? Are you...are you a Timelord? Worst timelord ever.I'd better get some serious reward money for helping you, Captain Crazypants. Don't go, Señor. You will regret it.No way, man. I want what's coming to me. You asked for it. Literally.Really? Did he also tell you all about nuclear fusion, the meaning of life, and who wrote the book of love? Because he's exactly as knowledgeable about those subjects. Don't be sad. At least you have one parent left. This pendejo only got me because both of my parents were snatched up by wild Mightyena.Ouch. So noted. Well, in a jar in my basement, actually. WAIT WHAT YOU HEARD NOTHING Good, because I was going to keep him anyway. He's the first person I've known who wasn't an absolute tool. Good, because I was going to go with him anyway. He's the first person I've known who wasn't an absolute tool....you know, this might just work out. Si.Nah, it's cool. His name is Gustav. Oh, right, the slave labor we discussed earlier while you were IN MY HEAD. I've been meaning to ask you about that... You are better off not knowing.Sure, sounds like fun. Maybe she and I can get better acquainted. Should be? Birch, please. When I'm done, she's never gonna come home. Your choice of words, it is...horrible.Slick! Free sample. ME GUSTA.You sound like my mom. Your mother, she is...?A whore. And my father is the leader of the Normal-type gym here in Hoenn. I haven't seen him in years. I have no parents, and I want them. You have parents, and do not want them. What a pair.Damn, she's a regular Bulbapedia. It's okay, nerd chicks are hot. Bulbapedia?Yeah, it's a book my dad got me. Lots of info about Pokemon. It's the only book I own, so I've read it about twelve billion times. ONE book?One book. More like, I chose Gustav to help save his life. And he did. Beatdown was administered. It was so easy, it was hardly work at all....Gustav, help me out here. Is she hitting on me? You are a very lonely man, no?Hola.Bonjour.I apologize for what is about to happen.Qu'est-ce que c'est? What are you......ow...My career in la politica begins.You know...you're kinda weird, Gustav. But I can dig it. Oh. That explains...ewwww. That explains far, far more than I ever wanted to know about your father. What, seriously? Es verdad. A human that does not make me want to vomit...this is rare.That's cool. I like you too, man. Question, though: She doesn't seem to understand you. What's up with that? See previous comment.It wasn't exactly much of a challenge. You did not have to fight.Wait, what? She has 'extensive experience' but has one pokemon at level 5 and that's all? Compared to him, she is league champion.Oh, I get it. She fights and explores and such, and he... ...takes the credit. Si.Wait. Did I just get recruited as another sucker? Eager to share the burden, huh? She has been doing this her whole life. You would be eager too.Okay, okay. Fair enough. Woman, get back in the house and put some clothes on! Dios mio...Despite her approval, I maintain that this is a good partnership. Señor...I think I have been poisoned. I feel sick....you got me something? Actually purchased a thing for me beyond what was needed for me to live? Let me guess. Place right foot in front of left foot. Place left foot in front of right foot. Repeat as necessary. *snrk**looks at Gustav* *looks at Manic*(together) BWA AAaaha ahahaha hahaha*wheeze* haaha haahaHAAHA HAHAHAhaaha haa *gasp* No. No.
Y'know, I have an idea. I don't want this shitty job for no pay, and you want to get back at the Mightyena that offed your folks, right? Si?So, how does this sound? Let's take the league challenge. If we become champions, I'll gain enough power to end my dad's career, and you'll get strong enough to pummel the Mightyena (and maybe Birch) into paste. This sounds like a very good plan, but Birch will still take the credit.See, that's the great part. I'm only going to catch the FIRST pokemon I find on each route. That should give us enough power to take on the League, but the pokedex I return to Birch will be patchwork at best. He'll get discredited! That...that is beautiful. We are doing that.Sweet. Let's roll!
Hey, cool. A new friend! Be gentle, Gustav. That is my nature, Manic. But...a Poochyena? Must we?C'mon, man. We need a bigger team. Be a bro, do this for me. *sigh* Very well. Come with us, hermana.Fine. I'm Audrey.Audrey, you're hurt. C'mon back. I've got this.No, you don't. One good crit and you're dead. Come back. I said, I've got this.Wha...'I've got this' is usually code for 'I'm about to die'. Not on my watch. Bleah.Okay! Time for another new friend. Fine.Gustav, bro, help me out here. Did I manage to do something wrong? I think Audrey might kinda hate me. No, hermano. I think she is simply Quiet.Whatever, man. Call me Perry, I guess.*grindan 4 Perry and Audrey*
Does this help?To be honest? Not all that much. It's great if you can hit with it, but... It's cool, whatever.And here's where we left off. Level 8 team ready to hit Route 102. No Ziggies yet (aww), but I'll have more chances.
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Post by Manic on Feb 2, 2019 10:40:06 GMT
Okay, moving on. We're all pretty well-prepared for the other trainers we're sure to find. Speak for yourself.It'll be fine, don't worry. I think we may have actually overleveled a bit. Let's go meet our new friend, that'll cheer you up. Hey there, folks! You're a wonderful audience. Say, why did the Torchic cross the road?Ha ha, awesome, man. I dunno. Why?Because somebody stapled it to a trainer! *ba-dum tssh*Dude. Bro. Manic. This guy's gotta come with us. Comedy GOLD, man.Okay, um...sure. Confuse it. More than it already is?Just do it. Blrgh...hey, you're a waitress, tip the audience! Why did the Moltres like a writing desk? Because there a young man from Nantucket!Oh dear lord, it's true: fainting is easy, comedy is hard. Here, gotcha. clickSwell, a trainer. Just go ahead and name me 'Penis' because I'm gonna learn Harden. A thousand laughs, kid. I know the tradition.Wait, seriously?Señor Manic, he is not the usual trainer.Chill out, man...we're not gonna buzzkill you.Hi.Yeah, what they said. I mean, you're gonna fly eventually, right? So, why not call you Ace? You and me, we're goin' places, kiddo!Mmmph gmmph! Mmmf hmmmf gmm mmmnf!Great. Now how am I going to level you...hmmm. You still know Tackle. Hey, Ace... Mmmf?Ever play Dodgeball? MMMMMF!!!Oh, thank god. Now I'll finally be a badass Dustox! Chicks go for Dustoxes. Dustoxen?FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUI think you may be prettier than me! I didn't know you were a chick, dude.It's all right. You're still a badass, Ace. And now you can fight on your own AND you know the team's only Grass-type move. Pokeball. NOW.Right. Petalburg, huh? I think this is...wait. Wait wait wait. Shit. NO. Passing through. We need healing at the very least, amigo.What's his problem?Señor Manic, he has...father issues.That's putting it mildly. I haven't seen him in so many years, I bet he doesn't even recognize me. Not in a good mood right now, pal. You really want to know what I'm thinking? Be cool, man, be cool.Manic, we should go, yes?No bueno.Hey, he wanted my thoughts. I gave them to him. He should be happy. Is the kid always like this? Sheesh, rage-a-holic. No. He is not happy about his familia. When we leave, he will be happier.Soon, I hope.Take in the sights and learn their way around? Get their pokemon healed? Resupply on Antidotes and potions and stuff? Fortunately, I already know entirely too much about this gym, so I can just bypass the... ...tour. DAMN it. Manic? We are going to explore while you deal with this.Family business, kid, and we ain't family. We don't even look alike!Yeah, well...okay. You're the closest I ever had...Take it easy, bro.I'll stay....thanks, Audrey. Well, I'll be damned. You DO recognize me. Yeah, we're done. It's not like I had a lot to move, you deadbeat. Be nice, Manic. You know why I left you and your mother.Yeah, because Pokemon are all you care about. I bet you're more interested in Audrey here than me. Hello there, Audrey. Let's have a look at you, see how he's raising you...*growl* Get any closer and I'll bite.Okay, maybe later.Yeah, you always did underestimate me. I suppose I should at least thank you for the Bulbapedia, I studied it for years trying to be less of a disappointment to you, before I finally just stopped giving a damn about what you thought. Is that any way to talk to your Father? No. But you aren't really much of a father. Hey, buddy. Bad timing. We're kinda in the middle of a 'thing' here. Wally, maybe you should come back...later...OR, maybe I can solve two problems at the same time.Oh no. Oh, hell no. You did NOT just order me to do something. He looks lonely.What? Are you talking about Wally, or my dad? Both.... Come on, Wally. Wow, your dad is Norman? THE Norman? You must be really proud of him!I don't know him, and he doesn't know me. He took off when I was little. Oh...I'm sorry...Manic, right? Maybe that's why he stays in the gym by himself.Just keep walking. I did it! I did it, I caught a pokemon! Now I won't have to be scared anymore!Wait, scared? Of what? Well, I've always been scrawny and sick, and some of the other kids...pick on me. A lot. But maybe not anymore!Heh...yeah, Pokemon have kinda pulled me out of a slump too. A slump called my life...Poor child.You'd better be talking about Wally, Audrey. So, mom actually buys me something beyond the necessities, and you're helpful. Clearly, I have fallen into some parallel universe where OW! Audrey, what's with biting my hand? Thank him and let's go.Rrrgh...if nothing else, I need to get this bite treated. Well...thanks. It was a nip. Stop whining.Ahhh, THERE you are. Si, Petalburg is lovely at this time of year.You get things worked out with your old man, kid?...something like that. We cool?*wingbump* We're cool. C'mon, let's see what Route 104 looks like. Well, yeah. Kind of a novice, really, but I... Excuse me? Perhaps those shades are obscuring your view of my four friends? Estupido.Hey, pal. Where's your walking stick and cup of pencils?C'mon, guys. Let's keep moving. Route 104 awaits, along with a new friend! Hello, trainer.Another water type? Sheesh. At least this one is smart enough to recognize me for what I am. Another pokemon smarter than humans. Come, now. I'm Margaret. Have your Wingull use his Supersonic on me, let me swat myself a few times, and you can catch me and train me before you enter Petalburg Woods.What...how did you know what I was going to do?! Clarity of thought provides a great deal of insight. Shall we move on?Sure...okay, kinda creeped out right now. (Training montage) Now, this is more like it! Lots of tasty grass.No quiero...why did it have to be a forest?I can hardly wait...once I find a new friend here, I'll have a full team of six! I'll be in really good shape to take Roxanne on, not that I'm not already with three water types. I think you'll be very pleased with what you find here, Manic.*yaaaaaaawn*Slakoth. YES. All of my yes! Do want! Huh?Margaret, hit her a few times. GENTLY, we don't want to knock her out. Three times should suffice.Sweet! Got her! Welcome to the team, uhm... Oh, look. A trainer....um, yeah. How about you grab onto my shoulders and ride under my backpack? Whoah. Now, that's chill. Hey there, what's your name?Hello? I think she's asleep, dude.A team? *yawn* Sure, if I can get my beauty sleep. I'm Dana.Wait. Who with the what now? I smell trouble, kid. Watch it.Ace is correct, something is wrong here.Team who? Wait...Perry, Margaret, you two are acting like you know these guys. Totally uncool, man. They like to rip folks off.Take care, Manic. These are unscrupulous men who will stop at nothing.*yaaaaawn* Not now. Let someone else do it...GAH! No, not you, Dana! Okay, I need to switch you out for someone else. Ace, you're already ahead of the others, so maybe you should sit this one out. Suits me fine, pal. But who's stepping up?Good question...
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Post by Manic on Feb 3, 2019 17:00:35 GMT
Perry! This thing likes boosting its attack, right? Show it why that can be dangerous. Okay, cool...what?Just confuse it and let it smack itself around. Cool if I soak it too?Sure, go for it. Do your thing, man. Easy like Sunday morning, bro.Why would you even tell me that? What kind of crappy criminal organization are you? I coulda done a better job when I was still in the cocoon!I said they were unscrupulous. I never said they were intelligent.Oh, um, okay. That sounds...great, I guess? For such an easy fight? Perhaps we should do more of this, amigo.Still route 104?Jeez, looks like they split it in half. I can't catch anything here without breaking the rules. Is that man a criminal?Was. WAS that man a criminal. *zzzzzz*Augh. Forget it. Let's just snag some berries and get past those trainers. Look, kid, I'm not trying to tell you your business or anything, except...yeah, come to think of it, I am. We're all kinda beat up. Don't push too hard, alright?*snrt* Que? Manic? Where...why are we here?We had a double battle coming up next, and you guys were in no shape for it, so I came back for healing. Everyone else is asleep. I thought you hated this place. You came back......for you guys, yeah. Now, let's go teach those little girls who they're dealing with! You are abominably tierno, Señor Manic.Jeez Louise, kid! Are those...?
Leppa berries! My bro ate one and flew for a week. It was awesome. These would be excellent to bring with us, Manic. Shall we pick them?Sure, but we're not bringing them with us. Aw, why not?Because if I plant them instead, we can start making a steady supply of these things. We just need to remember to come back for them. Demonstrating forethought is an excellent habit.So here we are, Rustboro City and HOOOOLY crap! Amigo, this place is enormous!Yeah, this joint makes Petalburg look like the Improv on a Tuesday afternoon!There's the Devon corporation, there's some kid giving out a free Premier ball - yoink! - and I heard something about an HM? Well, it's about time somebody noticed. We already knew, amigo.Okay, let me rephrase that. It's about time another human noticed. Absolutely! So, who wants to learn Cut? ...anybody? Not it!Not it.Nah, I'm cool.I would prefer not to.Oh look, a town. *yaaaawn*Amigo, learning Cut is like tying a piñata around your neck: it's just one big burden. Let's wait until we need to, si?Yeah, okay. We don't exactly need it right away. Into my bag you go! C'mon, let's check out the school, I could use a few pointers! What are you, high?! Seriously, are you on drugs RIGHT NOW? Back away from him, Manic, nice and slow...Screw that noise, I just watched him smack two kids with that thing! GIVE me that! Jeez, kid, gimme a heart attack, why don'tcha?That was very brave.Brave, nothing. You can have it back at the end of class, you nutjob. The class of 2027! PFFFTTTTCHCH *falls over laughing* Not even if I HAD a Ralts, which I don't! And I will forget Water Gun to learn Splash. Is everyone in this town loco?I have heard that living in a very large city can create a level of social detachment, but this seems extreme.Phew, finally out of the looney bin and on to a new route. Maybe we'll find a Nincada! I've always wanted one, they're such badasses when they evolve! SWEET! Luck's going my way, aside from the screwballs! Perry, make it smack itself around so I can catch it! Takes too long. I get bored. Here, watch this, man.Arceus DAMMIT, Perry! That was supposed to be our new friend! Chill, man. It just wasn't meant to be.Look, Perry, pal...I'm not Margaret or anything, but I think you better hit the ball for a while.Cool, whatever.Gahhhh, I swear, I'm gonna force-feed him a Leppa berry smoothie! Let's just keep moving. Hey, I heard about this. Seems simple enough. And we can find a friend to replace the Nincada we didn't catch. Let it go, Manic....fine. Anyway, I know it'll be a Whismur, since that's all that lives in this cave. Aww, poor Nincada...I can't see my hand in front of my face! Hey, who turned out the lights?!That had better be your paw, Audrey.Guess again.*SMACK*Si, si, no touching, I understand!Let's just find our friend and get out of this place. Hey there, buddy. What's your name? ...You wanna come with us? This is Gustav, and Audrey, and Perry, and Ace, and Margaret, and Dana... *nod*So, um, yeah. I'm Manic, and you are...? ...Um, okay, right. I'll just call you Amplitude. I hear you'll wind up in the PC, but don't worry, I'll come see you shortly. No, I'd like to become a ballet dancer. What do YOU think? I think you've got the figure for it! *ba-dum tssh*How do you DO that? Do what?Just...ow. My head. Nevermind, I think my brain is trying to burrow its way out of my skull as a defense mechanism. Thank you, Captain Obvious. AUDREY! That was... *pant pant* ...too close. May I see your Bulbapedia while you train Dana?Wow. I think...I think that's the most you've ever said to me at one time. Sure, go ahead. Manic, withdraw Amplitude and train him. Box me.Huh? Okay, sure. For how long? Permanently.
Wait...WHAT?! No! I'm not doing that! You're my friend! Manic, listen to me. I was nearly killed out there. The others are progressing much faster than me. According to your Bulbapedia, I will never catch up; even as a Mightyena, the best move I learn also damages me. There's a reason those Aqua imbeciles use Poochyena.But...I can't...I can't travel without you! I can't lose you like that! If you box me, you can come and see me any time you like, and we can walk and catch up. If not...some day soon, it won't be a close call.You're...we... You've touched my heart, Manic. And I've touched yours. Distance can't change that. Now go, the others are waiting.I'll...I'll come back and talk to you often. I promise! I know. Go.F-fine. C'mon, Amplitude. Let's get you trained. I know the others will... Such a good boy.
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Post by Manic on Feb 4, 2019 10:04:17 GMT
Wow, that hardly took any time at all! Sheesh, Amplitude's growing like a weed!Ace is correct. Welcome to the team, hermano....(Epic Grind Time!) So...you guys sure you wanna do this? Clearing out the regular trainers inside wasn't much of a thing, but if we beat Roxanne...that's pretty much it, we're committed to the path. If we had any doubt, we would not be here.Margaret's right, man. We gotcha.I learned a new move! Let's celeb*zzzzz* Dana should be the most beautiful Slakoth in the world, with that much beauty sleep. Anyway, I'm only going to need two of you for this particular fight. Yes, I figured that much out from your positioning and the name sewn on your shirt. What? I don't have my name sewn on my shirt...see?No, you don't...but you checked, didn't you? You creep, you tricked me! Now it's on!I almost feel guilty for how easy this is going to be.Margaret? I did say 'almost'.Nicely done. Take a breather, it's time to share the love. Hola. Me llamo Gustav. This is going to hurt you a lot more than it will hurt me.Please, as much as you like.Huh?Get 'em, Gustav! You know what to do. Oh.It is child's play, amigo. They stand no chance.Hah! Now you can't switch out!What makes you think I was planning to switch out? Have you been watching this fight? Rrrrgh...show them who they're messing with, Nosepass!What? You don't even know your Nosepass' name, and you call yourself a gym leader? Some trainers are very inconsiderate. This must be so embarassing for you...let me end this.Two potions, an Oran berry...none of this can save you from me.And that's all she wrote! I could've told you that. How do I, of all people, know more than a gym leader? The greatest education in the world is of no greater use than a bicycle to a Magikarp if the student will not listen, Manic.Hubbawha? What? What's your Marill telling you?Her name is Margaret. And...I have NO idea. She means that you only learn if you listen. Es verdad.I wish she'd just say so, then! Sweeeeet. One eighth of the way there! Not even! The others are WAY stronger than me, and they'll squash you flat!Keep dreaming. And keep watching the news if you want to see us! He is becoming quite confident.Si, it does my heart good to see it.As long as confidence does not become overconfidence.Hey, how'd it go?Check this baby out. Whoah...cool. Sparkly. Good luck with the gym!Y...yeah! Um. Anyway. Let's figure out where we go from... What, AGAIN? ...My sentiments exactly. That guy needs a leash!*siiiiiigh* Do I really want to do this? I don't know. Do you?Mmmmf. I...well...yeah. I guess. I mean, I can't just leave him hanging. Yeah, I figured that out. And I'm guessing you need me to help you. Again.Please, I just need to get the goods back! If I lose them for the eighteenth time this week, I'll be fired for sure!Fine. But if you lose them again after this, you're on your own! Why is it that every adult I meet is irresponsible and dim-witted? In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king?I'm...huh. You know, I'm just going to take that as a compliment. C'mon, let's go. HOLYCRAP what the HELL, man?! That thug ran into the cave! He stole mah Peeko! PEEEEEKOOOOOOkay, okay! You don't have to yell! I need to pummel him anyway, I'll get your Peeko back. My girl...Peeko...what would I do without you?Okay, guys. Huddle up. That thug took this guy's granddaughter hostage. Things are going to get hairy in there. Amplitude, I want you to use Uproar to disorient him and take down any pokemon he has. Margaret, Gustav, you two use Water Gun to keep him down. Ace, Perry, you two help get his daughter to safety. Dana, just...hang on to me. That...that sounds suspiciously like a plan, amigo.Yeah, where'd that come from?I...don't know. Margaret, what do you think? I think you're finally starting to realize what you're capable of, Manic. Shall we go?Yeah, okay. Amplitude, stop hugging his leg. What's with that? Yeah, whatever. Okay, he's got a Wingull. Hey, bro.I don't see the kid anywhere...Perry, help Margaret and Gustav. Ace, look for her. Let's go! Dana?! What on earth...well, uhm...okay then! Phew, that was hard work. Nap time...Anyone who's surprised has not been paying attention. Fine, take the stupid stuff!That's one thing I need. Where's the old guy's granddaughter? What? What are you talking about?Ace, if he doesn't fork over the old guy's granddaughter by the time I count to three, drain his life force. One... AIIIIGH! NO!...or maybe he'll just run away instead. Ugh. I wonder why he called this a tunnel to nowhere, though. Uncool.FFFFFFFUUUUUU...great. Now what do we do? Chill, man. Here comes the old dude.PEEKO! You found my Peeko! Ohhh, Peeko, come to daddy!Wait, what?! Peeko was...The Wingull, yes.How long did you know about this? Right after his shout.Why didn't you tell me?! You were doing so well, I didn't have the heart.Stop by my shack so we can thank you properly! Bye!...I'm with Amplitude on this one. Yeah. Let's...never speak of this again. Not even slightly surprised anymore. How many of these things do you have? For that matter, if you're not a trainer, why do you have them? I'm a Devon employee! We make them. And I've gotten used to carrying some around to reward people who help me...Wait, you brought me here to talk to the PRESIDENT of Devon Corp.?! I need a shower and a change of clothes and a comb and... You'll be fine! What's the worst that could happen?I think this is his motto.You know, having the president of Devon Corp. owe me a favor would be pretty nice... And you won't go unrewarded!Make sure it's not just another Great Ball!I know, I know. It's not just another Great Ball, is it? No, no. It can't get out that we're treating our volunteers like that! And since I know my subordinate short-changed you, here you go!Huh. A poke...nav? That's new. Brand new! You'll help us beta test it, and you get it for free!Most useful, amigo! We will never be lost again.Yeah, but we still don't know which way to go! North is just ledges, east is blocked off, west is water, and south is the way we came! Mr. Briney will have a solution, and a boat.Ohhhh. And that's the favor we'll ask for, right? PFFFFTCHCHCH Easy, amigo. She does not know.Oh, it's swell. I've got...several pokemon documented already! Of course, once they evolve, I... Hey, May. Knock knock. Who's there?Interrupting cow. Interrupting cMoo. But yeah, let's do this. Heyyy! Treecko, right? Gustav told me all about you, buddy. Since it's joke time, what did the Treecko say to the Beautifly?Je ne sais pas. What did the Treecko say to the Beautifly?Mon dieu, it hurts...That's right! You've been a lovely audience, tip your trainer, goodnight!Buh...I...why are you chasing Peeko around the table?! Just for fun! She loves it when I do that. What a grown man and his pokemon do in the privacy of their cabin is their own business!Manic, when we are on that boat, you do not lose sight of me. Not for one moment. Do you hear?I think I'm gonna be sick....!I'm gonna chill on top of the sail. Y'know. Outta reach.Okay. Yes. We need a boat to get to Dewford, and we appreciate it. I wonder if Peeko got kidnapped on purpose... Ace, you need a bag or something? Oh look, a Treecko.I hope we do not regret this.
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Post by Manic on Feb 5, 2019 9:25:24 GMT
It's kind of cramped, sure, but your Pokemon can huddle close!Absolutely not.Yay, Petalburg Woods!Yeeeeeah. That's not gonna happen. Not today, not tomorrow, not ever. Oh, that's all right, then. Peeko will keep me company!*shudder*What is it, Amplitude? What's wrong? ... Ohhhh hell. Quick, lean him over the side of the boat! *blrrrrghghgh*Oh, jeez. Okay, note to me. Next time we sail, Amplitude stays in the ball. Additional note to me: return to Route 105 to find a new friend sometime soon. Wait, what?! How did you get this number?! I pulled a few strings and got it from the Devon Corp. president.Since when do you give a damn about how I'm doing? Stop calling me! I heard you beat Roxanne, and I wanted to congr*click*I need to find the call blocking feature on this thing. I think that was the most uncharitable thing I have ever seen you do.Lay off, Margaret. You don't understand. Wow. Okay, need to return to Route 105 AND 106 and find new friends. Amigo, as many friends as you may find, you cannot replace your family.Not you too, Gustav...look, I'll deal with this in my own way, okay? I appreciate the...whatever-this-is, but I've got it. If you say so.Wasn't that fun? Let me know if you want to set sail again!I'll get back to you on that. (No, seriously, I will. Island, remember?) There's lots to do here, kid. A gym, that cave we passed, and some kind of...trendy house?Do I LOOK like I care what phrases are trendy? No, and you don't talk like it either! *ba-dum tssh*One of these days, I'm going to find out how you do that. Do what?...skip it. Oh, hey! Pretty slick. I may not be able to catch a lot of strong pokemon with this thing, but it's a non-zero amount, and that's an improvement! ... You look like hell, buddy. Need a lift?... Aaaaand UP ya go! PHEW! You're kinda heavy, kiddo!Heh, that's kinda cute. Don't get any ideas, you're WAY too heavy!Well then, you use the toilet paper and clean the tip off, and wash up afterwards. Oh my Arceus, I can't believe you just said that.Dude, that's just wrong.BWA-HAHAHAHA! Oh kid, that's priceless!Finally, back on dry land...I'm supposed to give these out to anyone who wants to go deeper into the cave.Wait. You mean you just hang out here all day and give out the worst HM in existence to passers-by? Yep. And nobody is ever happy to get it, either.If my book has a map to this cave, then do yo USE THAT. Don't use this HM unless you absolutely have to!Actually, I don't think it's an option. Can anyone even use this thing? Not me. Nope. Not me. ... *shakes head* I'm afraid not. *zzzzz*Here, want it back? ARCEUS, no. If I get rid of enough of these things, I can start passing out better stuff! Just keep it, maybe you'll find a use for it as a coaster or something.Ohhh good. Well, thank goodness I have a map. And hey, we can find a new friend down here! ...for Audrey to chat with! BOXED FOREVER. And then there was grinding. All of the grinding forever! And this happened:Manic, I feel...warm...Something is happening to me as well!Huh? Hey, this sort of reminds me of when Ace...everybody back off, give them some room! Que?!I've felt this once before, from when I was an Azurill! Hold on!Gustav! You're... Muy guapo, no?No! Well, yes. But you're standing on two legs! Now I can finally do something I've been wanting to do since Littleroot! Que?High-five! Down low. *smack!*Hmmm. Surprisingly little change for me.Awww, but you're even more adorable than you were before! Yes, and I can hear more clearly, too. For example, I know that Steven is on the first floor of this cave, but the echoes tell me that we have to go down to go up.Super-hearing? Slick! And this happened too...*zzzzsnort* Whuh?You too, Dana? Cool, I can't wait to see what you do! *streeeeetch* For the first time in my life, I feel...well-rested!ASDFGKLTOEMLDPVU I CAN SEE THE FUTUUUUUREAhhh, so that's why Slakoth are always sleeping. They're saving up energy for their evolution! COME ON LET'S GO FIND STEVEN WHY ARE WE STILL STANDING HERE LET'S GO GO GOThis...is an improvement. Right? Well, at least I don't have to carry you anymore. In fact, I don't think it's possible.There you are! You know, you're a difficult guy to find. So I've been told. So, I suppose you'd like something for your trouble.Uh...well, I already have something worked out with your dad, so... Oh, please. I must insist; without the working plebs like you, people like me would constantly be burdened with trivialities. Here, take this TM, I have dozens just like it.Thanks...I think Perry could use this. They really are! This is Gustav, and this is Amplitude, and this is... Yes, yes, I'm sure your friends are simply delightful. I really must be off, though. Ta!Wow. I mean, WOW. That guy is... Steven Stone.Full of himself?Really busy?I believe the phrase Manic is looking for is 'a douchebag'.... T.T Awwww. It's okay, Amplitude. I'm sure he didn't MEAN to blow you off like that. ... :/Okay, that guy just reserved himself a permanent spot on my shit-list for making Amplitude cry. Huh. I wonder what this is for... A doorstop. It's an Everstone, kid. Stops us from evolving.Wha...why would anyone ever want to do that? It has another better use, but only in breeding.Huh. Well, into the bag you go. Maybe somebody else will want it. Okay, team. Everybody's level 18. Perry, you're strong against fighting attacks. Ace, you're REALLY strong against fighting attacks. We're going to do the best we can to get Amplitude some experience too, okay? Cool. Switching out?Yeah. Amplitude is weak to all those fighting moves, so he'll mostly be leeching experience for this gym. You okay with that, little buddy? ... *nod*OH WHAT THE HELL. What, again? Lights, por favor!A running gag is only funny when it's a gag!So the trainers in here are guarding light switches? Something like that, yeah.HEY! EVERYBODY! I HAVE A BEAUTIFLY AND A WINGULL HERE AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM! Much better. So I've heard. You ready for a fight? I'm Brawly! Dewford's gym leader!Yeah, we just covered that. I'm challenging you to a gym match. I'm Brawly!Bad trip, man. Let's get this over with. YOU'RE LEADING WITH AMPLITUDE, ARE YOU NUTS?!Nope. Get him, Perry! It's cool, bro.URK...dude...not cool...!Shit...shit shit shit! That move does fixed damage, resistance won't help! Can you still take him, Perry? Pretty sure, but if he does it again...Dude...my mellow is officially harshed...I need a breather.You did a good job, Perry. It's Amplitude's turn. Que?!Amigo, I know you are a skilled trainer, but this is practically suicide!I know it looks like that, but it's really not. Let me demonstrate. Focus Punch incoming. ...! :E Amplitude? Punch him in the face. And that is why none of you will ever be learning Focus Punch. ...??As long as you keep hitting him, he can't get a Focus Punch off. ... And that's his only damaging move. ... Sic 'em. ... >BDAnd now it's time for the main event. Ace, you're up! Whoah! Hey there, tons-o'-fun!Uhm, Ace? Not the best move there. Huh? It'll help me take him down faster.And vice versa. Guts - increases attack to 1.5x with a status ailment. Guess what poison is? Yeah? Math lesson for ya: what's zero times 1.5?Enough to get you down below half health before you can take him down? Ha ha. Sheesh, everybody's a critic.WHY DO YOU NOT RUN A WATER TYPE GYM? Si, the surfing theme, it is strong here.I'm Brawly!
Something tells me that he lacks the capacity to comprehend the subtleties of water. Or clothe himself. Phew! Second badge down, six to go. C'mon, we should probably alert his caretaker or something...oh god, what's that smell? ... Oh, man...I don't think any of us can make that kind of smell. That leaves...I'm Brawly!OKAYI'LLJUSTTAKETHETMTHANKSBYE. Seriously, man. Just get us out of here. Slateport is fine. What's that smell coming from the gym?Everybody on board! The faster we get out of here, the better!
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Post by Manic on Feb 5, 2019 17:41:26 GMT
So, fun fact for the readers:
After this update, I went to Slateport, made my way through the down, did the Archie fight, visited Trick House, did the May fight, went up to Mauville, fucked around, saved, and quit for the night.
When I came back, ALL MY PROGRESS WAS GONE.
The screenshots didn't make sense any more, because obviously, I couldn't reliably replicate the circumstances. (Actually, I could, but I didn't know how.)
So I had a choice. Whine about it, or write it into the story.
Guess which one I did.
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Post by Manic on Feb 6, 2019 6:35:11 GMT
Huh? Why are we back on the beach? And what happened to Amplitude? What do you mean, amigo?I feel...groggy. Why aren't we in Mauville? ...kid, we only just reached Slateport just now. You feelin' okay?What? No, that's not right. Remember? We went through Slateport, delivered the goods...did the Trick House, fought May, hit Mauville? Did a little gambling, got a bike? We even fought Wally. Whoah, dude. What're you smoking?Look, it happened! I remember it happening. On Route 110, we met Gabriel, the Minun. Watch. Just up here, there's a house on the beach where they reward battles with soda pop, and a couple of trainers hidden under umbrellas. See? OKAY, YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT, AND I'M ALREADY FREAKED OUT!All right, Manic. If you're certain that you saw the future, what else awaits us?Okay. Let's see...there's going to be a big line of those Team Aqua guys outside a museum, a guy named Dock will ask us to deliver the goods to Stern personally, and when we return to the museum, the line will be gone. Kid, that's farfetched like a duck with a leek!Okay, now I'm freaked out!Wait, it gets better. One of the Team Aqua guys inside will give us a free TM, and then we'll meet their leader after fighting two of them. Gifts from Team Aqua? Perhaps we were in Rustboro too long.You have to forgive me! Here, take Thanks for the Thief TM. How did you know?!We already had this conversation. Or will have it. Or are having it. Something like that, everything's gone all funny... ... Amplitude's right, bro. I'm gettin' worried about you.Right. I'm...just going to leave now...Hi, Captain Stern. Brace for incoming Team Aqua. Huh?Hi, Archie. My name is...wait...what? How did you know that?Same way I know you're about to tell me I'm too young to understand. I've done this before. You are one creepy kid, you know that?Yeah, yeah. Now warn me and go away. ...I don't like this game anymore...I'm out of here. What the hell was that?Okay, screw this predestination noise. I'm making a change RIGHT now. Music to my ears, kiddo. What's the plan?WHY ARE WE GOING BACK TO DEWFORD?!In my vision, we never went back to tell the Devon president that we finished the job, so that's exactly what we're doing now. And by making a change from the path followed in the vision......I hope to alter what's to come, yes. This HAS to work. Ooooooh. Nice. In other words, it'll help new friends catch up to the rest of the team. Slick! And in your vision, we did not come back for this?Nope. We just soldiered on without it. Hi, Birch. Yeah, I'll watch out for May. Bye. You gonna stop doing that any time soon?Sure, once I run out of future vision, or whatever this is. Ohhhh shit, this part! Ace, Perry, back in your pokeballs! Gustav, Margaret, Dana, cover your ears! Why, what's No time to explain! Do it now! Oh lord...Right. Someone who's never uttered a word in his life suddenly has a voice, and OH SHIT here we go!
SWEET ARCEUS, MAKE HIM STOP! I CAN'T EVEN GET CLOSE TO HIM! HE'LL STOP IN A MINUTE!
Okay! Moving right along, nice brisk clip, let's MOVE, people... I NEVER want to go through something like that again.Remember, I had to do it twice now. Imagine what it would've been like if I hadn't warned you! Si...ooogh, I still feel a little sick. Wait...what is this place?Trick House. The guy hides under a table, we find him, we enter his maze and cut down some bushes, fight a few trainers, get a Rare Candy for our troubles. RARE CANDY?! HELL YEAH!! LET'S DO THIS THING!Yep. When you know the way, it isn't even hard. Rare Candy, please. Well, that was fun. Now...I think we've stalled enough. Let's hit the tall grass and see if all we've done differently has made a difference... Whatever is to come, you know we have your back.Yeah, let's give causality a swift kick in the pokeballs!Give me back the Berlin wall, give me Stalin and St Paul. I've seen the future, brother: it is murder.Wait...what? Let's...let's just go. WOO! An Electrike! Perry, Margaret, help me out...jeez, she's a fiesty one! The future is uncertain and the end is always near!What are you...gah, nevermind. Better focus if you're gonna catch me, trainer! Hah, missed me!Manic, what kind of pokeball did you use to catch the Minun? A regular po...way ahead of you! Hah! That did the trick! Heh heh, you're fun! I'm Maxine. I'm gonna follow you around!Luck be a lady tonight!Okay, now, THAT one I know. Strange. At any rate, welcome to the team, Maxine. We'll visit the pokecenter momentarily to do what needs to be done. It's time, Manic.What...wait, not you too! Let's be calm and examine the facts. One, I have hit my plateau; with no evolutions remaining, I will not get much stronger, but your opponents will. Two, I was always at my best in an advisory role, rather than in combat. Three, you currently have three water types and no electric types on your team. Your course of action is clear.It's all right. She and Elena and I will keep each other company.Margaret...are you sure about this? You always have a place on my team. Yes, I do. And I'm finally taking the correct one. I'm very grateful for all you've done for me, but now it's someone else's turn. Also, I think I might try a little rewiring of this system. I have an idea.Heh. I suppose I should know better than to argue with you. You really should.All right. I'll continue to stop in periodically to check in on you. Come on, Maxine...we've got work to do. (endless grinding happened...which wasn't so painful once I found the Throttle function, all of my love)Hey, Amplitude? ?What's with all the song lyrics? Emotional feedback on timeless wavelength, bearing a gift beyond price, almost free!Uh, yeah. Anyway, moving on...
Amigo, why are we doing all of this? The last ti...er, when we fought May up ahead? We BARELY survived. She's been training pretty hard, so we need an advantage OW HARD IS PRETTY HARD?!Her Grovyle - yeah, it evolved - is level 20 now. Perry came very, very close to getting knocked out. Hey, speaking of which, you haven't said much recently, Perry. Dude...Amplitude and Dana...I'm tripping balls...C'mon, Perry. They're still our friends! No we're never gonna survive, unless...we get a little crazy!WE'RE STILL PALS, RIGHT?!Can I ride on your shoulder for a bit, bro?Sure, it's all good. And I won't even bring you into the fight with May. Come on out, May. I know you're there. Wha...how did you...?!Just like before. And yes, I know your pokemon are stronger. Also, nice bike. If I said 'no', it'd still happen, so let's just get started. You don't stand a chance!Yes, yes. Wingull level 18, Slugma level 18, Grovyle level 20. Let's get on with it. I haven't even seen anyone since...how did you...I...gghk!Nope.Nope.Aaaaand nope! (Jeez, you weren't kidding, this guy hits like a ton of bricks!)Here, I'll give you this if you stop being all creepy!Score! Maybe this'll help you find what you're looking for, man.That's...weirdly philosophical for you, Perry. Still waters run deep.Here we are, Mauville. Now to get that coin case. I bet you wondered why I bought that Harbor Mail back in Slateport, right? For a moment, I thought it was to contact your mother...then I laughed.What's wrong with his mom?She is a whore.Hey! Don't talk like that about Manic's mom, jerkface!No, seriously. She engages in sexual activity for money. That's why the lady...is a tramp!No kidding. How did you...?You'd never believe me. Let's just do the trade. And never speak of this again.Seriously. Thanks for the HM, buddy! Pity we can't use it yet...HAVE YOU MISSED ANY OPPORTUNITIES BECAUSE OF ROCKS?... ... ... you know, come to think of it, I don't think I have. Still, I bet we'll need it soon. Oh, man. Rydel, you're the best! Yep! Littleroot. And boy, are my running shoes dirty, right? I was just going to say that...It's fine, I know. Sweet! At least that didn't change! Rydel, you are the man. I'll go with the Acro bike. How did you know there were two types?It's a long story. I sorta had a vision. It's legit, bro. Hey, how much steam you got left, man?Not much. There's the Wally fight, a few trainers east of here, then the vision ended. I'm...just going to leave you to your conversation, Future Boy....and that's how it happened! I'm glad you're doing so well for the team. I'm very proud of you.Have there been any more visions since then?None yet, and to be honest, I'm okay with that. I've had enough of future visions for this lifetime. I'm still working on linking this system with your Pokedex as a two-way communicator. It's difficult, but I'll keep at it.Wow, really? Nice! Be good, make sure you take care of yourself.I will, Audrey. I promise. Gotta run, there's lots more to do!
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Post by Firebrand on Feb 8, 2019 16:30:40 GMT
I've been following this for the past few days, and it's pretty clever! I'm not super up to date on the Nuzlocke community (I followed a couple comic-based runs back on DA in like... 2010-ish?) and Minty's Electric Sheep for a little while, and while I'm not really interested in doing/writing up a Nuzlocke run myself, I do think it's interesting to see people creatively portray one, especially because the genre lends itself to so much interpretation within the journeyfic framework. So that's a long-winded way of me saying I've never seen or heard of a shotlocke before, so I don't know how common they are, but this one has been endearing so far.
I think one thing that drags down Nuzlocke narrations in general is that they by necessity have to follow the plot of the games, and the audience is mostly familiar with that plot, so it's on the Nuzlocker to make the narration different and exciting, especially for those boring stretches in the games where nothing plot heavy happens. This format really avoids that by allowing you to only screenshot the interesting stuff that moves the plot along, and cover any ground in between screenshots with character interactions. That does mean that a lot of the story relies on the characters, and Manic and his crew are definitely the main strength of the story here. They do sort of have cartoony personalities that are drawn from broad comedic tropes, but that's not bad, because occasionally they do show moments of depth, like Audrey, Margaret or Gustav, and even when they're just goofing around, it's still fun to watch them interact.
The screenshot format also keeps the story moving along at a brisk pace, and while sometimes each instalment covers a lot of ground, the fast-paced nature of the narrative fits with the overall tone. Ace and Manic's jokes come one after the other, and it's not really intended to give the reader room to breathe before moving on to the next mishap. You mention that this run is several years old, and probably harkens back to the early 2010s at least, back when people actually used the term "derpy". The offbeat humor does seem like a product of the late aughts-early tens, which is weirdly nostalgic.
I'm looking forward to reading more, but the one thing I'd recommend is adding in a table of contents to the first post. It would make navigating the thread a lot easier, especially as the page gets longer and longer with each update.
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Post by Manic on Feb 8, 2019 16:44:13 GMT
I know, but you really ought to find more friends than just your Ralts. He's capable - hey fella, remember me? - but he's not enough on his own. Wait, how did you know I only have a Ralts?It's a long and...fairly confusing story, Wally. C'mon, let's do this. I know you want a battle, and I'm in. Sorry, kid...c'mon back when you evolve, we'll raise the roof!Heh! That was like taking Rare Candy from a baby...with no arms and legs!Good effort, Wally. Just remember what I told you. Try to find some more teammates, okay? Amigo, I cannot stand this much longer. When does your 'vision' end?Right about...now, actually. Yeah, sure, sounds like fun. I wonder if there's a gym there. Whew.What? Good to hear you wondering stuff, man.Huh. Sorry, I guess that did probably get kind of obnoxious...well, it's over now. New route! And you know what that means...new friend time! LET ME HELP CATCH THEM! I'M BORED!You'll freak 'em out, though.WE USED TO BE COOL, PERRY!You got really un-chill, babe.Hey, both of you quit it. Is this what you want our new buddy to see? H-hey there...are you t-t-taking applicants...?Oh, cool, an Oddish! What do you mean, applicants? W-well...I s-s-see you have a f-full t-team...s-so you must be at least okay as a t-t-trainer...He certainly stutters a lot, amigo.Hey, I was scared at first, too. I just hid it better, is all. Yeah! As it turns out, you're the first wild pokemon I've encountered on this route, so you can join the team if you like. Really?! I puh-puh-promise I'll d-do my best! I'm Leon, I'll w-wait in your Puh-Puh-PC!Sounds puh-puh-perfect, puh-puh-pal!Maxine! Stop that. He's obviously already shy enough. And all you're ever gonna be is mean. Why you gotta be so mean?SWEET, VERDANTURF!! DIDN'T WE HEAR SOMETHING ABOUT THIS PLACE BACK IN RUSTBORO?!Huh? What're you talking about, Dana? COME WITH ME, THIS'LL REMIND YOU!WAUGH! Dana, let go of my arm! What's gotten into you?! Oh, hey! This is... THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TUNNEL, YEAH! AND NOW AMPLITUDE CAN CLEAR IT!Oh, hey, you're right! Amplitude, care to do the honors? Give me something to break! Just give me something to break!Man, I've been wailing on this rock for ages! Here, I was saving this in case somebody came along who could do the job for me.Is that...it is! Strength! How about it, Dana? Since you led us here, why don't you take it? IT'S JUST MY TYPE!! THANKS, MANIC!!Ow...oogh, okay, okay, crushing ribs now! Let's go polish off that gym back in Mauville while I'm still alive! Wait, those stupid electrical walls are your idea? What were you trying to convert it into, vapor?! Bro, no way I'm getting close to this fight.No, no. It's cool. I know that electric is your quad-weakness. Actually, I'm pretty sure Gustav can solo this one. It would be my honor, as electricity does nada to me.I think you'll find it's not that easy, whippersnapper!Why, what're...oh SHIT! Que?That's a Voltorb! It's of level to use Selfdestruct! I'm not sure you can survive that, Gustav! Quick, hit it! It's no use, señor! It is too fast! It is attacking!...Rollout?Oh, praise Arceus...now's your chance, hit it with a Mud Shot and don't spare the soil! Whew...that was way, WAY too close. I...I feel dizzy...AUGH! That was my ace in the hole! That Voltorb was supposed to take out any ground pokemon!Then you shouldn't have had it use Rollout, asshole! Gustav, are you still okay? Si...I think I lost ten years from my life there, but I can still fight!I'll say! The last one was a bit troublesome, but I am well.Hah! You're a tough kid, I'll give you that. Most people take one look at my Voltorb and run!Probably just your face, old-timer. Now, don't you owe Manic something?What's your Electrike barking about? Oh, right!Three down, five remain!Yeah! Hey, Gustav...how about you take it easy for a while? You're way ahead of the others for now. Si, I could use a break, gracias.Baby, isn't that the way love's supposed to be? I can feel you breathe...just breathe...I think that means Amplitude agrees with the idea. Maybe he wants a turn. We all do, bro. Maxine and I still oughtta evolve, I guess.Hey, before you run off, take this! It's league rules, after all!Oh, slick! 60 power, can't miss, right? You know your attacks, young'un!Yeah, my dad gave me this big book all about pokemon. One of the only things he ever did right. Your dad...hee HEE! You're Norman's boy, ain'tcha? You're the spitting image! Gonna grow up to be like your dad, huh?Not if it's at all within my power to avoid it. Trouble with the folks, huh? Yeah, I can relate. Who needs 'em, right?Just drop it. Both of you. Well, we know what's south of us, east is a dead end, west just takes us back to Rustboro...really just leaves us one choice, huh? Movin' right along, footloose and fancy-free! Getting there is half the fun; come share it with me.Whatever you say, man.Let's get moving, kid! The route's not gonna come to us!You know what this means... New route...NEW FRIEND!!You look worried, Ace. Let's face it, kid. How long before you find a pokemon you can't live without, and I get boxed?Listen, Ace. You're a REALLY valuable member of this team, okay? Just like with Audrey and Margaret, you're not getting boxed until YOU say so. You're sure? Well...I got your back as long as ya want, kid.Hey, I've heard of them. You fight all four in a row and you win a prize if you can beat them all! CAN I DO IT?! CAN I FIGHT THEM?!Actually...hey, Ace. You feel up to it? You sure? Well...all right! I still got some fight left in me!(not pictured: defeating Vivi, because I'm a derp and missed the screenshot)Some fight? Try a lot of fight! They barely laid a finger on you! Heh heh...what can I say? When you're hot, you're hot! :sun: And you were worried about me boxing you. It wasn't in the words that kept sticking in their throats, it wasn't with the angels in their quilted coats. These battered wings...still kick up dust!Pal, you're turning backhanded compliments into an art form. C'mon, let's blow this joint.AFTER we get our prize. Your what? Our Macho Brace! It doubles EV production.What the hell is an EV? You know, effort values?Uhhhh...say what now? Okay, maybe you need this a little more than we thought. Just have a pokemon wear it if you want it to get stronger a little faster.Ohhhhh! Why didn't you just say that in the first place? Okay! Let's head north from here and ACKPLTH! PTUI! Gah! What the hell is this?! Dude, let's go west instead.I have sand in places I did not even know I had, amigo! Let's come back later.Don't have to tell me twice...the hell? Amplitude, what are you doing? Building sand castles out of teeth, what kind of man do you think I am? I don't really wanna know.Yyyyyyeah. Ooookay, let's just keep moving, shall we? Honestly, some day I'm going to figure you out. (and along the way...)
Whoah, dude...check it out! Flashy colors. I knew you'd get there eventually, Perry! Let's see what your evolved form looks like! Wow! So, uh...how do you feel? Hungry.No big surprise. Well, I guess you won't be sitting on my shoulder anymore, huh? Aw.I'LL CARRY YOU ON MY SHOULDER, PERRY!Well, uh...sure, okay. *perch*Heh, thought so. Okay! Moving right along, new route, new friend! Hey, our first Fire-type! Oh, hey. A trainer. So I'm a catch, huh...sure, I guess, as long as it's not too much work. I'm Russell.Are you joking? We have pokemon who would love to join our voyage and work hard.MARSHTOMP! Get it away, get it away!Wha...oh, right! Fire/Ground, double weakness to water! It's cool, nobody's going to douse you. F-fine, fine, just box me till you hit the next town and we can work it out later!Done. Jeez, I dunno about this guy. Well, maybe he'll warm up to us! Hah! Don't quit your day job, kid.Are we really going INTO the volcano?With those weirdos in bad Halloween costumes blocking the other path, this is the only way through. Well, count me out! My electric attacks will suck against these ground types, and bug-boy over there will get his wings caught on fire!I've already got it under control. Perry will be perfect for this place: immune to Ground, strong against Fire, we're in good wings. Yeah, just chill. Find your center. I'll help out.Huh...everybody make a note: once we can use Strength out of battle, we need to come back here and check this out. DON'T WORRY, I WON'T FORGET!!I'll bet you won't. Very well, your speed and cunning have bested me. I am now your stalwart companion! They will sing of the glory of our team for generations to come! None shall...Oh lord. Box. Now. What is it with the weirdos out here?People are strange, when you're a stranger...Beats the hell out of me. Maybe the volcanic air is bad for them and messes with their minds or something. Let's just keep going...phew... Woo-hoo, a new...wait, what? Still the same route, amigo. Catching Russell means no pokemon from this area.Seriously, what is it with Hoenn and splitting its routes? That's really obnoxious. Sheesh, you humans and your 'routes'. I hear they do this in every region!Yeah, well...it's still annoying. Yeah...sure thing. I'll get right on that. Manic, I think we all need a breather, buddy.Si, I am...so tired.EVEN I'M GETTING WORN OUT, AND IF I'M FEELING IT...I know, believe me, I know. I'm exhausted too. Just a little further, okay? I think I see a house up ahead. OH SWEET ARCEUS YES. Woman, I could kiss you! (I won't, but I could!) Sweet mercy, a siesta at last...!Tonight it will be easy to get a good night's sleep, baby, 'cause you'll be on my mind...(one good night's sleep later)Oh, man. I feel much, MUCH better. How about you lot? Gustav, Amplitude? Si, I am re-energized and ready to take on the world!I got a lion in my pocket, and baby, he's ready to roar!Okay, I think that's good. Perry, Dana? My groove is back, man.WHY AREN'T WE GOING YET?!Nice. And finally, Maxine and Ace! If you don't hurry, I'm leaving without you!Yeah, I'm good for another round if you are!Something's...weird about the path up ahead. And since we've no place to go...let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!It does kinda look like it's snowing, huh? But...it's not even close to cold enough! Whatever, man. Let's keep moving.Yeah, okay. Not much point in going back, anyway. Huh. I guess catching the flakes on your tongue is kind of fun...PTUI! Bleah! What the hell?! Ash to ash, dust to dust, fade to black!Kid, this ain't snow at all, it's volcanic ash! I can barely fly in this crud!Dude, not cool at all.IT'S OKAY, PERRY! I'VE GOT YOU!Well...thanks. That's cool.Come on, everyone...let's just get through this, I think I see a town up ahead!
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Post by Manic on Feb 9, 2019 18:46:37 GMT
I hope people are enjoying the run so far. Does anyone have any questions?
Comments, observations?
Visually speaking, it's good to have a break in the action every now and then.
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Post by Manic on Feb 9, 2019 19:17:07 GMT
Hey, sweet, a Slugma! Russell better watch out, he's got competition. But he looks...kinda rough. Man, this guy fell outta the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!He is badly injured, amigo. I think that the local Spinda have been hurting him.Whoah. If this guy ran afoul of a pack of Spinda...c'mere, little guy. I'll call you 'Johnny' until you're ready to tell me your name. Into the ball...there you go. (Not long afterward...)Whoah, I feel kind of...what is this?She's zappin' every which way!Perry, get behind me! Gustav, take point. If this is what I think it is... WHOAH. Check you out, Maxine! Now, that's what I'm talkin' about!Whoah, here she comes. Watch out boy, she'll chew you up! Whoah, here she comes. She's a man-eater!Nah, she just turned on badass mode. How long you been holding this back?Me? Hold back? HAH! Now, that's funny!HEY, A HOUSE!! LET'S TAKE A BREAK AND GET CLEANED UP!!I'm all for that...hey, buddy. Sorry for ashing up your house like this, we'll take care of the mess, promise. What? Wait, don't waste it!Come again? That's perfectly good ash, I can make stuff out of it! Collect enough and I can make you some flutes that can help you in a fight!No foolin'? Well, hell, I'm all for it. How much do you need for a yellow, blue, and red flute? Factoring in the flutes as your cut, I need...1,250 steps' worth. Here's a soot sack, have fun with that!Amigo, are we truly going to walk all that way?Makes sense to me, bro. Ash'll come off, but flutes are forever.You are only saying this because you do not have to walk, perezoso!C'mon, Gustav. You know he's right. Besides, grass means grinding...and who knows what we could find amidst this stuff? Like this! Best random find ever! I think most anybody can use this thing, kiddo!Sure, but I'll need to think about how to use it best. Let's hang onto it for now. Said sugar take it slow and we'll come together fine. All we need is just a little patience...I admit, I'm worried that I'm becoming a bit of a TM hoarder, but...we'll see how things pan out once we get another badge. For now, let's explore Fallarbor after we hit the pokemon center. Wait, YOU designed it? And now you're inviting me back to your place... No, amigo. She is not hitting on you.I didn't ask. Honestly, she seems like a bit of a creeper. SHE'S LIKE A HUMAN VERSION OF MARGARET!!Huh. You know, she kind of is. I just got an idea...but we'll get to that later.
(In due time...)
There, that wasn't so bad. All of you got stronger, and now we have an auto-cure for infatuation, confusion, and sleep! Hah! Like I'm gonna fall for some big buff guy with current that matches mine, deep azure fur, a handsome crest with just the right angles...I'm...just gonna hang out over here for a while, okay?
And here I heard you were a nice guy...ah, skip it. Let's run an errand right quick before we keep moving. New route time! And this time, I know it's a new one. Let's see who we can meet here. I always feel like, somebody's watchin' me...HE'S RIGHT, I THINK ONE OF THE LOCALS IS INCOMING!!All right, everybody, brace for battle! Maxine. Zap it. Done.Perry. Confuse it. Yup.You. Liberace. In the box. Well, I never!Not if I can help it, anyway. Oh, hey, Lanette. Listen, I have somebody I want you to talk to. Would you mind helping a friend of mine with a little project? I just need to borrow your PC for a minute. Sure, go for it...what do you have in mind?Manic? It's nice to see you again. Who...wait, is that Lanette? Manic, this is the perfect work partner for me.Your...Azumarill? You're kidding, right?Miss Lanette, I have a hypothesis that your storage system can be calibrated to work with a pokedex as a wireless two-way communicator, but I'm having some difficulty bypassing the flux coil regulator. Would you be willing to help me with this?I...wha...well, I suppose you could install resistors along the circuit line that would manually regulate the current dispensed to the capacitor grid, but that would cause a feedback loop!That thought had occurred to me, but consider: what would happen if you installed a secondary motherboard that would offload the excess, then utilized that as a signal booster?
I'll just leave you two to talk shop. Manic, this is...she's fantastic! Consider any debt for using my system paid in full! Now...Margaret, right? Let's go over some schematics...You're sure about this?Yeah, so far, I've found two places where a Mach bike would be useful, and none for an Acro bike. Well, not yet anyway. Well, let me know if you want to switch again!You know I will! You're the man, Rydel. Something about that guy makes my antennae twitch, Manic.Face it, Ace...some people are just cool. Meteor Falls. If the info we got was right, those goons will be in here with Professor Cozmo. Amigo, we should hurry; he may need our help!When all you've got to keep is strong, move along, move along like I know you do!Right. In we go! But first...a Repel. Huh? What gives?Bulbapedia says there's a super-rare pokemon in the back of this cave, but we can't reach it yet. AND IF WE CATCH A DIFFERENT ONE, WE CAN'T CATCH THE RARE ONE!! Precisely. Besides, I suspect we'll have enough to worry about without wild pokemon ganging up on us. Ohshit, gang war, everybody hide! Too late, bro. Just chill, maybe they'll ignore us.Huh. Okay...just hanging back, then. Posturing...and everyone leaves? What is this, West Side Story? Aw, quit bitching. Even I couldn't have taken all of them!Right, so...looks like they left the professor. Let's see if he's okay. Beats me. Wait...why does that raise red flags in my mind? Think about it, pal! Mount Chimney ain't just a mountain, it's a volcano! Do meteorites and volcanoes ever do anything GOOD together?FFFFFFFFUUUUUU...okay, everybody, let's move! Professor, can you make it home? I...I think so...so long as none of those goons spot me...Good, because we can't afford to wait! Okay, everybody raise a paw, wing, whatever if you have any idea where the hell we are. ... ... Didn't think so. Crap. Let's go back the way we came. I knew it, those Team Magma guys are busy with their whatever-the-hell-this-is. C'mon, let's hitch a ride! Will we all fit? This car is muy pequeño.Sure, just need to get creative. Ace, Perry, perch up top. Amplitude, Dana, back in your pokeballs. Gustav, you and Maxine can ride with me. I guess. Just make sure you stay on YOUR side of the car, flipperface.Cool, I can see my house from here...wow. It's even smaller than I thought. There is Petalburg, there is Dewford and Slateport...I found Mauville! Hey, what's that other one? The one south of Fallarbor?Oh, son of a...so THAT'S how you get to Lavaridge! No wonder so few people live there! Crap, they're everywhere! Okay, everybody out of the car, let's keep together, stay away from the battles! You! What're you doing here?!Trying to stop these goons from making the volcano erupt! The kid with the brain powers is on OUR side? Great! He's up there to the west!Uh, not so much with the brain powers anymore, temporary thing. HE DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!!Right...anyway, gotta run, have fun fighting three of these guys at once! Gee, I can't imagine why! Could it be because you plan to cover Hoenn in molten lava, you nutjob? Who the hell are you, anyway? My name is Maxie. I don't expect you to understand, but I'm doing this for everyone's good.Look, I don't know any... (pauses for a moment, thinks of Birch and his parents)Look, I hardly know anyone who would be better off covered in molten lava. Just hand over the Meteorite and we can talk this over. PFFFFTTCHCHCH BWA-HA-HA-HA What? Why is that funny, you meddler?Oh Arceus, he did it again! He actually SERIOUSLY used the word 'meddling' in a sentence! What are you, a cheesy supervillain or something?! You...I...you'll pay dearly for this!OH SWEET MEW he's just too damn funny! I ca...I can hardly breathe...take this guy down while I...c-catch my breath! No sweat, bro.I love target practice!Make note of this, amigo. Russell will not outgrow his quadruple weakness.OH LORD he's not stopping! This guy is the best thing ever! Now, like...throw down a smoke bomb or something and disappear, and go back to your Fortress of Doom! *puts away smoke bomb* I...I don't have a smoke bomb! Shut up! Men, we're retreating! You'll rue...Rue the day! Say it! Oh please say it! This is absolutely fantastic! Fuck you.Awwww. Y...yeah...whew! Although I think it was mostly my friends...that guy has a potent weapon! The meteorite?No, no. Well, not anymore. His powerful pokemon?Not even remotely.Powerful-smelling, maybe!What?Uh, that sounds like an emphatic 'no'. Then what else is he packing?Laughter! Have you ever actually had that guy talk to you?! His shit is hilarious! He sounds like he's out of a comic book! Yeah, uh...we're just gonna go, okay?Whoops! Can't forget this. COOKIES!!Whoah, you seem...even more excited than usual! I HEARD ABOUT THESE! LAVA COOKIES! THEY'RE LIKE FULL HEALS EXCEPT CHEAPER AND THEY TASTE BETTER!Wait. Am I reading that right? Two hundred? Manic, I'm not gonna twist your arm, but...No need! Give me...thirty! Huh. I wonder if we could've come up this way to start with. Doesn't look like it, bro. It's real steep.I don't think even an Absol could scale cliffs like this.Oh well. New route - sort of - so it's time for a new friend! Hey, our first Psychic type! What's your name? HE'S JUST STANDING THERE!!...hello? *growl* Don't ignore me!Uh...I don't think it's you, Maxine. He's just...he's just standing there. Just like Dana said. This guy's kinda creepy. Do we catch him?I...guess? Maybe he's just stunned or something? And...done. That was disturbing. Let's just continue to Lavaridge Town. Did you find the hidden item yet, sonny?No, but it'd better be good...hey, I found something! Hee...that's it, grab it!Hmm. It feels like OH SWEET ARCEUS AND MEW NO F-f-f...what the HELL is wrong with this town?! Amigo, I am afraid for you. You are pale, and shivering...DON'T want to talk about it. Not ever. Just...let's just get the badge and leave this place and never ever come back ever. I see the tip of the iceberg, and I worry about you...Hey! Quit ignoring me!I can't believe you're winning! I can't let you win, my reputation will be ruined!Dana, just finish that thing off so we can get out of here. WORKING ON IT!!No! I...you can't...Torkoal! Use Overheat on Manic!
Wait, WHAT?! MANIC!!
Manic...Manic... Please, wake up...you must wake up, amigo...Whuh...wha'happen...Gustav...? MANIC!! Gracias a Dios, estaba tan asustado, pensé que nunca despertaría...Whoah...Gustav, buddy...ow...what happened? That filthy puta was losing, so she had her Torkoal attack you personally.But she can't do that...right? IS HE...HE'S AWAKE! EVERYBODY, HE'S AWAKE!!Ha ha, ow...hi, Dana. C'mon, help me downstairs... Oh, my Manic, you're awake! Thank goodness!Yeah...mom? Your eyes are...have you been crying? She had her pokemon attack you, and your pokemon dragged you to the hospital...they weren't sure if you'd ever wake up. It's been a week...oh Manic, I thought I was going to lose you!You're...I...buh. This is weird. Mom, what exactly happened? Tell me all of it.
Flannery, that...she had her pokemon attack you because she was about to lose. The police have arrested her. Her gym leader status has been revoked, and she isn't legally allowed to train or own any pokemon. You were declared the winner by disqualification.But why would she even do something like that? Being afraid makes people do strange things. Things they aren't proud of.Mom... These were left for you...the badge and an Overheat TM. Also, May stopped by and left you these Go-Goggles.Thanks, mom. I...I need to get back out there. There's a lot more at stake than just me and Flannery, now. I don't know what you're in the middle of, but be safe, honey.I'll try, mom. I promise.
All right. Here's our first stop. Dana, could you nudge this thing aside? Hey, bossman. You sure you're up for all this?Yeah, bro. Take it easy for a while, cool out.Thanks, guys, but...now more than ever, I know I can't do that. Flannery didn't do all that because she was losing, that makes no sense. Someone put her up to it. C'mon, let's talk while we walk, I don't want to stay here longer than we have to. Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality...Someone who would have connections to a Fire gym. MAXIE.Bingo. Nice loot here...anyway. If he's low enough to use his pull to try to off me, what do you think he'd be willing to do to my family, or Birch, or May? I'm going to tear his throat out...!No, you're not. We're going to do a lot better than that. LIKE WHAT?! I'M WITH MAXINE ON THIS ONE!!Think about it. For a zealot like that, his ridiculous beliefs are all that really matter to him. Even more than his life. So to really ruin him... We stop him cold.We think alike, Gustav. For now, we stop off and warn my dad, and grab that fifth badge. I'm not going to let this nonsense ruin my plans. But first...it's only going to get more dangerous from here. If anyone wants out, I'll box you or release you as you see fit. Nobody could possibly blame you. Not a chance, bro.I'm not joking around. Let's leave 'em in stitches!BRING 'EM ON!!I'll stand by you! Won't let nobody hurt you...I'll stand by you.Don't even think it.What a ridiculous question, amigo. You know better.Heh. All right, then. Pose like a team...
...'cause shit just got real.
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Post by Manic on Feb 10, 2019 11:46:29 GMT
It was bound to happen eventually.
Then we must defeat them all to proceed.No, I think my dad mentioned something about this in the mail when he first arrived. Something about giving people options. Trouble is... WHAT TROUBLE?!My dad is a douche, but he's ridiculously strong, and so are his cronies. If we went in there like this, we'd never even reach him. We need to train. Let's put these goggles to use and see what's in the desert. Dude, bro, this blows. I got sand all up in my wings.I HATE this place! Come on, what could be this important?!Well, for one thing, there hasn't been any tall grass on this route. Gustav, you seem to be the only one without sand in your crotch. Would you do the honors? Que? It does not seem to be necessary, she is coming right for you!Hey, wha...whoah! Ack, get off! *whisperwhisper*Um...right! So, in the pokeball you go. Time can never mend...the careless whispers of a good friend...Just...it's cool, guys. I'm not saying why, but she's willing to join us. *huff, pant* Wait. What is this? SANDSTORM? If this is a joke, I ain't laughin'!We came all this way for a TM for Sandstorm! Auuuugh! I hate this place! Good! Does that mean we can leave?Wait. The itemfinder is detecting something north. WAY north. Ahhh, and now the voyage is worthwhile. WAY BETTER THAN A CRUMMY WEATHER TM!!Couldn't agree more. Now, let's get the hell out of this wasteland, mmm? Uhhhhm. Was that there when we came in? Definitely not.Ugh, let's just LEAVE already.Wait. If that's a new area, we might be able to get a new friend. And who knows what else could be in there? Besides, if this thing comes and goes, we'd better get in now while the getting's good! SO LONG AS IT'S SHELTER, I'M IN!!Hmmm. Somebody told me about Mirage Tower, but I don't remember what. Hey, yeah! I heard about this place. They say once you go in, you get one run through it and it's gone for good!This is a one-time opportunity, amigo.Sounds like we'd better take this chance while we can. And while we're at it... Score! Amplitude, help me out here! :roll: You got the touch! You got the poweeeeer!Greetings. I sense danger in the wind. You shall need my help; I shall accompany you.Need...well, if you say so. No openings on the team just yet, but we'd be happy to have you along! Very well. You shall have my assistance. My name is Calima. Let us go.Not fooling around, huh? Come, there is much to do. A fossil awaits you at the summit of this tower.Make that two fossils. Choose well, trainer. Once one is claimed, the desert sands will reclaim the other. Okay, this one looks pretty good. The die is cast. Now the desert reclaims its own.Uhhhh... Ah, jeez. I think we broke it, kid.Sweet wipe-out, bro.Huh. The moment we stepped outside, Calima got PC'd. I wonder how that works. Somehow, I do not think we will ever know.Probably not. For now, we need to train. We're still not strong enough to face my father. So, let's really go for it! (A ridiculous amount of training later)Okay. Now we're ready. We need to defeat my dad, get the badge and TM, and warn him about the danger he's in. This has been a long time in coming, amigo.And it'll wait just a little bit longer. There's one final thing I want you to do. Que?If my Bulbapedia is right, just one more fight... I recognize this feeling!You should, you've felt it once before. Whoah, somebody hit the lights!AMAZING!!Yeah, yeah. Get on with it. showoff.Holy CRAP, Gustav. You look like a total boss! Check yourself in the mirror! :eek: And now, it is game time.Cripes, buddy! With a bruiser like you on our side, it's in the bag!Okay. We have soda pop, enough lava cookies to choke a Ponyta, some X-Defend just in case... :nervous: It will not become any easier by waiting, hermano.I know. I just...I've been waiting for this for years, and now here I stand. Chill, bro. It's all good.We...are ready for the siege! We...are armed up to the teeth!You're right. Come on. This needs to be done.
Man, these guys are brutal. Dana, can you get this one? Probably not much to fear from the 'Recovery Room'. JUST LIKE YOU SAID, EASY PEASY!!One Strength ought to do it. WOW, YOU CAN REALLY TAKE A HIT!!Your father said not to go easy on you, Manic. Not one bit.Yeah, it's cool, I understand. Slakoth, Counter....MY TIME WITH YOU WAS THE BEST, MANIC!!What? Dana, get out of there!
...and when you evolve again, we're going to get you a Hyper Beam TM, and we're going to get you Brick Break and Shadow Ball, and you're going to be such a boss! I mean, you already are, but...
DANA!!!Whoah, kid, take it easy. Use a Revive on her!Y-yeah, sorry. Ace, could you finish this thing off for me? No sweat. What, you never had a pokemon faint before?Ha ha...no, never. Okay, let's wake her up.
I don't get it. Okay, I admit, I never used one of these before. Is she supposed to eat it, or...? Hermano...Gustav, I don't understand what I'm doing wrong! Maybe this one is defective...augh, this one too? Why isn't this working?! Kid, c'mere.No, that's stupid! If you won't help me, then get out of my way! It's a Revive! It brings you back! That's THE ENTIRE POINT of a Revive! Damn it, Dana, this isn't funny! Wake up! She's gone, Manic.YOU SHUT UP! She is NOT gone, she's right here? See? She's laying right in front of me! Maybe...maybe it just takes a minute! That's some pretty powerful stuff, it just...takes a minute, is all! Manic, bro...I'm real sorry, man. She ain't comin' back.That's ridiculous! That can't be right! I know it doesn't work that way! If it worked that way, Revive wouldn't even be a thing! My father will know what this is! Come on, bring her with!
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!Buh...I...ohshit! Right! Moving!So, challenger! You Dad, stop! Stop and listen to me! ...son, this is highly irregular.Dad, something is wrong! Manic, you look terrible. What's going on?It's Dana! One of your trainers knocked her out, and she won't wake up! Just...just use a Revive on her.I DID! I tried everything! I tried putting it in her mouth, I tried waiting, I tried laying it on her chest, nothing works! This is very very irregular, but here. Let me see her, and give me that Revive.Here...I don't even care about the dumb badge, just fix her... I'm sorry, son.Sorry?! What the hell do you mean, 'sorry'?! You're one of the best trainers in the entire region, and you can't even get a Revive to work?!
Son, it's time that I tell you what a Nuzlocke is.A whatlock? Nuzlocke. It's a condition that afflicts one in about every two thousand trainers. Nobody really understands why. Your grandfather had it, and it runs in the family.Okay, fine. If it'll help me fix Dana, tell me. Manic, a Nuzlocke is a condition in which pokemon owned by the afflicted trainer cannot be revived. Not with a Revive, not with a Max Revive. It's impossible.But you have pokemon, and I KNOW they've fainted. I've seen it! Yes. It skips generations. I'm the first member of our family in about a hundred years not to be affected, and that's the reason I chose this path.No...Dana... I'm so sorry, Manic. This is why I left. I knew that if you saw me, you might want to follow in my footsteps. When you showed up at the gym with pokemon, I thought it might have skipped you too. First Flannery, and now this...it's horribly, horribly unfair. I wish I could do something.
T-team...huddle. Amigo, I do not know what to say...You don't need to say anything. I'm releasing you. All of you. Then I'm going back to the center and releasing everyone I've caught. Like hell you are, kid.Look, you heard him! I've 'owned' ALL of you. If one of you faints, that's it! You DIE, Ace! Don't give up...please, don't give up...I'm not scared, dude.How could you possibly not be scared?! I'm terrified, I feel like I'm gonna throw up! Don't you get it? Nothing has changed. You've ALWAYS been fighting with the utmost care, so that none of us would faint. The stakes are higher, but the method is the same!Si. She is correct. Besides...our lives are not the only ones at stake. What will happen if Maxie or Archie is successful? What will happen to your familia? We can not stop here.
Son, while you've been talking it out with your pokemon, I've contacted the league champion. Provisions exist for those afflicted by Nuzlocke. You're not obligated to continue. You can walk right out of this gym; I'm very proud of you for even making it this far.Get out your pokeballs. Manic, listen to me. You don't have to face me. I'm a lot stronger than the other trainers here. You're putting your pokemon at risk!These aren't just my pokemon, dad. These are my friends. My BEST friends. And there's more at risk here than you can possibly know. You, mom, Birch, May, all of Hoenn...I'll tell you when we finish. ... Manic, I can't go easy on you! You know the rules! And now you know the risks.Yeah. More than you could possibly know. Get ready, gym leader. I challenge you!
Like you even needed to say it. I've fought harder. Now it's time for me to fight smarter. That...that was my strongest pokemon!Yes, I know. Your Slaking. And I know that it knows Counter, too. Doesn't work on special attacks, though. Water Gun, some timing, and a carefully placed Mud Shot. I know that expression. You're taking this seriously, now.Send out your next pokemon, or forfeit. Oh, kid, no. Don't make me do this.I have to, Ace. Someone has to take him down, and Gustav needs a breather. I don't think I can!You can. It will hurt, but you can. Gust, follow with Silver Wind. Mega Drain to keep yourself healthy, Morning Sun when you need it. Damn you to hell, Manic.If it makes you feel any better, I won't forgive me either. I'm endin' this...right now, bro. We gotta get outta here. Wicked bad vibes...ARCEUS, Perry, your wing! You look like hell. We have to be more careful! I know it's small consolation, but you won this badge, and this TM, fair and square. You've surpassed your old man.Every day I dreamed of this...I never thought it would feel like this. Manic. I'm very proud of you. I need to know, though: what were you saying about your mother and me and Birch?Right! Dad, sit down. There's a lot I've got to tell you...
(time passes)
That's...Manic, is that all true?Every last word, I swear it. Wait for a moment. I need to call someone.Understood. Thanks, Dad...I think I understand a lot more now. Surf. Simultaneously a means of locomotion and one of the best water moves there ever was. I will learn it gladly, amigo.Thank you. So will you, Perry. Cool, I always wanted to surf. I bet Dana would...would've...I know, buddy. I know. (that night...)You couldn't sleep either, huh? Nope.... Hey...Manic?Yeah? Where...d'you think she is now?Right now? I think she's in a far, far better place. A place where the weather is always nice and she's never hungry or thirsty or tired, where she never has to fight. A place where she can run and jump and climb and play, forever and ever. You...you really think so?Trust me, buddy.
I'm sure of it.
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Post by Manic on Feb 13, 2019 3:30:44 GMT
Look...I didn't want to be the one who had to say it, but we've gotta get a replacement in here. We'll all do better if we've got a sixth, right?No...you're right, Maxine. And I know precisely who to bring in: the one who saw this coming. You have need of my assistance.Yes, I do. You knew that this would happen, didn't you? Not exactly. I knew that there was danger looming near, but not what kind. I am sorry for your friend.Seems to me we could use radar like that, lady.Si, it would be muy bueno to know when we should be on our guard.Then I will join you, and the whispers of the desert sands will be your guide. I can not yet fight, though.That's fine, I didn't expect you to. Here, wear this Exp. Share, you can learn from watching the others. For now, Surf has opened up a lot of possibilities for us. Dude, what's with the ship?Looks like it ran into some rocks. Still, you know what they say. Shipwrecks have valuables in them, and we need every edge we can get. Oh HELL yeah. Gustav, learn this, will you? Ice Beam? Amigo, should this not go to Perry?Oh, don't worry. Perry will get one too...but I want you to learn it. Fact is, everyone will be upgrading their moves soon. No more playing around. I'm a survivor, I'm not gon' give up, I'm not gon' stop, I'm gon' work harder!Damn right. I was just coming back to pick up an Ice Beam TM, though... Ah, hell with it. It's pretty close, and it'll probably be good training. How about it, team? It is important that we tend to this situation.I ain't much of a mystic, kid, but...if the lady says we should do it, we should probably do it.It's cool, bro. Just keep me outta sight. Generators mean electricity.Don't worry, Perry. I think Gustav will take point. Si. Much like Wattson's gym, my immunity to electricity will protect us.So, uh...this is New Mauville, huh? Maybe they oughtta stick with Old Mauville.Why would you want to build a city underground?!Perhaps Wattson can feel something on the wind as well. Let us continue.clickUgh, all of these buttons... This is not even difficult, Manic. It is simply...Arduous? Time-consuming? I was going to say 'annoying', but these are also true.Ugh, finally. Here it is. Let's just do it and get out of here. You know, mentioning the EXPLODING VOLTORBS would have been nice. Hee hee! Yeah, but I knew you could handle it! I mean, you handled mine well enough!But you didn't... Aw, quit being such a baby. Gustav tanked that place like a champ.Rrrrgh...yeah, I guess you're right. I just don't like nasty surprises, is all. Suppose I give you a reward to make up for the danger you were in?Sure, I won't turn that down. MINE.Like there was ever any doubt. Here, go for it. WhoooOOOooaah...what a rush! Now I can do some real damage!Kid, you sure this was a bright idea?No doubt in my mind. Every member of the team that we can empower is a good thing. I trust Maxine. I...well...thanks! I trust you too, and all... Heh, c'mon. Let's head east from here and see what's across that river. What, seriously? Again? Are you stalking me? Of course not! We're just walking in the same direction as you, repeatedly. Sheer coincidence!Wait. Does this have anything to do with my father? That's ridiculous! Just because you're the Nuzlocke-afflicted prodigy son of one of the region's best trainers, you think we'd doggedly follow your exploits?Wait, what? Shit. Who else knows about my condition? Well...most of Hoenn, by now. Your dad stayed quiet, but his buddy spilled the beans.ALL OF MY HATE! Um...we'll just leave you be for now.Oh. Hi, um...uh... Steven.Right! Hi, Steven. I've heard of your troubling...condition. (It's not contagious, is it?)Is this guy for real?Conta...no, Steven. No, it's not contagious. If it were contagious, everyone would have it, wouldn't they? I said it before, I am saying it again. Estupido.Yes, well. I suppose that is true, mmm. At any rate...Yeah. Uh...smashing, or something. I hope you die!WHAT did that crass thing say?Last time we met, you kinda blew Amplitude off. He was a Whismur back then. I guess he remembers. I wanna cover you in ants, bees, and honey!WELL. If you can't reel in that horrid little thing, perhaps my pokemon can teach it a lesson?NO, no, that's all right, I'm sure he doesn't mean it. Amplitude, stuff a sock in it! This guy will wreck our entire team if he challenges us!Very well then, I'm off. DO teach that ruffian some manners.Okay, bye! And choke on a thousand cocks, you sanctimonious douchebag!YES. Hell yes! Sitrus berries! Que pasa, Manic?Oh, I read about these. Think of them as Oran Berry's big brother. Three times as strong! Make sure that you replant them. Reap as ye sow.Way ahead of you, Calima. I did this with Leppa berries, too. Now let's see who we meet on this route... Okay, the last route was a little short, let's see what this HOLY... I can't even see the end of this place from the air!I can. It's huuuuuge. And we can only go halfway in.Oh well, I guess we might as well take care of this half. Look at this place! Qualots, Pomegs, Grepas! Okay, okay, chill...just pick them and replant, don't freak out... What're you spazzing about?We have found a great boon.Remember when we beat the Winstrates, and they told me something about effort values? Yeah? What about them?We've been picking them up this whole time without knowing it, but you can only use so many. These berries REDUCE specific traits! How is that a good thing?!Allow me to explain. If you can control which values are high and which are low...Oh, I get it! Then you can raise the ones you want most and be even stronger!Got it. We're gonna need a lot, though; we'll be paying this place a visit often. Dude, you are the BEST. I'm totally going to replant these! That's the idea, son!Kid, you're not gonna believe this...What? What's wrong? Remember how 123 was, like, super-long?Well...yeah? This way's even longer! With lots of tall grass! I mean REALLY tall!Jeez...one route shouldn't be half of a region! I'm on a road to nowhere...Yeah...I guess we should get moving. Oh, hey, a house! Convenient rest-stop. ...says the lady with the half-dozen Wingulls flying around in her house. Hey, bro. Hey, sis. Hey, bro. Hey, bro.Sure, sure, laugh at the crazy lady. But...be something you'd be interested in, mmm?Wait, you mean... Hermano, no.Look, buddy. You've gotta let go. This ain't healthy.What are you talking about? If there's even a CHANCE of bringing her back... ...then don't you think everyone would use it? Don't you think it'd be world-famous?Maybe it's just a really well-kept secret...huh? What is it, Perry? I thought you said she was happy.Well, yeah, but... Then why take that away?You're...I... Because her pain has ended, but his endures. You have nothing to fear, he will not take her peace from her.Let's just go. Maxie? No, it didn't work. Yeah, I can't believe it either. Okay, I'll report back.The hell? Get out of my way, you goons! Not gonna happen.I'm not ASKING. We don't have pokemon with us. Gonna slaughter us in cold blood?... Didn't think so. You want permission, go inside and talk to the boss.Fine. C'mon, everyone. Well, it's a nice change from the rain, at least. Actually, this place is pretty nice. So fresh, so clean!Hey, kid. Can we take a breather? I'm soaked and exhausted.Yeah, that sounds like a plan. I think we all are. Besides...Maxine? Yeah, what's up?I don't think you've had the pleasure yet. These goons are Team Aqua. They use almost exclusively Flying and Water types. ...you're kidding.Not in the slightest. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Ha-HAH! It must be my birthday!(much pummeling of goons later)Woo, time for you to evolve, Calima! No, it is not. Interrupt the process, Manic.What? But you're totally ready! The wind tells me that the time is not yet right. I urge you to abide by my wishes.Well...sure, if you're sure about it. Thank you. The time is not far, and I will be a more valuable asset for your patience.Well, you seem to have your head on straight so far, so...yeah, I'll take your word for it. You know what? At first, I just wanted to get past the bridge, I didn't really care what you were doing here. But now? Those scientists don't look like they want to be here. Get the hell out. Hah! What a disgustingly I didn't ask for your opinion. Get the hell out, or I'll throw you out. (one embarrassingly easy beatdown later)Okay, who's next!Chill, Maxine. As for you, don't you worry, I have a SPECIAL score to settle with those assholes. For now, get out. I don't get it. Whose side are you on?MINE.Fine, we'll leave. I need to report this disgusting new development anyway! *departs*Hubbawha? Do I understand correctly, you made this pokemon? Sure! We gave it a Mystic Water, too, just so it'd be more effective in the rain.Well, you certainly know your strategies, but I kinda have a full party right now. Oh, that's fine. We'll just drop it in your box.Wait, what?! You can access that?! Well, normally, no...but Lanette has been raving all about you and this genius Azumarill you have, and I'm sure she'll let us. (Besides, we'd sorta like her help with a few things...)Well, I mean...sure, I guess! If you can do that, it's easier for me! May! Thank Arceus. I've been trying to find you too. You have to listen to me, I... May? Something is amiss.She's acting all trippy.May, look, I need you to hear me out, you're in danger! She is not listening, amigo. We will have to do this the hard way.May, I'm fine. Honestly, I'm okay. That's ridiculous, how can you possibly be okay?! After all that's happened to you recently...I don't know. I just am. Flannery got corrupted. It happens. Some people are just weak. As for the Nuzlocke thing, well. If I stop now, it'd be a slap in the face to everything Dana stood for. Manic...I have to keep going. If nothing else, there's the Team Aqua / Team Magma conflict. If either side wins, all of Hoenn loses. Well, fine! Be that way, go get yourself and your pokemon killed! Just don't expect me to stand by and watch!May, WAIT! Take it easy, kid. She needs to work through this too.She's not the one affected, though. Love...is a burning thing...Oh, for the love of Mew! She has FEELINGS for you, Bidoof-brain!What, May? For me? Augh, this is getting complicated! Let's just keep going. Wait, what did she drop? Looks like a Fly HM, bro.May... Okay, team. Shake it off. We need this city's badge if we're going to be able to use Fly outside a fight...and we really REALLY want to be able to use Fly. For now, it's still better than Wing Attack. Here you go, Perry. Groovy.Man, look at all the tree forts. Anybody need a hand? Movin' on up!Wings, remember? Perry and I are golden.I can climb.Ladders and quadrupedalism do not mix. Perhaps if Gustav could lend Maxine a hand, and Manic could assist me?Sure, no sweat. Si, easy enough. Come with me, hermana.You didn't need to speak up for me.You would not have asked otherwise.Oh, sweet! Thanks, lady. Hmmm. I wonder what your hidden power is, Maxine. Only one way to find out!Yeah, but there's only one of these. Let's hold off until we need it. You're powerful enough without it, for now. Can't argue with that logic.For now, since we can't reach the gym due to an INVISIBLE GODDAMNED FORCEFIELD, let's just move on. Okay, new route. Maybe we'll get some answers here. Found our new catch, kid! Looks like Audrey's big brother!RAWR!WHOAH! Gah! Hey...where'd he go?Well...shit. He ran. Oh well, he looked kind of derpy anyway. Oh. Hello there, Maniac.That's 'Manic'. What?! Whoah! Hey, look, I'm sorry if I offended you! Can I just forfeit, pay you your winnings, and we call it even? *sigh* Not me, you plebian buffoon. Look here, I'll use my state-of-the-art Devon Scope, so that you can learn a thing or two.Uh, thanks. I think.Listen. Manic.Hmmm? There's a bridge right here. Nobody is around. The tall grass will conceal us from that reporter over there. Just one quick shove...I can't tell you how tempted I am, but that's just not how I roll. *mutter* Can't blame me for trying...GAH! What the hell? Kecleon. Malleable as the shifting sands. Attack it, and it will take on the property of the attack.You don't say...hey, Perry? Use Fly. Huh? Well...okay, it's Flying type. Now what?Now use Shock Wave. Heh. Pretty sharp, bro.Go on, take it. I have a dozen more at home. It would cost a commoner like you a year's wages.I can't figure you out, Steven. Half the time, I want to shake your hand. The other half, I want to give you an atomic wedgie. I do hear that with unusual frequency...hmm.My kingdom for a loaded paintball gun.Ta for now. *flies away on a pokemon*Ah, that's right. He's a snotty little ponce, but he's useful at times. Come on, I think our 'forcefield' problem is about to get solved. (one return trip later)Run, rabbit, run! Dig your hole, forget the sun!Yeah, what he said! You'd better run!C'mon, guys. Let's save that energy for the gym. So I've heard. Everybody ready for the next gym?
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Post by Manic on Feb 13, 2019 3:32:02 GMT
It's worth noting that several things have already happened in this run - one of them in this last update - that will have relevance further down the line.
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Post by Manic on Feb 15, 2019 8:01:27 GMT
Yeah, we figured that out from all of your disciples fawning all over you. Manic, you don't need to do this. I know about you.And I know about you. And you're wrong, I DO need to do this. Why? Your father has explained the situation with Team Magma and Team Aqua. The authorities will deal with them.Think so? Oh, that's good to know. Just one thing...how many police officers have you seen in Fortree? I...well...none. But we mostly police ourselves.What if I told you that there aren't any in Lavaridge, or Slateport, or Dewford, or Rustboro, and so on and so forth? What? That's insane, of course there are.No, there aren't. Not a single one. I don't know what the hell is going on in this region, but the police presence is basically nonexistent. W-well...if you're determined to challenge me, then let's get started!
I suppose that is one way to change the topic.Yeah yeah, talk talk. Let me at her!Calima, any insights? The only two friends you will need for this fight have already spoken.For those about to rock! We salute you!
Like shooting Magikarp in a barrel!
The deed, it is done.
Money get, badge get, TM get. I love a clean sweep. Who gets the TM, dude?Not really sure yet. Not you, of course, Fly has you covered...I'll hold off for now. Hmmm...Something the matter, Ace? Kid, did you catch anybody on Route 119?Nope. And if I'm really lucky...
...and swap my bike out, thanks Rydel, you're a champ...then I just might be able to snag....
Hah, sweet! Augh, jeez, you gotta be kidding me!Amigo, I think it is sick.Are you feeling okay? You want this thing?See, you look at it and you see what it is now. He looks at it and sees what it may yet be.Ah, so you know what's on my mind, huh? I wanna know what you're thinking. Tell me what's on your mind!Dude, even I don't like fish that much.Let's just say, its evolution will throw you for a loop. Ah, there we go! *click* Now, let's keep moving forward.
Phew. Almost there, just need to get through one more route and we're at Lilycove! Choice. I hear they've got groovy waves.Yeah, it's a nice little seaside town. Oh hey, our new comrade! RAWR!Wha...oh, what the hell? Another Mightyena roars out of battle? Ah, screw it. We're right next to the safari zone anyway!
And here we are! Four areas, four new friends. (Of course, we'll have to come back for one of them.) I do not think this will be as easy as you think.Why? We go in, throw safari balls, catch some friends, bam. Done. What's so hard about that?
Okay, that's true. What of it? Your safari tour will be so much more fruitful if you have one!Oh? Well, that's okay. I'll just take my chances. No you won't.Beg your pardon? Sorry! Due to complaints from previous guests, we can't let anyone in without a pokeblock case.What kind of stupid rule is that?! One brought about by complaints from guests who didn't pay attention. You can get one in Lilycove. Sorry, not my rule!Huh. Well, Lilycove is practically next door. Come on, everyone. We'll just come back.
Ahh, here we are. Contest hall that finally serves a purpose, shopping mall, seaside view... Pokecenter. Pokecenter, dude. C'mon, kid. Pokecenter. Help! I need somebody. Help! Not just anybody. Pokecenter. NOW. Perhaps we should stop...Right. Pokecenter. What, you didn't think I was going to pass it by, did you?
Good thing we stopped off. May, listen to me. I'm sorry about before. You need to hear me. For your own good. I'm sorry too, I just...I'm scared for you, Manic!You don't need to be scared for me. I'M scared for YOU. Listen, when I got hurt? I have reason to believe that Maxie, leader of Team Magma, put Flannery up to it. If he's willing to go after me, he might go after people I care about. Are you following what I'm saying here? Wait. You mean...I mean that you and your family should probably find somewhere to hole up for a while. Don't tell anyone where. Not even me! When this all blows over, I'm sure it'll be on the news. Until then, you have to stay safe. Do you understand? You really do care about us!Of course I do. Now, get moving, your dad doesn't know yet. *snif* I understand. But before then...one last time.
You know I can't say 'no' to an offer like that. Ready for one last battle with May? Let's show her how strong we are!Let's demonstrate how much we have grown.Let us prove to her that we will be safe.Let's set her mind at ease.Let's put a smile on her face!One more time!
(one surprisingly fast battle later)
I'm going to put an end to these ridiculous doomsday plots, and I'm going to ensure that Maxie and Archie never trouble Hoenn again. Then I'm going to do what I originally set out to do: I'm going to become Champion. The first part I understand, but why Champion?Think about it. Negligible police presence. Two cults running around and nobody stopping them. The current champion is unfit; Hoenn needs someone who will put a stop to things like this. And your father?I've been doing a lot of thinking about that. It seems to me like he's exactly where he needs to be. Take care of yourself, Manic. Be safe, and come home soon. *flies away with Pelipper*You heard her, let's get our business done and get a move on.
Thanks, I...Amplitude? Hello? Jeez, that radio has him hypnotized. Of course it does. Have you not figured this out yet?What're you talking about, Gustav? Think for a moment. As a Whismur, did he speak? Did any of the Whismur in that cave speak?Well, no. What about it? But our voices did not deafen them. They had heard other things before. You remember the long ears, si?Sure, they were kind of cute. What's your point? If they did not hear people or pokemon, what else did they pick up?Wait. WAIT a minute. You're telling me that they spend their lives listening... Si, señor. To broadcast radio. This is why Amplitude speaks only in lyrics. They are all he knows!...that is the most farfetched, nonsensical, bizarre, insane thing I have ever heard. It's true, isn't it? From what I can tell? Si.Headache. C'mon, let's keep moving. A little grinding will help with this.
(in due time...)
You just gotta ignite the light, and let it shine...just own the night like the 4th of July!Ohshi...everybody hit the deck! If this is anything like last time, cover your ears! Why, what happened las Just do it!
'Cause baby, you're a firework! Come on, show 'em what you're worth!Amplitude? Is that you? I'm BACK in the saddle again! I'm back!Holy crap, you're eleventeen kinds of buff! And the whole world has to answer right now, just to tell you once again: who's bad!Ha, that's awesome! And while we're on a self-improvement kick.
Yeah, that's great. So, what type is it?I bet I can find out in three battles or less. You're on!
Bam. There go most of the types right there! All that leaves is electric, fighting, grass, or water. Okay, seriously. I like amperage as much as the next Manectric, but if my Hidden Power is electric...Yeah, tell me about it. Anyway, fight number two!
Hah! Told you. What do you mean? It wasn't any more or less effective than normal.Precisely! If it was electric, it would've been super-effective. If it was fighting or water, it wouldn't have been very effective. Therefore... Yeah, yeah. Therefore my Hidden Power is Grass type. (Rub my nose in it, why don't you.)Don't mind if I do. Now, while we're here...
Thank you kindly. Would you like to sign up for a Contest?No, thank you. It's a lot of fun!No, really. I have to get going. The kid said no, lady.Everyone is doing it!Well, I'm not everyone. I have things I need to do. It's like white noise.Not even once?Woman, I have an Exploud and I'm not afraid to use him! *gulp* Right! Off you go, then.
There. Now I can do the safari zone, right? Right. Sorry about before. Between you and me, I think it's a dumb rule too.Just doing your job, I know. No harm done.
Yep. I found a Pikachu, a Phanpy, and a Girafarig. Not bad, if I do say so myself. OMG you found a Pikachu?! So kawaiiiiiii desu uguu~Get the hell out of our way before I bite you.AUGH! Baka baka baka!Calima? What was that? *shudder* Weeaboo.Gedsundheit. Now, c'mon, we need to hit Mt. Pyre and stop those assholes.
Okay, team. Here we are. We know they're near the top. I also got a tip that the Shadow Ball TM was at the very bottom. First the top, then the bottom. Let's move out! You are very different than when we first started our journey, Manic.How do you mean? When we started, you were bitter and disillusioned, and I was uncertain and unhappy. Now, you are more adult than most adults I have met, and I could not be happier.Kid, I hate to break up the love-fest, but there's ghosts everywhere!Right. Maxine, you've got point. Bite all you want. Amplitude's immunity to Ghost attacks and his Astonish are on backup. If we need to stall for healing, Ace steps in. This is what I mean, amigo.I'm just doing what needs to be done. This isn't just some game.
Huh. Looks like one of the wild pokemon ran afoul of a trainer who didn't finish the job. How about it, Maxine; can you hold her off while I make the catch? Uh...sure? Hey, new girl. Don't move.Aaaand done. *click* Wow. Is this getting easier, or is it just me? Practice makes perfect. Let us proceed. I have a sense of foreboding.Oh hell. Okay, I'm keeping everybody healed. Watch out for each other. If Calima's radar is going off, something bad's on the horizon.
Oh, what the hell is this? It's like Rusturf tunnel all over again. Tones...of home...All right. Everybody stay close. I don't want anybody getting snatched up or lost.
- - - - Manic, this is the foreboding I felt! Oh, great. Hi, Archie. Hey, kid. I hear you're an indie now. I don't care, so long as you stay out of our way!You know I can't do that. You and Maxie BOTH have to be stopped, for the good of Hoenn. Can you stop the rain? Can you stop the rivers from flowing? Well, you can't stop us either. C'mon, team, we've gotten what we wanted.AUGH! *coughcough* Fucking smoke bombs, I knew it!
Shiiiiiit...so we've failed?! Not yet. The orbs can only be used at specific locations. If you can recover one and bring it to the other, they should stabilize.Right. Okay. I know where Team Aqua's base is, they did a shitty job of hiding it. I think I know where Team Magma's base is too, but we can't get in!
Wait...how did you get this? Hee hee...in my younger days on the streets of Unova, well...I had to eat somehow!Hah! Lady, I don't think I've ever been happier to meet a pickpocket. Come on, let's head back down...huh? Oh, hello there! You! I need to come with you. Those men, they stole from Grandma and Grandpa! We have to get those orbs back!Wow, you're a gutsy little fella. And kinda rare, too. We might benefit from your help. Hurry up and catch me, then!
Let's move on! I'm Timothy, by the way. Team Magma will be the first to use their orb, so we need to find them first!Yikes! Kind of bossy, too. I'm Manic. More introductions later, let's get the lead out!
(after some grinding...)
Huh. I didn't know Trapinch could learn Dig. I am unsurprised. Most do not, choosing instead to evolve as early as possible.Wait, does that mean you're ready? Yes. The time is right.
Hey, nice! Got yourself a pair of wings, I see! That could be really handy. You're gonna dig flying.Hah! Dig, flying. Kid, you kill me!Patience. There is more to come!More? This form is already pretty cool. In the meantime, let's finish this place off before we head out.
Ah, there we go! I haven't decided who's going to get this yet, but it's going to be a nice addition to our arsenal! Enough talking about your arsenal. There's ladies present!Oh, for the love of Arceus...
So soon...I suppose I did wait for some time.What? It seems like you only just evolved! Be that as it may, behold, trainer: my most powerful form!
WOW. Fer cryin' out loud, lady! Lookit you!Yeah, yeah. Big deal.She's a black magic woman!That is...you are a BOSS, Calima. Holy crap, just look at you! Most impressive, señorita.Awesome.When you first found me in Mirage Tower, I was in my weakest state. Only your faith and diligence enabled me to grow to my full, final form, Manic. I have you to thank for this. Now, let us continue.
Here we are, people. The Emblem did its job. The old woman did her job. Now it's time for us to do ours. It's payback time.
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Post by Manic on Feb 15, 2019 11:50:22 GMT
There are seven updates left in this run.
Also, I am probably going to at least put a spacer post between updates from now on, so that the constant flood is less of an eyesore.
New forum, new lessons to be learned!
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Post by Manic on Feb 17, 2019 9:25:53 GMT
So, everybody ready for a bit of revenge? Normally I'd say no, but...these guys are an exception.They've got it coming!
Well...that was fast. Huh. Hey, Amplitude...you okay with sacrificing Stomp for Strength? In your eyes...the light, the heat! In your eyes, I am complete!You know, I'll just take that as a 'yes'. Okay! Now, everybody keep your eyes open for our friend from this area!
Ah, amigo, a rock type! We would benefit greatly...from...amigo?KILL IT! Manic? I don't remember absolutely everything from my Bulbapedia offhand, but I know that Geodudes use Selfdestruct at that level. Cripes! Quick, off it!This is a strong move, then?Uh, lemme put it this way. Its power is 200. Surf, currently your best attack? Si?95. Aaaaand it is gone!
There you are. Maxie, don't be an idiot! My minions have done their work. My master plan will be realized! Behold!Oh Arceus...must not crack up, must not crack up...Come again? Oh, I suppose it doesn't matter.
Yes! Do you have any idea what'll happen if it stays separated from the Red Orb? Groudon and Kyogre will awaken and battle each other.No! Groudon and Kyogre will awa...wait, what?! You KNEW?! Do you think me a fool? I'm counting on it! Water is weak to ground!Uh, Maxie? I hate to break this to you... What? Water is weak to ground. Everyone knows that.Other way around. Ground is weak to water. It's true. Only my Dragon aspect keeps me safe from water's ravages.But that means...That you just sent Groudon into a losing fight, yes! SHIT! Shit shit shit! Why didn't anyone tell me about this?!Because we sorta assumed you weren't poke-stupid? Oh, that is it! That is the limit! I'm going to give you a thrashing you won't soon forget!
Worthless. What?Haven't you been paying any attention to your men? I've been talking to them as I defeat them. They're realizing how wrong you are. Several of them plan to have it out with you next time they see you, and I think one of them even quit after I fought him. Your leadership skills are GARBAGE, Maxie, and it's time to take out the trash. Oh Mew, kid...now he's got you doin' it!Gah! Sorry. It's just so hard to ignore the temptation! Enough talk! Like your insults, it's time for you to fall flat!
No, no-no-no!Anybody smell burnt Crobat?I recognize you. You belonged to Flannery...you must choose your trainers better.
Good. Maybe you can at least partially redeem yourself by stopping it from committing suicide. Why would it enter into a fight it couldn't win?Gee, I dunno. Maybe because SOME whackjob asshole stole the blue orb that kept it sane? I'm just going to go now.Wait, before you go, I have something to give you. A gift, hmm? Well, make it quick.*WHAM!*GGGGggghhh...augh...right in the pokeballs!Now get going, before I use Encore.
We appear to have been unsuccessful, Manic. What is our course of action now? Well, we know where Team Aqua's hideout is. If we can't bring the blue orb to the red, maybe we can get the red orb and bring it to the blue. And if we stop them from awakening Kyogre, Groudon might not get itself killed. Lilycove?You know it.
Are you serious?! Trust me, Archie will want to know about what's happened! Hah! Nope. We are not moving, deal with it. Besides, he's underwater by now, so tough titties.What is with this region?! It seems like half the adults need an I-Love-Me jacket! I'm going off the rails on a crazy train!Listen, kid...I agree, but we've gotta focus. Remember who ELSE has a submarine?Buh? Not off the top of my head. Here's a hint for ya: Maxine and Calima wouldn't know him, but we've met him.Maxine wouldn't...STERN! Stern would have a sub! So, what're we waitin' for?All aboard!
Oh, what the tapdancing hell is this? Press conference! How do I look? Is my fur groomed properly?Bluh? Maxine? Is that you? Hey, if you look bad, people notice. And if you look good, people notice!Rrrrrright. Okay, so let's get in there and talk to Stern!
Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking? Seafood?Kyogre!Has to be! Listen, Stern, I need to borrow your sub! I'll explain on the way in.
WHAT.
No no no! Stern, if we lose your sub, kiss the entirety of Hoenn goodbye! Won't my lips get tired?I...gghh...I'm not even going to go into all the things that are wrong with that question. Move it, slowpokes! Every second counts!Maxine, wait for us! Calima, follow her! Already on it.
Then...we're already sunk. Stern, if Hoenn has any evacuation procedures, better get them started. If only I had a water pokemon...Come again? Well, Hoenn has developed a Dive HM, but I'd need a water pokemon, and not every water pokemon can learn it.Sorry, bro. Underwater isn't my bag.I can and will do it, hermano. But we need the HM!Quickly, Stern, there's no time to lose. Where can I find the Dive HM? W-well, I heard they have one stored in Mossdeep, but the path from Lilycove has been blocked for days by a...By a Team Aqua moron who's probably out helping his boss now. C'mon, Perry, back to Lilycove! Whew...I'm gettin' tired, bro.I know you are, and I'm sorry, but every second counts!
Finally! Third time's a charm. Hey, moron, get out of my way! Nope! I guess you'll just have to defeat my pokemon.Well, yes. You WANT that? Enough chatter, kid! The longer these guys hold us up, the lower our odds!A stalling tactic?! Hah! Your Beautifly is smarter than you are, huh? Just wait till you see what's next after you beat me!
OH DARKRAI DAMN IT. I hate warp tiles! If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice!Okay, here's the plan. Amplitude, Ace, Calima, Perry, you take the one on the right. Gustav, Maxine, you join me on the left. Whatever we find, report back. We can cut our exploration time in half! You got it! Come on, time for our disappearing act!
Well, there's something you don't see every day. These are muy importante, amigo. When will you use it?When the time is right.
It wasn't hard once we figured out that we could form teams and solve your puzzle in half the time. Well, now you have to face THIS!!Wha...what are you doing?!
SWEET ARCEUS! Stranger danger! Stranger danger! I'm blind!I'm confused.I think I'm gonna be sick!I am...strangely intrigued. Even so, let us finish this quickly!YES. The faster the better! It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!Make it stop!
Okay. First of all, no toying took place. Secondly, you DOUCHE! It's just a matter of lateral thinking. If you can't win a battle, change your win condition. All we had to do was slow you down!FFFFFFFF...fine! So much for Plan A, time for Plan B! Time to hit Mossdeep!
Swimmers, water pokemon, step the HELL off. We're on a tight schedule! Chill, bro. Just use a Super Repel.Oh, right. Hah, sorry. I'm just...the clock is ticking. You've gotta stay in the groove. If you get tweaked out, you'll lose your focus.He is correct (I think). Rushed actions lead to unwanted consequences.Right. Okay. You're right, both of you. We set a target, we proceed at pace, and we knock down obstacles as they come.
And here we are, in due time.All right. Let's find that Dive HM and keep moving. Time to start meeting the locals! Yay, social time.Try to control your enthusiasm, shockpup!I just think we should be doing something!We ARE doing something. Not only are we networking to find that HM, we're taking a deep breath and regaining our focus. We can't out-speed or out-man either team, but we can out-sane them, and that means keeping our heads clear.
Huh. Not what I had in mind, but I'll take it.
Gah, this city is full of all sorts of awesome stuff that isn't the thing I'm looking for! Is this a good thing or a bad thing?Um...both? I think? Hard to say. I do know that we can catch some pretty awesome water-types now, if we decide that we need redundancy.
If we keep going at this rate, we're going to have 99 Master Balls! Feh. You get that many, I bet they're all glitchy.You know what I mean, though.
Mother of Mewtwo, why? Why, no, Steven. I can't say I have. Doesn't keep up with the local news. How unsurprising. Team Magma has threatened to take over this establishment. I am here to see to it that my investment doesn't come to any harm.Fascinating, but I really need to...hmmm. Hey, Steven, do you know where I can get a Dive HM? Of course I do. I have one handy.You do?! That's fantastic! Can I borrow it for just a minute? You know it don't come easy.Hah. For once, the little monster is right. You'll need to show me that you're worthy of it. Defeat the gym in this town, and we can discuss the matter further.Steven, this is a matter of life and death! Every minute brings Hoenn closer to ruin! Then you had better hurry, hadn't you?I...ggggh...FINE. I don't have time to argue!
Okay. Everyone's healed and ready, right? This is supposed to be a Psychic gym, so I have no idea what to expect. Bite.Crunch.And Silver Wind. C'mon, let's get this show on the road!
Huh. Okay, cute. So, which one of you is the gym leader? We both are.Excuse me, come again? We're both gym leaders. You'll have to beat us both to earn your badge.In a double battle!What the hell...since when can two people lead the same gym at the same time?! We're not sure how it happened either.We turned in applications to Wallace at the same time, and he accepted both of them.Oh, that is absolutely it. Once I'm champion, I'm going to fix how this system works! Wallace is officially on notice! But first......face us!
So far, so good...
Halfway there! This is a cakewalk!You think so? Then let us shake things up a bit!Claydol! Make the land rebel against them!
Dios mio, NO!I'm gonna go down like I lived: swinging!
M...Maxine? Please, you must be all right...Owww. Manic, you need to get me outta here, I won't survive another of those. Of anything...Oh, thank all the pokegods...both of you take a rest, let's get another team out here!
Whew. That was way too close. Kid, if this is what it's gonna be like from here on out, we've gotta grind even more!You're right. The disparity between the trainers and the gym leaders around here is just staggering! We will be fine, amigos. Manic will lead us through safely. There is no doubt.Thanks, Gustav. I think...I think I needed to hear that.
Here you go!And here's the TM for Calm Mind, to boost both special stats at once!Oh, I get it. Because of the whole 'twins' thing, right? Well...Well, yes.Seriously. Get a new act. This one has some seriously limited mileage. HAH! I taught you well, kiddo.Okay, team. Let's go get healed up and then have a word with Steven.
Oh, COME ON!
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Post by Manic on Feb 17, 2019 9:28:53 GMT
And that, dear readers, is the Nuzlocke fake-out.
Still, I felt my blood turn to ice when I saw Maxine on the receiving end of an Earthquake
Had she been slightly lower-level, or the opponent slightly higher...well...yeah.
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Post by Manic on Feb 19, 2019 6:38:41 GMT
They're heading into the space center. This can't possibly be good... Precisely what do you ruffians suppose you're doing? Shut your mouth, you worthless fop. We're leaving with your rocket fuel! Hmph. If you promise to use it to blast yourself off to a new planet, be my guest.Um, that seems like an INCREDIBLY BAD IDEA. Ugh...not you again. I still ache from before! Anyway, that's precisely what we're doing!Does this idiota not know what will happen?Everybody will wind up hot under the collar if he does that!If Groudon won't expand the land mass, I'll just use hardened lava to do it instead!Over the corpses of the people of Hoenn?! If needs be, yes!This dude is totally tweaking.Perry is right, you've completely lost your grip! Well, I suppose that will be acceptable, if you don't get in my way.Stuff the superiority complex, we don't have time for it right now! There was a bridge RIGHT THERE. But noooo, you don't roll like that...Hmph! Three pokemon for each of us. They seem intent on battling as a team.All right, fine. I choose... Perry for his resistance to fire, immunity to ground attacks, and his Surf...Calima for her Dig, super-effective against Fire types...and Gustav, for his resistance to fire and his Mud Shot. Ahhh, right. Mightyena, forgot about those. Perry, give 'em a drink! Metang, use Metal Claw.You don't even know your pokemon's name? And is that seriously its best attack? Of course not. You think I would use its best attacks on this flotsam?If your nose was any higher in the air, you'd catch passing Wingull!Pffft...that was a pretty good one, I have to admit. Now let me show you what happens when you don't take us seriously!Ugh, worthless pile of scrap. I should recycle you.Hey! Teacher! Leave those kids alone!Hey, c'mon now! You have a Metang, for crying out loud. It only failed because you do!I can't believe I'm about to say this, but...I agree with Maxie on this one. This is important, try putting some effort into it! Peasants always think that their petty squabbles are important. *sigh* Fine. Rhydon, get in there.To what end? What? What do you mean?You want to make more land. What's the point? More places for people and pokemon to live, of course!You mean the same people and pokemon you would have incinerated to make your plan work? Save your breath, kid. This guy's as sharp as a bowling ball.Yes! Yes! Yep. Yes! Yeah! Well, duh! Indeed. Yes, dolt!YES! SI! That too. Just as dumb! Hell yeah! Even dumber! The opposite of a Truth is also true. YES, you imbecile!I...need to regroup and reconsider. Men, follow me!Oh, fine. Let them go. Finally, he's showing some signs of thought! I suppose I owe you some debt. Meet me in my beachfront home.Right, the HM! I'll be there after I get everyone healed. Finally! And just think, all it took was for you to nearly have your space center robbed. I don't particularly care for your attitude, Manic.I promise, the feeling is mutual. C'mon, let's go swap Dive for Surf, Gustav. Si, I agree. This home reeks of ego.Brace yourself, amigos; I know this will work, but not how!WHOAH. It's actually kind of pretty.A bubble of air...I did not know I could do such a thing! Are you all saludable?If that means healthy, sure. I'm hitchin' a ride on Amp's shoulder.Tiny bubbles...Hmmm. Can you make it bigger, Gustav? How's this?Much better! Now we can actually fight in this thing if we have to. Speaking of which, it's our friend for the route! Another water type. Hey, dude.What, you maybe expected a fire type? It's okay, it's always good to have backup. *click*Another underwater route, another new friend. Water/Electric? Weird combination.Yeah, but great typing. Its only weaknesses are grass and ground. Huh? How?Oh, I get it! Electric typing covers for water's electric weakness. Pretty sneaky!Yeah, and since water and electric are both special attacks, this guy could be a powerhouse. Nice backup! *click*Huh. I think we just found the path into Sootopolis. Works for me. I'm starting to get a little crazy in here, and I'm pretty sure Amplitude hates it.I'm not a huge fan of it either, but we do what we need to do. I am sorry for the discomfort, amigo.No one blames you, Gustav. This is simply what diving is. I had to do similar in the sand as a Trapinch.Sure enough... Oh, hey! I was hoping we'd find one of these! Our first fighting move.Apart from Amplitude's Rock Smash, sure, and that's, um... I can't explain why your loving makes me weak.Aheh. Yeah. Rock Smash is a bit underwhelming. So, who's gonna use it? Not me, obviously.Or me.Gustav is the obvious choice. That's the fourth element I was waiting on. I will use it with pride, Manic!Oh, hey! Even if we don't try to revive Dana, maybe we can visit... ...later when this guy isn't in the way! I understand why they would be protective of the departed. Imagine what would have happened if Perry hadn't talked you out of trying to bring Dana back.I like to think I would've snapped out of it, but... You're only human, pal.Hey, what's that supposed to mean? Human...born to make mistakes.Hmph. None of you are perfect either, y'know. Come on, let's see what's out further west. Hmmm. Well, we're bound to run into something interesting soon. A city built on floating platforms? I wonder what they do when it rains. Swim?Sure, but what about their possessions? Waterproofed?Their homes? Held up by Corsola.Buh. Well...I guess the fact that they're here proves that it works. Seventeen!Potato!Pudding.Unicycle.Shamon!Your mom!You know, I'm just...I'm just going to go. Oh, hey! I know exactly who's getting this. Amplitude, right?Nope. Not it!No, you've almost got your ideal moveset already. Wait. You have planned our attack lists already?Sure have. And Return goes to...you! What, me?Yeah! That's four attack elements for you - electric, dark, grass, and normal. You do seem to have fun with this! Well, blasting bozos IS a lot of fun...Ooooh. Do want! I thought you were already full on water types?Oh, I am...but this can evolve into a Kingdra. A dragon-type, and we know how boss those are. Please, you're embarassing me.BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! This guy needs to lay off the cough syrup!Well, I would.I'll just bet you would! And I wouldn't trade places for what I know.If I happen to find a hundred Bagons, I might do that. I'll be in touch. Wow, Perry! You don't seem to have any trouble with these fast currents at all. Just gotta go with the flow....okay, anybody who didn't see that coming, speak up. ... ... Yeah, me too. "If you can read this, you're swimming too close." It seems we have come full circle, amigo.Yeah, but we're no closer to figuring out how to find Archie! Perhaps another task will clear your mind for this one.Fine, fine. Hmmm. Okay...hey, remember that abandoned ship? Wasn't there a place in there where we could dive? Si, there was! Let us try to find that man's scanner.Yes, it is. And it was a pain in the ass to find, too. Yeah, uh...the ship did sort of sink.Doesn't mean it was any less annoying. Well, with that in mind...Does this seem familiar to anyone else? History repeats itself.Yeah, I guess it does. History repeats itself.Yeah, we covered that. History repeats itself.Stop that! Wait, you're actually giving us something this time? Well...score! Sure! I know someone who could use this. Manic?Say what now? Did we ever actually go underwater at the end of route 218?...FFFFFFUUUUUU... And sure enough... Where else would Team Aqua hide?When something's gone, I wanna fight to get it back again!Damn right, Amplitude. Let's get in there and put a stop to this before it gets any worse! YES. All of my want! Sweeeeet! Wait a minute. That's the color of a ground type TM. Is that...Damn right it is. Hello, TM Earthquake! *shudder* Just keep that stuff away from me.Don't worry, I already have a plan for it. Amigo, I just got a TM. Surely you don't mean...Oh, no. Not you. Besides, if my Bulbapedia is right, you'll figure this out on your own pretty soon. Hey, Calima! Catch! What...OH!Dig is good, but Earthquake is AMAZING. Try it on! Oh, damn it! I was hoping we'd gotten here before Archie! You really thought you could get between me and my destiny? I don't just think it. I'm going to prove it. Archie, I'm giving you one warning. Step away from Kyogre now, or I'm going to have to do something we'll both regret. Maxine, get ready. Oh yeah? What're you gonna do, then?If he doesn't step away from Kyogre, blast him. Not so different from Team Magma, are you?I...but you're... You shut the hell up! He couldn't be more different.Si, es verdad! They are as day and night.It's not true. In the end, we're all just people willing to do what we need to do to achieve their goals. I know you feel like the walls are closing in on you...No. Enough of this. I AM different from Team Magma...and you too, Archie. I'm not going to force pokemon to do my dirty work for me. Get over here! Hah! Too predictable. Mightyena, tear his throat out.Like hell you are, buddy!Hit the road, you've worn out your welcome!Not gonna happen, bro!I have HAD IT with your BULLSHIT!No, you idiot! It didn't work for Maxie, what makes you think it'll work for you?! Just being close was enough...This joke's not even funny the first time!This cannot be happening!We've fought too hard to fail now!Dude...seriously bad vibes...What do we do now? They're both awake...we've failed! What is it, Amplitude? You're right, of course. Thanks, man. We need to find those two and put an end to this, one way or another. I have faith in you, team. Let's go knock out some legendaries!
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