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Post by Manic on Oct 17, 2019 6:53:09 GMT
That's right, folks. It's time for the series finale, the one that ties the entire arc together, and as such, there are some special rules!
Standard Rules:
1. Catch only the first wild pokemon from each route. - 1a. Dupe clause is set to 'optional'. May skip dupes and catch the next. -- 1ai. A dupe is any pokemon that you have owned that still lives. - 1b. This rule does not apply until you get your first pokeballs. - 1c. Shinies may be caught, but may never be used. 2. Name every pokemon you get. Trust me, they're gonna need it. 3. NEVER FORGET - Any pokemon that faints, dies. Box them where you will see them. 4. Gifts, trades, etc. all count as the pokemon for their respective area. 5. PERSISTENT STARTER - You may not remove your starter pokemon from the active team. 6. STARTER DEATH - If your starter pokemon faints, the run is failed. 7. CULMINATION - Darkrai dragged you in here. You must defeat him to win!
Oracle's Boons:
Creosote's Boons: MIGHT - You start the game with 99 Protein. HUMOR - You can automatically understand your pokemon. Creosote's Bane: You can not automatically understand your pokemon.
Penelope's Boons: KNOWLEDGE: You start the game with 99 Calcium. RESTRAINT - This run is not blind. Penelope's Bane: This run is blind. You may only receive advice from readers.
Franklin's Boons: TIME: You start the game with 99 Carbos. PATIENCE: You may use the Turbo function at will.
Prometheus' Boons: LIFE: You start the game with 99 HP Ups. CHANGE: You start the game with two of each stone and six Soothe Bells.
Ma'at's Boons: BALANCE: You start the game with one Lucky Egg. ENDURANCE: You start the game with 99 Iron and 99 Zinc.
Oracle boons may not be sold, only used.
Updates:#1: What? (this post) #2: No, Seriously. What? #3: Savage Garden - vs. the Ant-Agonist #4: Unexpected Returns #5: Landslide - vs. Bro-Magnon #6: Mini-Ghetsis#8: Friendly Fire
Hello? Anyone here? Hmmm. Guess not. Okay, let's have a look around. Bed, TV with...something that looks like an NES humped a Speak 'n Spell...looks a bit like Kanto, really.
Oh, great. The computer's screwed up. I guess my mom-analogue doesn't spring for anti-virus software. Well, let's get the 'Medicine' out - Potion, thank you very much - and go see what she has to say.
Whoah! Slow down, woman! I understood exactly one word of that, and that word was my name! Now, spit the cotton swabs out and speak clearly.
Oooookay, so my 'mother' in this world is out of her gourd. Meh, I've had worse. Let's see what's outside.
Uhhhh. WHAT? I've been through all five League regions and this isn't any of them. What the hell is Hazuki Town?
Ohhhhh fuck. I've got a bad feeling about this. Okay. Let's see here. Labcoat. Professor! You're the local professor. Well, I guess I'd better follow you and get a pokemon. I wonder which region's starters you use...
Kyle, huh? Thank god, a person with a normal name. Hey, do... ... ... ...you have no idea what I'm saying.
(Ten minutes later...)
Arceus preserve me, but you people can chatter up a storm! Seriously, first my 'mom', then this? Do you ever stop talking?
Ooookay, I'll just hope that doesn't come back and bite me in the ass. Smooth, Manic. Wait...wait, behind Professor Whassisface! I see English text! Hallelujah!
ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE WELCOME TO VEGA YOU NON-WEEABOO
Vega? What the hell is a Vega? Is that what this region is called? Wait, there's more:
P.S.: FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE.
Yeah. Thanks for that. Now, let's see what starters I have to choose from. If this place is based on Kanto, I think I'll choose...
What.
WHAT.
WHAT.
Ah-ha-ha. Yeah. I see you staring. Don't worry, this is perfectly normal! Everything is under control. There's just this ooooooone little problem:
What could possibly go wrong?!
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Post by crimsondoom on Oct 17, 2019 17:42:33 GMT
Ah, Vega. Pretty much exclusively filled with moonrunes and bullshit.
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Post by ghostwriter85 on Oct 18, 2019 1:35:46 GMT
While it closes this saga, may I point out the irony of there being 5 more stories after 'Final' Vega? XD
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Post by truezero2 on Oct 18, 2019 5:55:27 GMT
Oh here we go. It's time for the bullshit!
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Post by Manic on Oct 23, 2019 8:28:02 GMT
Update #1: No, Seriously. What?
Hey there, little, uhm. Guy? I think? Nan da? I had pretty good luck with Gustav when I had no idea what I was doing, so maybe that'll hold up. Wakaranai... Wait. Why can't I...aw, hell. Are you serious?! Tasukete! No, no! It's okay. It's fine. I'm just...this is...different for me. Okay, I need to name you something.
You kinda remind me of a glob of blue teriyaki sauce, so how about Terry? Nihongo wa dekimasu ka? Hmmm. Okay. I'm Manic. Ma-nic. Ma-nikku. Good! That's good, see! I'm smiling! Good smiling. Okay. And you are Terry. You...Terry? No, YOU Terry. YOU Terry. My kingdom for a translator...here, let's do it this way. Manic, Terry. Terry desu! Good! Good!
And you take the weird frog leaf thing, cementing your status as my rival. Ripun-sama. Ripun...his name is Ripun? Is that Ripun right there in the ball? *nod* Kyle, Ripun. Kyle and Ripun. Okay. Okay! Well, let's see if we get out of here without a-
...fight. Manikku-sensei! Rupin wa tsuyoidesu! Hoo boy. I don't like that worried expression. Rupin! Tsuyoi! How does a blob even flex? You- wait a minute. Muscles...Rupin is strong? Rrrrr, strong? Tsuyoi! Sta-rong! It's okay. Relax. I've done this before. Let's see if I can figure out what moves you know.
Oh! Well, that's a pleasant surprise! Manikku-sensei? Growl. Then, pound pound pound.
(Shortly thereafter...)
Wareware wa katta! ...yeah! That looks like a celebration to me! Good, Terry! Hai! Good!
Uh. No hard feelings, buddy? Right. Um. Let's see here. Here, shake my ha- or you can just walk away, that's fine too. Oke-tsu? Nyeeeeeh! Terry! Be nice. Nan da? Ugh. Okay, we'll work on that.
We'll see who fucks who with a rake. Now, Terry, come here. Nan da? Oh, right. Hmmm. Come...here. See? When I say 'come here', you do that. Kamere! Sure, close enough. Let's have a look at you.
Hasty, huh. Bonus speed never hurt anybody! And at least you're a quick learner. Just gotta watch that D. Wakaranai... Okay, you've got that puzzled look again. Nevermind.
... Anata modesu ka? Make...it stop...please... okay I am seriously flipping my shit here I'll, uh, I'll try! Come here, Terry. Terry desu! Kamere! Right! Good. Come here. Let's, uh, work on...getting the hell out of here.
517? Wow, we seriously aren't in League territory anymore. I wond-
...oh. Well, so much for that idea. Must be the other way.
518, not that different from the other way. Hopefully with less trees. Now let's-
Oh, FUCK YOU. Nan da? Hmmm. Watch this. Hey, stupid rocks! FUCK YOU! *kick* Fakku? Yeah! But shout it! FUCK YOU! FAKKU! Ha-ha! Nice! Good! Now come on, let's get going.
Finally! Took us long enough. ...aaaaand I don't have any pokeballs. Nan da? Hmmm. Let's work on that a little bit. 'Nan da' is 'what'. Nan da? What? Wat? Good! I knew it was the right choice to take you. So, um. Pokeballs? Like the one you live in? Ahhhhh! *point* The house up there, huh? Worth a try, sure.
Erk! Um, whatever you're saying, you sure seem worked up about it! ...what? For me? Hey, sweet! Arigato! Oh? Oh! I see. Um, arigato!
Poke ball, poke orb, same thing. If they catch pokemon, I'm all for it. Speaking of which...
Dude, what?! They have Taillow here?! Konnichiwa! Okay, um. Let's see here. Urgh, you're already pretty strong from the local trainers...one Pound okay? Okay! Good! Now, come to papa! Little more...come on... *click* Bingo!
Named after a general who was known for making delicious chicken. Wat? *shrug* Beats me. Anata dare? Uhhhm. Manikku-sensei! Hmph. Manikku-chan! Burei! Ikutsu ka no keii o shimesu! Whoah, whoah! You two look about ready to knock each other out! Easy. Calm down. Rrrrgh. Baka! TERRY. Gomen. I'm going to assume that means 'sorry'. Okay. Now then. Manic. Tso. Tso? Right! Terry, Manic, Tso! Tso desu. Hmph. Kekko. I'm going to assume that nod means you're okay with it. Good! Now, let's go get healed and get you trained.
(After some more training...)
Manikku-sensei! Bubble! Good! Very good, Terry! Bubble is strong! Tsuyoi! Right! Tsuyoi! ...hmph. It's okay, Tso. We'll get you there! But first, a quick peek...
Timid? Not from what I can see. Ouch...more speed you didn't need, but that attack you did. Watashi wa meiyo to tatakau koto ni naru! Uh...let's see here. Wataranye? Wakaranai. Right! Wakaranai. Hmph! Whoah! Look at him move! Tsuyoi! Tsuyoi indeed!
(After some more training...)
Very nice! Very good! I think it's time to move on to the next route, before you become too strong to help me catch a new teammate.
(Along the way...)
Ha-ha-ha! Hayai! Hayai...that's a new one. Hmph! Kekko. *PECK* Tsuyoi! OW! Hey! I get it, you're strong! *peckpeckpeckpeckpeck* Hayai! Ow ow ow okay okay! Hayai! Fast! I got it! Hayai! *sigh* Baka...
Wow! That was quick and largely painless. Nan- Hayai! From there to there. Fast! Hayai! Guddo. Guddo. Good? Hai! Well! I'm glad to see we're starting to understand one another. *blank look* *blank look* Okay, okay. I did say 'starting', after all.
Oh, um. Water Sport! Well! I suppose it's good. Hmph! Janku. ... Sore wa hotonda... It's okay, Terry. I'm sure you have better moves in store! They can't all be winners. *smile* Arigato, Manikku-sensei. Manikku-san! Kamere! What's that? You found something, Tso?
HAH! Nice! Good eye, Tso! Very good! San? Hai. 'San'...Terry-chan. Rrrrrgh... Come on, you two, settle down. This is a major boon! Let's just enjoy it. Hmph. Kekko. Actually, I see another route. Let's just...
Yeah, seeing a recurring theme here. I don't see the tracks, but I know when I'm being railroaded. Nan da? It's okay, let's just head back. Tso, kore o mi nasai! Hmm? FAKKU! Hmph. 'Fakku'...kekko. Oh Arceus, what have I done...come on, let's go find a new recruit!
... ... ... Kawaii! ... ... Manikku-san? It looks like a Ninji ate a Gardevoir. Okay, Tso. Peck! One time! Hai! Okay! And here we go...come on, whatever you are... *click* Score! Let's have a look.
Oh, man. Ice type plus Adamant nature. I hope you learn some good physical moves. Hajimemashite. Bowing! Oh, um, same to you. Freon desu. Freon, huh? It suits you, but how about...Yuki? Yuki? *giggle* Oh Arceus, I don't think I can handle this. Guys, explain to her what's going on, would you? While we walk.
Well, I'll be damned. Looks like Adobe finally got a version of Flash to work right. Nan da? Ah, ah. 'Wat?' ...wat? Oh, uh, don't mind me. Just thinking about something else. Let's go see what the local trainers are doing while we get you trained, Yuki!
I WANT ONE.
YES. Kanari! *giggle* Hmph. Baka! C'mon, Tso. Don't go hating. These are your teammates, remember? ...kekko, Manikku-san. Kekko. You say that. It seems to be acknowledgement. Kekko...okay? KEKKO. Kekko, got it.
Uh oh. Manikku-sensei? I haven't seen a single Antidote anywhere around, and I have no idea how far it is to the nearest healing. Tso! Switch with Yuki. ...hai. Okay. Let's see. Poison Point only works on contact, so...Tso, Growl. Terry, Bubble. Hai! Yuki no tame ni! *giggle!* Baka... Hmph!
Ohhh! Tsuyoi! Good job, both of you! That was very well-done! Yatta ne! Mmm. *nod* Now let's get through this way-point and to the next town where we-
...some things never change, huh?
... Manikku-sensei? A Houndour...this trainer has a Houndour. Hai, Derubiru! Manikku-san! Kare wa kanashi yoda... No, no, it's fine. Just...Terry, Bubble. Let's do this.
(After yet more walking...)
I swear, if this place doesn't have a pokemon center, I'm sharpening the damn rake first.
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Post by crimsondoom on Oct 23, 2019 13:02:27 GMT
Honestly, I recommend sharpening the rake regardless. For inflicting this hell on Manic and his Pokemon, Darkrai deserves that and more.
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Post by Manic on Oct 28, 2019 5:55:15 GMT
Update #2: Savage Garden - vs. The Ant-Agonist
So you're hiding out here because? Kimyona shonen... I'm with Yuki on this one. You don't give me anything, you aren't near anything, you're just here. Later, weirdo.
Score! You, on the other hand, are a most generous man! Thank you! Ut! Domo arigato. Oh! Okay. Domo arigato, sir!
Oh, man. What a relief! Watashi wa tsukarete iru... Er...? Ah, uh... *yawn* Tired! You're tired! Tired desu! Well, let's get everyone rested and ready to head out again.
Nice! I want five Medicines, three Poke B... Nani? Right, um, okay. Five. See? Five of those. Three of these. And three Antidotes. Domo arigato! Yoi ichinichi o! Right, um, to you too!
Yyyyyes? Five? Green? *sigh* Kare wa hijo ni sumatode wa arimasen. Manikku-san, kare wa nihongo ga hanasenai. Gaman shite kudasai. I can't help but feel like you're talking about me. I wish I could understand what you were saying. Well, I guess it'll come with time. In the meantime...
You're not going to let me in, are you? ... And I have no idea what you want. ... Wait. I bet the gym leader is slacking off somewhere. They always seem to do that. Man, it's like Viridian or Sunyshore or...I guess Burgh doesn't count, but whatever. Anyway, I guess we go hunting. I think I heard something about Route 502?
Okay, let's talk to EVERYONE on this route. One at a time. Here we go!
(An hour later...)
Okay, I have talked to literally every single person out there, and nobody has come back here. Um...a hint? Nihongo o hanashimasu ka? Uh. What? Baka... Right, then. I guess we could stand to grind a little more. Maybe there's a level floor?
Man, you're growing like a weed, Tso! Tsuyoi! Tsuyou and harai! Guddo! But you're growing faster than the others, is the thing. Hmmm, what's that you've got there?
*COUGH* Where the hell did you get a Lucky Egg?! Nandesuka? Lucky Egguh? That! Right there! You're holding it! Ah, koun'notamago! Right. Where'd you get that? *nudge* In my backpack? Let me see that...
WHAT. Ooooooooh. Wareware ni wa yutakana yo! That's amazing! We've got an assortment of evolutionary stones, some soothe bells, and...vitamins! HOLYCRAP the vitamins! Terry, chug these! Arigato! *nom* But how...ah, skip it. I'll figure it out later. Woo, major score here! Now, let's get back to training so we can make the most of them!
(In due time...)
Very nice, team! Good! All of you, tsuyoi! Watashi wa kanari nodesu ka? Um? Anata wa totemo kawaidesu! Hmph. Come on, team, let's keep looking around. The key to all this HAS to be here somewhere!
Oh, hello, little girl. Uh, miss? I think your little girl is trying to leave. You should-
I see. Hmmm. Well, be gentle on her, team. Understand. Gennnntle. Easy. ...tashikani. Odd, that sounded more positive than 'kekko'. Well, let's see...
(Winning!)
Don't worry about it, I'm sure your sister is-
Okay, seriously? This is starting to get on my nerves. Hey! Lady! Your kids are running amok! Hottoite! Yeah, what he said! Gah, look at her. Not a single fuck was given that day! Okay, team, looks like we get to discipline her kids for her!
(And we did!)
The rewards for a job well done! Good job, Terry! Good...job! Right! Terry...strong! Good! Right! Well done! You're coming along nicely! Uh oh, speaking of coming along, here comes Momma and she looks mad!
Look, lady, I can guess what you're saying. If you watched your kids more closely... Fakku! Oh Arceus, Terry, not helping! Chui shite kudasai! And...she has...four pokeballs. Great. Strap yourselves in, this is going to be rough!
(And we won.) (Author's Note: FUCK YOU, Vega. Three fights in a row with no break, and if I hadn't gone grinding AND purchased lots of potions, I surely would have wiped!)
Lady. Step. The hell. Off. Sayonara. Hmph! That's right. Take your brood and get to stepping. Man, parents these days. Is everyone okay? Nan da? Ah...wat? Okay? Let me check you for wounds...Tso is okay, but both of you need healing. Ah. Mukizu! Mukizu desu, Manikku-senpai. Arigato! That's not what those cuts say, Yuki. C'mon, Pokemon Center time.
Huh. The lady is...wait, that's what the trigger was?! Nakunatte! Come again? *points* Nakunatte! *waves* Nakunatte. Gone. Right!
I don't get it, but somehow you make a blue business suit look super-creepy. Wakaranai. Yeah, I bet you don't. Anyway, I hope you're not trying to tell me something crucial...
ARCEUSHELPMEI'MGONNADIE
Sore wa tanoshikatta! Ha! HA HA. Teleporting flowers. Of course. How silly of me not to have known. Seiko wa nani?! I think we're on the same page there, buddy. Okay, one of these is bound to get us to the gym leader over there. Let's start experimenting.
(Half an hour later)
NONE OF THESE FLOWERS TAKE ME TO HER. Meiwakuna! I'll say! Okay, you know what? Fuck this. Let's go grind some more. Maybe it'll come to me.
(Some nice, relaxing grinding later...)
Okay, team. I'm not going to lie to you. (Not that you'd understand if I did.) I've got nothing. Nani? Hmmm...wakaranai. Watashi mo. There's basically nothing we can do at this point except literally scour every bloody inch of the place. This is going to take forever, but there's not much choice.
Shut up and move.
(Later...)
Okay. What the ACTUAL FUCK. I have literally checked every damn tree in here from every side! Ochitsuite! No, I'm not going to ochitsuite, whatever that is! I swear, I'm going to find a damn lighter and- *bonk* Oh, for crying out loud. Tso, that's a window, don't fly...into...that...
I love you, Tso.
Yeah, don't think I didn't hear you laughing. Now let's see who gets the last laugh!
Okay, Tso. You've got this. Glide! Tashikani. Urgh, I wish you'd Glided a little more, uh, convincingly. Those Spikes are gonna hurt.
Still, good job! Domo. Oooooh! Tsuyoi! Ehhhh. Get ready, she's sending out a-
The hell is that? Dangorou. Dangorou, huh? Looks like a pillbug to me. Tso, Glide! Hai!
AAAGH! *gasp!* Tso! That thing knows a Rock move! Terry, fight! Hai! AGH! Damn spikes...Tso, Medicine!
Shinu! Okay. Thanks for tanking it out, Terry. Tso is, uh, muziku. I need you for Confuse Ray, so hang in there just a little longer!
Huh. It's a Shuckle. I don't like this...these things are made for endurance. Manikku-sensei? Then again, so are we. Confuse Ray! Hai! Now, Tso! This thing should take neutral damage from you, so start piling it on!
...that's a bad sign.
GAH! Chuibukai! Mi...zu... No, fuck that noise. You're NOT un-hurt. Terry, I need you again! ... Osoreru koto wa arimasen! Watashi ga tetsudatte ageru! Hmph...baka. Heh heh.
Of course you have a Sitrus Berry. Fight, Terry! Confuse Ray, then Water Gun!
Oh, great. And I'm starting to run out of potions! You've got this, Terry! Keep up the fight! You can do it!
Wait, what?! What the hell is that?! Zzzzz... Terry! Wake up! This is no time for a nap! Zzzz...oof... Ter-ry! Ter-ry! Come on! Both of you! Help me wake him up! Ter-ry! Ter-ry! Ter-ry! Ter-ry! Ter-ry! Ter-ry!
Sore wa mo asadesu ka? TERRY! Thank goodness! But we're out of Medicines! Hopefully, she is too... Manikku-senpai... It'll be all right, Yuki. Terry will pull through. You'll see. Hai! Terry wa hijo ni tsuyoidesu! Water Gun it, Terry! And don't you dare stop!
WOO! Yatta! Yoku yatta. *whew* Good job, Terry! What a bro!
That's one badge, one TM, and we're off to the next whatever!
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Post by Manic on Oct 28, 2019 5:58:17 GMT
So, if anyone is wondering, Ant-Agonist is not the character's name. I have no idea what the character's name is! So, that's their name now.
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Post by truezero2 on Oct 28, 2019 8:35:06 GMT
According to the Pokemon Vega Wiki, which includes English names for everything, you'd just fought Annette, Leader of the Junopsis/Ayame Gym, and I kind of like the English name Dangoro has: Rollder. Pretty fitting for a Rock/Bug Pillbug. Here's the English names for the main Pokemon thus far: The Starters: Grass: Nimbleaf (Nimble+Leaf) Fire: Peyero (Pyro+Eye) Water: Liquiput (Lilliput+Liquid) -> Hydrush (Hydro+Rush) Yuki: Glachild The game even has Shinies. Here's the two for your team:
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Post by crimsondoom on Oct 28, 2019 16:11:14 GMT
...shiny Hydrush looks like a Pepsi elemental or something.
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Post by Manic on Oct 29, 2019 5:04:48 GMT
Shiny Hydrush looks like it's composed entirely of blood, which is both unsettling and completely appropos for Vega.
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Post by Manic on Oct 29, 2019 10:39:59 GMT
Update #4: Unexpected Returns
Oh, um, hat guy! Girl? Look, sorry about before...
...still don't know what you're saying, though. (And Arceus, you can still talk up a whirlwind.)
Well. That was uneventful. Utagawashi... Tso? *headshake* Yoji. Hmmm. Yoji. Nevermind. Got it. Anyway, first we're going to go heal, and then...
Kokana! I know, it's a lot of money right now, but you saw that gym. We didn't survive by very much. Manic-sensei ga kenmeidesu! Heh, I hope that's complimentary, Terry. Now, maybe we can head south? I'm guessing that one guy was like the guy in Pewter who won't let you leave until...
Bingo! Ha-ha! BINGO! Wakaranai. 'Bingo'? Oh, uhm. Something you can say when things go well. Like, we got a badge! Bingo! This old guy gave us a nugget! Bingo! You can also say 'nice' or 'sweet'. Sa-weet! It suits you! Anyway, let's try to find our fourth companion.
Oh, hey! I think these things evolve into Forretress. Watashi ga tetsudatte ageru! You want to help, huh? Sure, okay. Just hit it carefully, you're something like double its level. Sorehanandesuka? Hmmm, it's glow- Yuki, GET DOWN!
Yuki-chaaaaaan! Yuki! Are you all right?! H-hai....muzikudesu... All right. You're fine. Phew! Let's get back to the center, right now. No catch for this route, I guess.
(After some badly-needed healing...)
Okay, so who is this guy? Hrm. *narrows eyes* Utagawashi. I'm not sure what that means, but I can tell it means you don't like him. No machimashou. Hmmm. He seems to be leaving on his own. Well, that was a pointless interlude. Let's move on with our lives. Nice Cyrus impression, too.
Arceus preserve me, a cave. Ugh. I just hope we don't need Flash up in here.
Oh, hey, a Diglett! Looks like Randy's sister. If, y'know, she were in the game too. And if that was real. *pointed stare* Yeah, I'm just gonna shut up. Yuki, would you help with this? Tasukeru? Hmmm. I think so? I hope we're on the same page. Okay, nice and easy, aaaaaand... *click* That did it! Bingo!
Chie, that works for you, I think. Especially considering your nature. Konnichiwa, Chie-san! Terry desu! Tso. Arigato! Chie desu, min'na de tatakawa seru! Scrappy! I like it. And just like the Yuki and Chie with which I'm familiar, heh. Aaaaaanyway, I'm just glad there's light down here!
I get it! Always in the damn way, atrocious fashion sense, that weird cocky stance. Wareware wa chimu D.Hdesu! Chimu D.H! Baka! Chimu must be team, and D.H is your thing. Hai! Chimu D.H! Team DurrHurr! Anyway, you want a fight, you've got one!
Hmmm. Okay, weird goat thing. Let's see if I can figure out what your type is. Yuki, Powder Snow. Hai!
Okay, so that wasn't very effective. That limits us to Steel, Fire, Ice, and Water. Kare wa nani o yatte iru? Heh heh. Chuiwoharau. Okay. Yuki, use Pound!
Bam! Goat thing is a Steel type. Capric. Capric? Actually, that makes a lot of sense. From 'Capricorn'. Anyway, let's finish it off and send this guy packing. Yuki, Powder Snow one more time! Yatta ne! Yoi shigoto, Yuki!
Bug dust, huh? Oooooh... Hmmm. It is kind of shiny, isn't- wait a minute, this is BrightPowder! Buraitu-powda? ...Terry. Hold this. Hai, Manikku-sensei! Could come in handy. Anyway, off we go!
AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAGH. Arceus, what the hell is it with Vega and its teleporters?! Manikku-san! Kega wanai ka? I choose to believe that you're asking if I'm okay. Yeah, I'm fine, just...ugh. Teleporters. Worse, looks like there's no way out except back through!
... Nani? The destinations...change. Hrrmph...
If we're in here for too much longer, I'm going to have to use this. Manikku-sensei! Terry? Kyle! Ripun! Hey, you're right. That is them. And that's two members of Team DurrHurr! Let's get over there in a hurry!
Whew! Good thing you held off. Nan da? Right. Anyway, now there's two of us and two of them. Uhhh... You take this one. I'll take this one. Ahhh! Hai!
Ha-ha! Look at 'em run! FAKKU! Yeah, fuck you! *giggle* Fakku! Arigato, Manikku-san! Oh, uhm. Let's see. I know 'thank you'... Doitashimashite. Ah. Arigato, Tso! Uh...Doitashi... ...mashite. ...mashite. Phew! What a mouthful.
Diglett express, huh? *sigh* It's okay, Chie. You'll be able to do that someday.
Wait, is this...it is! Doitashimashite, wakamono. Arigato! Er, wait, no. Domo arigato! Guddo! Yeah, not half-bad, huh? Anyway, let's see what's-
Hey! Sapuraizu! Oh, you little bastard! Waiting out here for people to be weakened by the cave! Hanzai-sha! Panku! Ut! Whoah. Tso? Anata wa meiyo o motte imasen. Anata wa basse rarenakereba narimasen! WHOAH! EEEEE! Sutairisshu... *shrug* Warukunai. Okay, two things. First, I didn't even know Diglett COULD shrug. Second, that was a swift and striking smackdown. Well done, Tso! Hai. *nod*
Man, commerce must be a real bitch around here. Nan da? Oh, uh, nevermind. Er, yoji. Just...very far from one town to another, if you ask me. C'mon, let's see what we can do about a catch that doesn't explode!
Oh, hey. It's, uh... Hrmph. It's competition for Tso, apparently. Crotch. ...excuse me? Crotch! PFFFFFFTFCHCHCH AHHHH-HAHAHAHAHA!! Sensei?! Its name...oh Arceus, pffft...its name is...Crotch?! Hai! Oh, man. Oh, that is just too good! Chie, help me grab that crotch! Uh...hai...
Heh heh...wait...what? Aie! Wait. A bird that knows Psychic attacks? There's a new twist! Chie-san! It's okay, she seems fine...muziku. Yuki, help out, okay? Aaaaand...gotcha! *click* Gatcha! Bingo!
Konnichiwa, josei. Konnichiwa! ...hmph. Anata no namae wa? Terry desu! So Tso desu, Chie desu, Yuki desu! Mmmm. Yuki-desu. Anata wa totemo utsukushidesu. *nuzzle* *giggle* Rrrrrrgh...yame nasai! Easy, easy! Okay, so the new guy is a ladies' man. Big deal. Tough it out! Mmmph. Gomen.
Shhh. Everyone stop. Hmmm. It's hat-person and one of the Team DurrHurr guys! Timmu DurrHurr? Akunin! This could teach us a lot. If s/he's in league with them, we'll need to-
-or maybe the grunt will run face-first into a tree. That works too. HA! Baka!
Oooh. Yuki! She's right here No, no. Yuki! *points* Yuki. Snow? Sa-no... Utsukushi Yuki. Okay, easy there, champ. Wings off the lady. Statute of limitations, no cuddling till you've been in a town with her.
(Eventually...)
Oh, nice! Hmm! Tsuyoi! I may not quite understand what Glide does, but Wing Attack is an old standard. Yoku yatta! Yoku yatta, rojin. Argh! PTUI! EEE! TERRY! You don't ever use your attacks on a teammate. Not ever! Gomen... You missed Akio entirely and drenched Yuki. See what happens? G-gomen... Back in the pokeball. We'll talk later. *pchoo!* Now, let's try to find a new teammate. I'm at my wit's end here.
Oh, wow. I don't know if I can...Chie...be gentle. Gennnnntle. He looks cold and miserable. Mas...ter? What did you just say. Master master master *pounce!* *lick-lick-lick* It's impossible! Is it...but how could it be...
When Rex got hurt Rex went to a bad place and the dark thing came and said Rex belonged to it! The dark thing said all dark types belong to it! The dark thing said Rex had to help it hurt Master, but Rex said no, Rex didn't want to hurt Master, so it put Rex out in the cold to fight! Rex knew you would come! Rex knew it! Rex stayed here for you! Rex... Master, why are you crying? Rex is happy! Rex is happy to see you! Oh Arceus, Rex, you have no idea...it's just so good to see a familiar face. Master, can Rex come with you? Rex is cold and lonely and the food here isn't good. Of course you can, Rex! There was never a question in my mind. Yay! We need to train. Three new recruits, and enough danger to make Sinnoh look like a theme park. Konnichiwa! Rex desu! Wait. You speak their language too?! Rex is a good learner! Rex has been here for a long time. This day just keeps getting better!
Here we are. Let's get settled in, everyone. We're rolling with a full team...let's act like it.
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Post by truezero2 on Oct 29, 2019 18:54:42 GMT
Akio's Pokedex Entry: It builds its nest out of hardened mud. Sometimes, a Taillow will take over the nest for itself. Huh, kind of appropriate, all things considered. As for the species, say hello to Mintch (Mint+Finch), or Kurotti in Japanese, which we can take as Crotch. Here's the Shiny! Basically the green on Mintch turns white. So would that mean one is spearmint? Since we know this hack claims quite the body count, I'll also show off evolutions for the Fakemon should they meet their end.
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Post by ghostwriter85 on Oct 30, 2019 4:57:26 GMT
I've been refreshing myself on my Japanese lately (in the process of helping a friend learn), and I have to say it's fun to read the 'mons interacting and figuring out what they're saying. I don't remember if you were asking this before, but did you have someone help you with this part, or do you know Japanese, Manic?
(Also, I caught the Persona 4 reference this time.)
Also, thanks truezero2 for filling in info on Vega and its 'mon. I'll have to look up more info on it when I have the chance.
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Post by Manic on Oct 30, 2019 5:05:35 GMT
I don't know Japanese at all. Let's hear it for Google Translate! Also, many thanks to truezero2 for his contributions - I'd love to keep seeing them!
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Post by truezero2 on Oct 30, 2019 6:02:34 GMT
Happy to provide them. To be fair, I looked at some of the ones you'd get in the next update, and there are a few interesting ones, idea-wise.
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Post by ghostwriter85 on Oct 31, 2019 0:51:11 GMT
I don't know Japanese at all. Let's hear it for Google Translate! I had a feeling. At least it serves well enough here.
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Post by Manic on Nov 1, 2019 8:23:32 GMT
Update #5: Landslide - vs. Bro-Magnon
Anata wa, watashi ga hansamuyuki o mitsukeru nodesu ka? < Do you find me handsome, Yuki? > Anata wa hijo ni tsuyoite imasu! < You look very strong! > Tsuyoi...hansamude wanai? < Strong...not handsome? > *giggle!* Anata wa subarashi mite, Yuki-san! < You look great, Yuki! > Ie, watashi wa futotte mieru... < No, I look fat... > Well, you seem fairly happy with your evolutions overall. And hey, I'm pretty happy with them too! Rex thinks Yuki is pretty! Kanari! Sugoi! < Awesome! > Sure she is! Now come on, let's get back to that other town. We've barely done anything there.
Thank you very- *cough* Uh...domo arigato! Doitashimashite. < You're welcome. > Guddo! < Good! > Heh, this isn't so bad, I guess.
Kyle! Buddy! Ba-di? Yujin, Master! Yujin! Ah, yujin! Go kyoryoku itadaki arigatogozaimasu! < Ah, friend! Thank you for your help! > I think I heard 'thank you' in there somewhere, so...doitashimate! Jubun ni tojimasu. Tatakaimashou! < Close enough. Let's battle! > Not quite sure what you mean, but I see you getting ready for a scrap. Okay, let's do this!
*yawn* Kore wa taikutsudesu. < This is boring. > Nicely done, Akio! Now, he only has one other pokeball, and I know what that has to be. Ripun... Yeah. Rex, Ripun is a grass type. Oh boy!
I'll give you a rrrrr! And a grrrrr! And a fwoosh! Heh heh...easy, Rex, easy! It's down! Rex got it for you, Master! You sure did! You're a good Houndour.
Anata wa pokemon ga takusan aru. Kore o shiyo shite kudasai! < You have a lot of pokemon. Use this! > An Exp Share! I'd know that weird shape anywhere! Kyle, I could give you a man-kiss right here and now! Aheh... Oh, uh, sorry. Got a little carried away. Master is so silly! Orokana! Hmph. Anata no kodo wa mittomonai shite imasu. < Hmph. Your behavior is undignified. > I don't know what that was, but it sounded like disapproval. Sorry, Tso. Uh...gomen, right?
Here, Chie. You're still a bit on the fragile side, so you wear this for a little while. Kore wa watashi ga tatakau koto wa nai to iu imidesu ka? < Does this mean I won't be fighting? > It's okay! It's harmless. And it's one-size-fits-all, too. There you go, looks good on you. No ga dai teitaku o mite mimashou! < Let's explore the mansion! > Okay, okay! Take it easy, Terry! Maybe I should've kept you in time-out for a while longer...
...oh. Sore wa hijo ni kuraidesu... < It's very dark... > Watashi wa nani o miru koto ga dekinai! < I can't see anything!> OOF! Ki o tsukete ne, baka! < Be careful, idiot! > Okay, okay. Easy, everyone. I still have that Flash HM. Hmmm...looks like only Akio and Terry can use it.
Watashi wa anata no hikari no bikondearu koto o hokori ni omoimasu. < I am proud to be your beacon of light. > Whatever you just said, it sure was a mouthful. At least you don't seem to mind. Akio says he's proud to be made of bacon! I, uh. Okay. You know, somehow I don't think... ... ...ah, skip it. Let's just have a look around.
It's...a superhero? I think? Otakun. That's an 'otakun'? Hmmm, I wonder where Solid Snake is. Snake? Where?! Easy, Rex, easy. There are no snakes here. Chie, help me catch this thing, will you? Hai! Yarou! < Yeah! Let's do it! >
*cough* Nan jaku! < What a jerk! > Poison gas, huh? Pretty sure I can guess its type now, though I never would've called it. Okay, easy now...easy... *click* Got him! Gatcha! Bingo! Hooray! You got him, you got him!
I guess we'll come check in on you soon, Takeo.
WHAT. THE FUCK. Hakutakun. Dude, I don't care what you call that thing, it's a sickly-looking horse-thing with eyes on its body and horns and it's a you-should-really-see-a-doctor shade of green fur. Kimyona... < Strange... > Sore wa sore yori waruidesu. Kore wa minikuidesu! < It's worse than that. It's ugly! > Rex, would you be so kind? Rex will keep you safe, Master! Take this, horse-thing! RRRRR!
Wow, this place is full of...stuff! I wonder what this letter says. Wakaranai. Wakaranai. Oooh! Me me! Pick me! Rex? You understand this? Rex is smart, Master! It's...a letter! *snicker* Yes, I picked up on that too, but what does the text say? Oh. Wakaranai! I really should've seen that coming. Come on, maybe the gym will have a clue.
Okay. So, what we've learned so far: talking to a Diglett causes a different Diglett to vanish. Hmmm. Suggests that this gym is Ground type. Also, really annoying! Baka! Fakku! Yeah, seriously. C'mon, let's go train some more. I have a bad feeling about this.
(And so, with quite a bit more training and the help of the Lucky Egg in conjunction with the Exp Share...)
Mm. Hijo ni yoi. < Very good. > Ooooh... Warukunai, rojin. < Not bad, old man. > Rex is big again, Master! Rex is stronger! Watashi mo shinka shitai to omoimasu! < I want to evolve, too! > Heh. Very good, both of you! Rex, you look just like I remember. And Tso, very tsuyoi! Very tsuyoi indeed!
All right, team. Rex, could you translate for me? Yeah yeah! Just tell Rex what to say! I'm very proud of all of you. Watashi wa anata no subete no hijo ni hokori ni omotte imasu. Most of you have evolved, and Chie will evolve soon. Anata no hotondo wa, shinka shite kita, to Chie wa sugu ni shinka shite ikimasu. Terry, Tso, Akio, I'll be relying on you. Terry, Tso, Akio, watashi wa anata ni tayoru koto ni narimasu. Okay? Daijobudesuka? You can stop translating now, Rex. Anata wa, Rex, imaya hon'yaku teishi suru koto ga dekimasu. Watashi wa saizen o tsukushimasu! < I'll do my best! > Watashi wa rippa ni tatakau koto ni naru. < I will fight honorably. > *shrug* Good enough, let's go!
It's official: one of my favorite things about this gym is that I'll never have to come here again.
Oh, Arceus. Will you look at this guy? Nan da? He looks like he's about to ask me how much I bench, and if I'm carrying. Demo, watashi wa rikai shite inai! < Even I don't understand! > Nevermind. Terry, go!
Oh, man. Tawagoto. < Shit. > Terry... Hai, Manikku-sensei! Water Gun.
Sore wa kantandatta! < That was easy! > Quad-weaknesses, man. Gotta hate that. Rrrrrgh...Ebiwara! Fine, then. Tso! Hai!
Ebiwara, hmm? Hai! I know them as 'Hitmonchan'. Hitmonchan? Yeah. Meh, skip it. Tso! Wing Attack! Ebiwara, Boruto Panchi!
Oh-ho! Clever little bastard! Nice coverage. Heh heh. Arigato! We've got this sewn up, though. Tso, Wing Attack! Master, no! It's okay, Rex! Tso is faster. He has to heal every turn or lose his Hitmonchan, and I'm betting Tso has more Wing Attack than he has-
-those. Master is so smart! Nah, it's basic battling. Anyway, sit back and relax, enjoy the show! Heh-heh... Sodesu ka. < I see. > Terry-san. Tso...senpai? Watashi no tame ni Manikku-senpai no sewa o suru. Master! Something's wrong! What? What could be wrong? Tso asked Terry to-
-take care...of you...
It should have been easy. Tso still knew Quick Attack. It would have been enough to take the Hitmonchan down. Even if it had used Mach Punch, Tso would have moved first. But no. I can tell myself that I couldn't have known that it knew Mach Punch. I can tell myself that I'm surprised the attack did enough damage. I can tell myself that this world, its gyms, it's all garbage. Those are all lies. Tso should still be alive. The Hitmonchan didn't kill him. My arrogance did.
Anata wa, anata no koi no tame ni kurushimudeshou! < You will suffer for your deeds!> Tso... Ut... Hmm? Anata ga naku koto wa arimasen. Anata ga tsuyoku naru. < You will not weep. You will be strong. > He says to be strong...and not cry... *snff* Watashi wa sorera subete o korosu! < I'll kill them all! > Senpai... Anata wa kenmei ni tatakau koto ni naru. Anata ga seifuku suru. Anata wa meiyo o hyoji shimasu. < You will fight wisely. You will win. You will show honor. > He says to fight wisely and win with honor. I will, Tso. I'm so sorry. ... ... ...senpai? He's gone, Terry. Nakunatte.
Hottoite! < Leave me alone! >
I don't know what you're saying and I don't care. Give me the badge and the TM and get your fucking Digletts out of my way before I beat you to death.
Tso... Senpai... Kare wa hijo ni kenmeidatta. < He was very wise. > To hijo ni tsuyoi. < And very strong. > Terry-san. Hm? Watashitachiha issho ni hatarakanakereba narimasen. Kore ijo no tatakai. < We must work together. No more fighting. > Hai... This is my fault. Master, no! Rex is already too sad. It is. This really is my fault. I got cocky; the answer was right in front of me, but I wasn't taking this whole thing seriously enough. Tso died because I wasn't paying attention to what I was doing. No more! Master...? No more screwing around. No more taking this region lightly, no more assuming that everything will be all right. If I've learned anything from the lives I've lived, it's that things will only be all right if I MAKE them all right.
I'm coming for you, Darkrai.
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Post by Manic on Nov 1, 2019 11:11:10 GMT
That really is what happened, too. Tso could have easily won the battle, but I got cocky and didn't think Hitmonchan would have a priority move. To be fair, if it didn't have a priority move, Tso would have won.
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Post by truezero2 on Nov 1, 2019 20:28:23 GMT
Alright then, quite a bit to cover here, so let's get right to it. Starting off with Akio, say hello to the Psychic/Flying Blakjak! Here's the shiny: Pokedex: The countless eyes on its wings can paralyze with a glare. The flock then surrounds the helpless victim.It received an overhaul in a pair of follow-up hacks, Pokemon Deneb and Procyon. In that version, it became Ghost/Flying, boosted stats, a bigger movepool... and a new appearance. Here's how it looks in those hacks: Got to admit, I prefer the new look. Don't have a shiny sprite for it though.
As for Yuki, meet Frozaiden! Like it did before, the shiny mostly swaps out blues for greens: Pokedex: What looks like clothing is actually another part of its body, meaning it is just as cold to the touch.In those follow up hacks, the entire line becomes Ice/Fairy and is version exclusive to Deneb. As a result, it received a counterpart in Procyon. Not relevant here though.
Now for Otakun, and this one's a bit interesting. To start with, his English name is Clotaku (Cloak+Otaku) and he's Poison Type. That's the basic info. Now for the odd part: It's part of a three stage line where all the stages share the same stat total: 395. Clotaku here is the speedster. 80 speed, 75 HP, everything else is 60. Pokedex: It prefers a life of solitude. It devotes all its time and energy into mastering a single hobby.
Easily one of the nicer shinies. His evolutions are the Dark Type Ajarimus (Left) and the Ghost Type Jarmit (Right): Ajarimus Pokedex: Unlike Clotaku, it lives in a group. The group wanders around, attacking weaker Pokémon for no good reason.
Jarmit Pokedex: It likes to hide in the shadows. It is usually asleep, but no one can stop it once it starts an uproar.Ajarimus (a 2Chan reference, designed to look like the site's mascot) is the Attacker, but has low defenses and average speed. Jarmit (Jar+Hermit, or a NEET in the Japanese naming) is slow as molasses but is able to take a lot of punishment. The other awkward part is that it's a level based evolution. Level 16 evolves Clotaku into Ajarimus, which evolves into Jarmit at Level 32. Seems to me like it should have been something that the player had full control over, like a stone or something. It also appears that all three have entirely distinct movesets, so there's a lot of 'Prior Evolution' moves listed. It seems like we could have easily just had these three as separate Pokemon. I'm not going to show the shinies for the evolutions because Ajarimus barely changes and I mainly brought them up because of the main gimmick that line has.
Finally, there's Hakutakun, or Baizeast in English (Bai Ze and Beast). It's based off the Bai Ze, a mythical creature capable of predicting disasters. Absol's based of it too! Swap the green for a blue shade, and you have his shiny! Statwise, this Psychic Type has a whopping 115 Special Attack, and it's moveset includes Psychic, Electric, Water, Ground, Ghost and Fire moves. There's still some types I didn't touch on too, so it's a damn good attacker... once it hits Level 28 and learns Extrasensory. Until then, you're using TMs or raising it in the background.
With the Pokemon for the update out of the way, the new Gym Leader is named Geoff, and he leads the Seafin, or Miru, City Gym. He gives you the Arneb Badge.
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