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Post by Manic on Apr 16, 2019 11:26:58 GMT
Now for one of my better-known runs. Why Fatal, you might ask? Read the rules, and read the intro. Neither one is a joke. Also, I liked the larger text I used in the last run; I think I'll keep that.
Dem Rules
1. Catch only the first wild pokemon from each route. - 1a. Dupe clause is set to 'optional'. May skip dupes and catch the next. -- 1ai. A dupe is any pokemon that I have owned that still lives. - 1b. This rule does not apply until I get my first pokeballs. - 1c. Screw shinies. In fact, if my first pokemon on a route is a shiny, I must kill it. 2. Nicknames for all! 3. Awww, diddums pokemon faint? SHOULD'VE PLANNED BETTER. Permanently box 'em to remind you of your failure. 4. Gifts, trades, etc. all count as the pokemon for their respective area. 5. PERSISTENT STARTER - You may not remove your starter pokemon from the active team. 6. STARTER DEATH - If your starter pokemon faints, the run is failed. 7. DEICIDE - For the run to be considered complete, all available legendaries must be eliminated. 8. TICKING CLOCK - If the run is not completed by 11:59p Central time on 7/18/12, the run is failed.
Updates:
Life just isn't fair sometimes, y'know?
I mean, here I am, a pretty normal kid. I like my video games, I'm going to school, starting to notice girls as more than just friends, stuff like that. Mom says I'm an 'early bloomer', like I'm a Budew or something like that. Parents, right? Well, okay, parent. That's life.
So, just yesterday, I'm in math class learning about Plusles and Minuns - the teacher is from Hoenn or something like that, I guess - and I start feeling sorta dizzy. And I don't mean "made the mistake of eating the Softboiled Surprise in the school cafeteria" dizzy, I mean more like "who turned out the lights" dizzy.
Next thing I know, I'm waking up in the nurse's office, and Mom is there freaking out. Naturally, I kinda freak out a little bit too, but...hey. Mom's there, it's gonna be fine, right? So, she says she's going to take me to see a doctor. Seems like a pretty smart choice. I mean, who knows what a fainting spell could mean? Probably nothing, but it's better to check it out.
Y'know, I hear there are all kinds of strains of Nuzlocke out there. There's the normal garden-variety strain, I hear that's common in most of the southern regions. I hear there are weird strains, too. Stuff like Reverse Nuzlocke, and Sololocke, and Randomlocke...nasty stuff, but it's not THAT huge of an impediment, just means you need to train harder and do better, right? I mean, I always wanted to do that anyway. Apparently, this thing likes to mutate a lot into different forms and such, but most people get the normal kind.
Me, I get one of the rare ones.
I guess that's why I'm writing this journal, so that if anyone ever wants to know, they can read about who I am, what I was like, and why I went the path I did. I always wanted to be the Champion, and, well...I guess I'd better get started.
My name is...nah, just call me Manic. It is now June 18th, 2052.
I am afflicted with Degenerative Necrotic Nuzlocke.
I have 30 days to live.
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Post by Manic on Apr 18, 2019 7:14:53 GMT
Update #1: Sunrise
June 18th, 2012
Come on, come on! Hurry up and choose one! Spaz, this is going to be one of the biggest decisions I ever make. Give me a moment! I don't want to give you a moment, I want you to choose nooooooow! Ugh, fine. You know, there's a reason I call you Spaz. Why's that? Just skip it.
Well, let's see. I've been told that Chimchar is easymode, and if I take Turtwig, you'll take Chimchar. Well yeah! I mean, it's a monkey! I want a monkey! That settles it, then. Hello, Piplup. Hm. I hope you'll be more worthy than this old sot. Ah, yes. The Piplup does have a bit of a superiority complex. That's fine, I'm sure we'll get by all right. I'm Manic. And if you survive a preliminary test, you'll earn the right to hear my name. O...kay, then.
No offense, but I don't think I'll have time for that after we pass by Sandgem. Won't have t-oh. Yes. Hah, right. Sorry. What? Why? Do you ever pay attention, Spaz? Pay attention to what? Anyway, gimme the Turtwig. Hi, Turtwig!
I swear, that man would leave his head behind if it wasn't attached. Hey there, babycakes. Wanna see my pokemon? ...what. All right, look. Three things. Number one, my name isn't babycakes, it's Dawn. Number two, I've been taking care of 'your' pokemon for years. Number three, you'd better take good care of it, or I will find you. Whoah. Nice! That goes for both of you. Professor, wait up! She wants me. Can't blame her, I'm a prize catch.
Well, that train sure jumped the track in a hurry. Something is wrong with this child. That's putting it mildly. Spaz is, uh...well, okay, that's not his real name, but still. It suits him well. Fight now! Well, if you insist...
How dare you lay a hand on royalty such as myself?! Suffer for your insolence! Hey, uh, Piplup? Be careful, all right? You won, but it was close. Only in the eyes of the observer.
As you can see, I grow ever stronger. Not if you're dead. I see. A Nuzlocke affliction, then. Well, yeah. Something like that. Very well, then. That does explain our instantaneous communication. I will be more frugal with my health.
Yeah, then Spaz stormed off, something about getting a head start. You're...really going to take the challenge, aren't you? I have to, Mom. It's not like I can wait until I grow up or something. What happens if you get hurt out there? What if you get sick? Er, I mean... Mom. It's okay. I've already got one pokemon, and I'll get more. Just...trust me, okay? I only have one chance at my dream. I assure you, Madame, I will do my utmost to ensure your son's safety. W-well...your pokemon certainly seems dedicated to the cause. If you're strong enough to do this, I'll try to be strong too. But before you go, take these.
Time is of the essence, after all. I do hope you don't intend to rush through this experience. It's liable to get us killed. Hah, yeah, that'd be a terrible idea, right? Take care, honey. And maybe, if you get a flying pokemon, stop back? I will, mom. You'll see.
Gah! How did you get here? I never left! Wait, what? But we've been gone for hours... Come on, come on, this is brilliant, you'll love it!
No. No, we're not. Awww, why not?! Because anything legendary would present an insurmountable challenge? Because it'll run from us - especially you - at the first sight? Aw, you suck! C'mon, it'll be fun! You're going even if I say no, aren't you? Of course!
Who's this guy? I dunno! Some weirdo. HEY WEIRDO! WHO ARE YOU? This boy is utterly lacking in any form of social graces whatsoever! Just imagine: if I'd picked Chimchar, he'd have you right now. I assure you, my gratitude knows no bounds.
You're still going on about that? Naturally! Don't you want a legendary pokemon? Oh, for the love of...Spaz, how do we catch a pokemon? Easy! You weaken it! And then? You throw a... A pokeball. Which we don't have.
Is this true? Is our partnership illicit? Meh, not exactly. The professor gave Piplup to me and Turtwig to him, so those are okay...but yeah, catching more is impossible without them. Even one of my abilities is no match for the League alone. I'll get some from the professor and meet that hot girl again and I'll beat the league first BYE! Aaaaand he's gone. Now, let's have a look at you.
Brave, huh? It is simple to be brave, when you have nothing to fear. Confident, too. I like it....urgh. Are you all right? Yeah, sure, just a bit of a stomach twinge. C'mon, let's not leave Dawn alone with Spaz for too long, she might kill him. This is bad because...? Let me get back to you on that.
Oh, hey, baby!Ugh. Is he always like this? Well, he does make your average Pachirisu look sedate, but he's usually not a womanizer. Wait a minute. Why are you out here with her? Because she was leading me inside? You're cockblocking me! I can't believe it! You enormous douche! Normally, I balk at the idea of attacking humans, but... Spaz. Settle down. We were just going inside. I'll bet you were! To make sweet love down by the fire! There isn't even a fireplace. Wait, you were just in there, you know that! I can't believe you'd steal my girlfriend! I'm out of here! Later!
I assure you, Professor, I am hale and hearty. He seems pretty tough. He does, doesn't he? I'm pleased to see this. At least Manic seems a little less insane than his friend. I do wonder about the fate of that Turtwig. At any rate, on to more pleasant matters.
I think not. No? While I recognize your right to name your pokemon, I implore you to allow me to use my actual name. Uh, sure, but you have to tell me what it is, first. Yes, of course. I had intended to put you through a few more trials before sharing the honor with you, but I suppose it's now or never.
Nero. Emperor Piplup. Well, I have to admit that it suits you. It truly does. For one destined to lead as I am, no lesser name will suffice.
I can't begin to imagine what you must be going through right now, but know that I will attempt to be here if you need advice. So you know about that. Know about what, Professor? Never you mind, Dawn. Just know that I'm quite sure Manic will be a brilliant trainer. How could he know such a thing from this early time?
I feel strangely threatened. Manic. In exchange for your Piplup, I have a favor to ask. Okay, seems fair. What's up?
I have no regrets about giving you a pokemon, and I wish you the best in your quest. Your friend, on the other hand...how can I put this politely? Acts like a Shinx with its tail on fire? Hah! Yes, that'll do nicely. I worry about him and that Turtwig. Will you follow them and do your best to ensure that they don't run afoul of danger? I'll try to lend a hand wherever I'm able! Well, it's not like I haven't been doing that since we were five years old. Sure, okay.
You are, in many ways, unique among all Sinnoh trainers. You may yet be able to achieve a goal that others have been attempting for years. For now, I offer only this advice: be careful with your trust. Not everyone who helps you is on your side. This above all else: to thine own self be true. Come again? Hamlet. Shakespeare? Right! Sure. Okay. If you're going to travel with me, we must get you cultured properly.
Well, that's true, but it's not a problem. How is being unable to catch pokemon not a problem?! That's not what I said. I don't follow. Weaken the pokemon to be caught with combat, being careful to account for potential critical hits. If possible, inflict a status condition like sleep or paralysis. Throw a pokeball of the best quality you have, and hope that the pokemon's catch rate is good enough. How did you know all that? Spaz used to make me sit with him and watch shows about this stuff for hours. I like pokemon, but he's a nut about them. Spaz? A nut? Who would've thought? The girl has some wit to her. I approve. Heh, yeah. Wait, that's right! He has a head start and limitless energy, who knows where he is by now? I need to get moving!
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Post by Manic on Apr 18, 2019 10:46:21 GMT
And so we meet some of our central cast.
Hello, Spaz. Hoo boy. Spaz is...something else, that's for sure.
And Manic gets assigned the task of watching over him. Yaaa...aaay...?
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Post by crimsondoom on Apr 18, 2019 15:53:41 GMT
How in the world did I forget Spaz existed? More importantly, how do I return to that state?
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Post by Manic on Apr 19, 2019 5:57:51 GMT
Update #2: Pokemon: The Gathering
June 19th, 2012
And talk like Yoda you must, mmm! You shouldn't make fun of commoners with speech impediments. Okay, okay. I'll try. Do or do not. There is no try. You're messing with me, aren't you?
(Beatdown omitted due to FCC regulations)
Oh, hey, your first new move! Finally, I can harness the elemental forces to vanquish my enemies! Come again? I can level the force of the raging rapids against my foes! Uhm... I CAN SHOOT BUBBLES. There ya go.
Ah, a new target upon which to test my elemental attack. Nero, no! ...'no'? Did you just tell me 'no'?! That's our first new ally! You have GOT to be joking. This dredge? Uh-uh! I know Chilly Willy over here did not just talk like that to me. Look, um...miss? I'm sorry about that. Would you be willing to accompany us? Pay attention, short stuff, that's how a man speaks to a lady! I'd be happy to.
Name's Roxanne, honey. You need something, you call Roxy, hear? Nice to meet you! I'm Manic, and this is Nero. Delightful. Named for a prostitute. Honey, I'mma smack your beak clear to Kanto if you keep talkin' like that! Okay! Okay. Look, um, Rox...anne? Roxy? You can call me Roxy, sugar. Frostbutt over there calls me Roxanne. Right. Roxy, we're going to go take the League challenge. You can back out now if you want? Roxy does not back down from a fight. Let's get 'em! Well, at least she's spirited enough. And don't you forget it.
Yeah, but...Nuzlocke. Oh, no, I know. I'm just saying, for future reference. Right, it's okay. I understand. That reminds me, I've heard Spaz has stopped by your old school. I went to fight him, but he trounced me, and...eugh. Who is this 'Spaz' kid? Oh, this should be delightful. Spaz is Manic's friend, and his charge. You should meet him. Do I even want to know what 'eugh' is? He still thinks I'm his girl, somehow. Like that would ever happen. Eugh indeed. Okay, let's go set him straight.
EEEAGH! What in the name of Arceus?! The hell?! Everybody get behind me!
That's one way to put it! That boy needs to be put over his momma's knee! For the first time, I believe we are in agreement!
So, let's review. Let's. A strange man jumps in front of us, screams at us, claims to be a secret agent, hands us a useless item, and runs off. Sure does seem like it. Heart...still pounding... So, everyone in favor of doing what we need to do and getting out of here as soon as possible? Decidedly. Ain't gotta ask me twice.
Why're we doing this again? Practice. If I know Spaz, he'll have been leveling his pokemon like mad. Madness does seem to be his forte'. What's wrong with him? Trust me, you'll be asking that question again. For now, let's focus on the fight.
Okay, okay. Simmer down, Too Much Coffee Man. We need to bring you back to Sandgem. Okay, short version? No. Long version? Nooooooooooooo. Ha! Ooooh, child. That boy's got battle damage. Ah, actually, he's evidently always been like that. Lord have mercy.
No! Spaz, listen, Professor Rowan wants to see you! Do you think Dawn likes roses? What? Maybe, how should I know? Listen, Rowan wants to talk to you about your Turtwig. I bet I can reach Oreburgh before you! No, no. Okay, yes! Maybe you can. But don't! Aaaaagh... The boy's mother should really be involved in this. Sugar, a straitjacket should really be involved in this! *cough* *hack* And he's gone. Stupid...rrrgh, okay, fine. We go to Oreburgh. You okay? It's fine, I'm fine. Let's just...go.
Oh, now what fresh hell is this? Uh. You don't need one of those things, right? I guess it'd be useful. I know, but...brrr. Clowns. Not looking forward to seeing the family, mmm? Look, Frigidaire. I don't come to your route and slap the dick out your beak. You just back the hell up. You...gah...how dare you...I...rrrrgh!
(three clowns later - that is now a measurement of time)
Did you have fun? Fun. I guess? A little? It was like a game of hide and seek where nobody is actually hiding. Well, I admit, it's still in the beta stages. Alpha. Okay, okay, it's still in the alpha stages. Maybe I should have them hide inside buildings. Well, you have fun with that. Moving right along!
Oh, hey, it's our catch for this round! Roxy, could you weaken him a little? Just a little! Roxy doesn't hit gentle, but I'll do my best. Nicely done! Aaaaand...bingo! *click* Well, my goodness! That was a hum-dinger of a hit, missus! Aw, ain't much to talk about. Poppycock! Why, I bet you're a bang-up fighter! You certainly have a distinctive vocabulary, sir. Better than this guttersnipe. May I have your name? Now, don't insult the lady, fella!
Name's Orville, and I'm going to fly like one of those aero-planes someday, just you watch! You mean you can't already fly? Afraid not, kiddo! But let's have no more bumping gums, how about your names? Oh, right! I'm Manic, and this is Nero and Rox...anne? Roxy if you make nice. A pleasure to make your acquaintance. Sure thing, pal! I'll ignore your brodie, everybody makes 'em! We're off to challenge the League. You okay with coming with us? I dig! One frail, one egg and a kid in a hat. Sounds aces, I'm in! Nice! First, though...pit stop.
Don't be seen without 'em. Who would've thought Spaz's nuttery would've paid off? Who's this Spaz guy? He all wet? Honey, y'ever seen someone drink too much coffee? Sure, who hasn't? Spaz is what happens if you take your coffee straight, black, and intravenous. Kid's a jelly bean. Gotcha! I...have no idea what you just said, but sure.
Not the most auspicious start, is it? So much for cuttin' the kid off. Let's shake a leg! I dunno, it's kinda nice out here. Better than home. Not much of a fan of 202? Sugar, you were there. Place's a slum. The undercarriage of Sinnoh. You're okay, but you're mostly a way out! Okay, then! I can't promise we'll never have to backtrack, but we'll try to stay out.
This kid needs to lay off the snipes, I didn't even see him coming! Yeah, uh, that's Spaz. Hah, lookit him flailing his grabbers and stems like there's a swarm of Beedrills on him! Hey! I think your Starly is laughing at me! Well, kinda, yeah. I mean, you are kind of stomping around like a Tyranitar. That's my game face RAWR! Get him, guys!
(one embarrassing beatdown later)
Wait...ow...what? You lost, so you want to take on a gym? This kid's on the Cadillac! Well, the only way to get stronger is to fight good opponents, right? How exactly is it that he can predicate such blatantly flawed logic on true fact? Such a simpleton. Hey, boy! We're the strong opponents! Uh...yeah? So, if I'm not strong enough, I'm not fighting good enough opponents! So if fighting you leaves me weak, then fighting a gym leader should leave me strong! ... Manic? ... I like the stare game too, but I wanna see the cave! Bye! ... ... ...owwwww...let's...let's just train a bit...okay?
Oh, hey! Nice. Keep those peepers peeled, kiddo! I'm just getting started! I suppose it's important to let the entire team train. After all, I can't get too far ahead of everyone else. Hate to bust your bubble, ice cube, but that lead's just about gone! Yes, yes. Well, I am a magnanimous leader.
An Abra! Ooooh, son. Those guys are twitchy! Believe me, I know! I've seen them on TV. Okay. Everybody be very, very quiet. He's hunting Abras. I only get one shot at this...one... ...two... *click!* three! 'EY! Lemme outta here, ya mooks! I'll skin ya alive! I'll cave yer friggin' head in! Boy, you best sit down an' shut up, or Momma Roxy's gonna show you how to act! Yeah, whatever, lady. Guess ya caught me nappin. I was friggin' tired! Right, so, uh, what's your name? The Dave. Very well. It's certainly interesting to meet you, Dave. Dat ain't what I said, birdbrain!
The Dave! Use the whole friggin' thing or I'll squish ya like a Ledyba! This Joe acts like a trigger man! Hey! Ya ain't pinnin' nothin' on me, ya can't prove anything! Easy, pally, easy! I'm no copper! Good! 'Cause if ya are, ya gotta tell me or it's entrapment!
All right, everyone. Let's take a breather for now, and see how everyone's doing.
...I'm calling bullshit. Possible exception of Orville there. Okay, definite exception of Orville. But...Impish? Honey, I may have been born Impish, but I'm Sassy through and through. Just ain't had the operation yet. ...and while we pretend that's a thing, Relaxed for The Dave? Seriously? 'Ey! What was I doin' when ya found me, smart guy? I suppose he does have a point. And I'm sure he'll be a valuable addition to the team. Now yer talkin'! Once he evolves, that is. Hey! I got yer evolution RIGHT HERE!
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Post by Manic on Apr 19, 2019 6:01:52 GMT
Oooooh de lally, our cast grows by leaps and bounds!
Roxanne, the sassy Bidoof what don't need no man.
Orville, with his crackerjack way of speaking.
And The Dave. No, not Dave. THE Dave!
And Spaz continues to be...himself...?
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Post by crimsondoom on Apr 19, 2019 13:53:32 GMT
I forgot about Orville too, though unlike Spaz, all Orville does is confuse me. "Kid's a jelly bean"? What does that even mean??
Roxanne and The Dave, though, them I missed. It'll be good to catch up with some old friends this run.
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Post by Manic on Apr 19, 2019 21:37:52 GMT
Google will help you interpret Orville. A subtle hint is given next update...
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Post by aegislashsword97 on Apr 19, 2019 21:42:51 GMT
I know you made this years ago, but are you sure? I can't remember ever finishing a single game in a month, let alone writing it all down and sharing it in such a fun way. You're so much more productive then me, lol.
Spaz... needs some help. Maybe some Adderall. He's the most ADHD a guy can be. It's not a scale or anything, but he's introduced the idea to our society, now. Poor kid caught a train to the wrong city. He's a few cards short of a full deck. He must be so spontaneous that even his childhood friend can barely keep up with him.
The funny thing about Looker is that it actually turns out he's a pretty okay cop in Pokemon France, but everywhere else he either sends a ten-year-old to fight crime, sends a teenager to fight crime (or alternatively sends the Pokemon Champion to fight crime) and shouts at you before dashing away. ( I mean, in Kalos he just tries to fight pokemon with his bare hands, but considering he's like, one of two police officers...)
This is a fun team! Quirky! I like Orville the best, but I can understand everything he says. What a bang-up guy. Everyone else is trying to fight each other, but Orville's just a friendly dude, if a little blunt. The Dave is a funny little fella, too. I hope he threatens someone with teleport at some point.
This is definitely more character/story-focused then the other screenshot Nuzlockes I've read, a lot closer to a comic. I made an account to comment on this, feel honored (lol). Thanks for the upload, fellow!
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Post by Firebrand on Apr 19, 2019 21:48:13 GMT
I like Orville, he gives me a kind of Artful Dodger vibe, Victorian London street kid thing. And I read all of Roxy's lines in Tiffany Haddish's voice, even though I doubt she had even started doing standup or acting when this run was happening. The Dave didn't really stand out much this update so jury's out on him.
Also, nice to see Manic back to the new teammate every route setup. After having the main pony cast for the back third of Hoenn it's refreshing to get a few new faces in the mix at regular intervals.
The whole time limit thing hasn't really set in yet, or at least I'm not feeling the urgency built into the narrative yet. But we've still got a "month" to go, so the crunch hasn't really set in yet.
I skipped Platinum back in the day, but I noticed the deicide rule is back in effect, so it looks like we're (eventually) in for some post e4 shenanigans too.
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Post by red5 on Apr 20, 2019 3:36:56 GMT
I dunno, I think Orville's the bees knees. :3 Or at least, he makes me think of the '20s. Hadn't really thought of it, but Firebrand makes a good point, it's refreshing to see your own pokemon characters again! Not that I didn't enjoy the last run (quite the contrary), but you do have a way of making some very memorable characters. As evidenced.
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Post by Manic on Apr 20, 2019 7:20:19 GMT
Update #3: The First Step - vs. Roark
June 20th, 2012
Ugh. This is no way for royalty to be behaving, rooting about in caves. I dunno, it's not so bad. Whassamatta, fancypants? Afraid to get yer flippers dirty? You shred it, pal. At least you come with your own fountain! Come on, the other side is just past those trainers. Let's get moving! Ugh. Very well, if I must. Excuse me, you look like a promising young trainer. I've been empowered by the league to hand these out to aspiring youths, would you care for one? Finally, someone with some decorum. We'd be delighted, sir.
Heyyyy, not bad! Check me out! You're the bee's knees, doll! Honey, you best use your Roxy rights or you're gonna lose 'em! A bruiser, huh? We always got room fer somebody who can throw down! I suppose it does suit you better than me. That's right, baby. You best stand back when Roxy's up! Very nice! Looks like we're through the cave, too.
Who's dis mook? Ugh. Hi, Spaz. Not much of a pal, huh? You want I should teleport him off a cliff somewheres? No, uh...The Dave, it's not quite that simple, I'm afraid. This boy is, mmm. How do I put it politely... Like to explode any moment? Yes. Yes, that will do nicely. Perhaps there's hope for you yet. Spaz is my friend from when we were kids, and he's, like...all of the hyper forever. So what's da beef? He's also kinda my responsi- It's Manic! Hi, Manic! Hellooooo! I'm over here! -...bility. *sigh*
Jeez Louise! That kid sure can scram in a rush! ...and that was Spaz. Hey, at least two of his sentences were sort of on the same topic this time. I guess that's sorta like progress, huh? ...sort of...kinda? I guess? A little? For extremely generous definitions of progress, I suppose. Well, whether by accident or chance, he's given us our next lead. Let's go find this 'Roark' guy.
I can't help but feel that someone is having fun at our expense. I got the heebie-jeebies too, friend! This place is a real drag! What's wit' dem? What, can't you tell? I'm askin', ain't I?! Settle down, sugar. They're birds, right? Ohhh yeahhhh! Guess the cave life don't agree with 'em, huh? Sure seems like it. C'mon, let's get this over with.
Oh, hey, check it out! New friend! Your fastest friend I'll surely be / If you will but join up with me! Heyyyy! She's a poet an' she don't know it! So you want to be caught? I tire of living here alone / A flyer amidst foes of stone! Eloquent! I approve. Let us appease her wishes, Manic. Honey, we gotta get you some eyes! C'mon with us. I'll guide you while within this room / Zelda is my nom de plume!
Oh, hi! Roark, right? I was looking for HOLYCRAP! Uhhh. Manic? He just broke that rock with his face. Cool, huh? Wanna see it again? No, no! That's...that's okay. I just wanna face you in a gym battle. Dis guy's a nut! I must agree with my fine fuzzy friend, this Bruno is a kook! Cool! Once I beat you, I can show you how to break stuff with your face, too! No, that's okay! Really! I bet, uh...I bet it gets you lots of ladies, and I wouldn't want to cut in on your action! Well, I can't deny that. Okay, see you there! Hope I don't sound like a creep / His face looks like a wreckage heap! I didn't want to say anything about it. Can you imagine what this guy's headbutt is like? C'mon, let's just go!
Manic, do you feel okay? / We're all going the wrong way! Don't worry about it. I think we should go in with a full team, so we're making a pit stop. I suppose we might as well fill our merry band out, yes. Baby, we're gonna be rollin' deep! I knew I liked you for some reason, even if you did pick the stuffed shirt. Hey! You two lay off, arright? I'm tryin' ta sleep, here! You heard him. I'm not gonna mess with The Dave. Yer arright, kid.
A wise fighter will draw power from an excess of forces. I will accompany you. What? You mean I don't even need to fight? To fight one's own forces is to be a serpent eating its own tail. Fascinating. You would seem to be a source of military prowess, miss... You may call me 'Nell'. Oooh, girl! You dangerous. Too much thinkin', not enough fightin'! Come. Let us go and begin your conquest of the League. Wait, how did you know about that? You have supplies for a journey much longer than this, and five companions at your side. You are prepared for a long voyage. Here's a contact let's not sever / This Machop is very clever!
Okay, team, let's not fool ourselves. We're not even close to ready for Roark. A clear view of one's own strengths is critical to success. For now, The Dave, take a nap. Nell, I think you'll be most useful in an advisory position. Yeah, yeah. Wake me up when yer ready ta get serious. Everyone else needs to be at level 14. What? Do you know how long that's gonna take? I find the prospect infinitely preferable to the alternative. What's the skinny, cousin? Our own demise. Manic is afflicted with Nuzlocke; if we lose, it will be the last thing we ever do. It's true. I'm sorry it has to be this way, but we can and will still win! Damn right! Let's get this party started!
Swingin'! My stems are on fire, I tell you, on fire! Oooh, baby! I'm rockin' and rollin' now! Take it as your newfound law / Fear my sharp and toothy maw! Whoops! Hey, don't drift yet, cats! I feel a change coming on!
Oh yeah! Do I look boss or what? ...is it just me, or did your voice just change? Don't have a cow, daddy-o. I'm still me! I think he's somehow become even less comprehensible than before. What kinda junk you spoutin', buddy? Pardon my excessive rhyme / But I think he's out of time! Communication will be crucial in coming battles. Maintain contact with your generals. Well...so long as we still understand each other a little, I guess it's okay. Context clues should help. It's cool, I'm hip!
Hi, Roark...oh, jeez... What? What's wrong? Uh, you got something right there... You, um, sort of have a bit of jagged rock...kinda sticking out... Lodged in my skull again? Hah! Sorry about that. Nnnnngh! Ah, there we go. Now, are you ready for our fight? Allow me. What, alone? Manic, you must understand the advantage I have, and I wish to prove to you the caliber of fighter I am. How am I to maintain an empire if I can't defend it? A small force may succeed where a larger one would falter. If this should become a rout / Promise us that you'll switch out! Don't worry. I won't let anything happen to Nero, but he deserves this chance. Splendid. Now then, let's begin!
Effortless. And here I was worried this would be a challenge. Hey-hey! Yer a real scrapper! Boy, you keep layin' them out! No sweat, you got it made in the shade! Cool Piplup! Now let me show you my star! I've been teaching him how to headbutt stuff! Or has he been teaching me? That's a bad sign. You still up for it, Nero? What manner of leader would I be if I backed down now? Nell? A troop must have confidence in its general, for where morale suffers, ability follows. Well, you heard her...
Hnnngh...barely felt...a thing. Baby, you look like two miles of bad road! Within hours of befriending / I almost saw your life ending! Ya look like hell, buddy. Back down! I can't believe you actually won! You shouldn't underestimate my team. I have the best pokemon a guy could...could...excuse me... He seems...unwell. Ain't the first time, neither, but this's the first time he's gotten sick in the corner. Mmmh. Somethin's wrong with that boy. Maybe you should get to the pokemon center? Y-yeah...Nero needs a heal. Not just for him. Go on, let me lick my wounds! Dis guy might actually start lickin' his wounds, pal. C'mon, let's go.
(One healing later...)
Ugh...Spaz, I am really not up for this right now. Aren't you going to tell me to go home? If I did, would you? Hell no! This is fun! Then why bother? I'll just have to follow you around. What? Don't you know how dangerous this is for a kid like me? Wait, didn't he just... An opponent who does not know your motivations will find your behavior difficult to predict. Wait, what? I mean, really, letting someone as unreliable and spontaneous as me go out on his own? You really should be more responsible, Manic! You...he...but... I'm going to start hurting you. I don't know when I'm going to stop. Okay, bye! Let's...just...go.
STRANGER DANGER! Scaring him looked really fun! / Look how fast that guy can run! Sugar, you all right? You look a bit pale. I'm fine. Just not in the mood for his nonsense. Hah! Nice one. That guy needs to get with it! What a fream. I'm not sure what a 'fream' is, but considering the context clues, I'm inclined to agree. C'mon, team. Let's head north now that Roxanne can smash those rocks.
Wait...what the hell is this? Looks like those goons got the old guy an' girl cornered! That's Professor Rowan and Dawn. They're friends of mine. Aw hell naw! That girl was my caretaker for years. This is unacceptable! Damn right it is. Hey! Hey, you!
Er, uh, that is to say, Dawn! Don't grow up to be like these sorry specimens. Awkward... Don't worry about it, Professor. What's he going on about, Manic? Is there something we should know? Keep your mind on the subject at hand, Nero. Focus is key to success. Cut the gas, man! These guys are bad news! Heh-heh! Can't wait till I can rumble with these bozos!
Not bad at all, Manic! Same with you, Dawn. Just make sure to get that Chimchar to the pokemon center before you do anything else, okay? Well...sure! Wow, I never thought I'd be taking advice from you! I guess it just comes naturally, is all. Well, if you're quite finished flirting, I suppose one of us had better start taking this business seriously. What? How do you mean?
If we're going to be fighting these gorillas, we should arm ourselves properly. Damn, boy! You had that waitin' inside you all along? Cool, man! That'll razz your berries! Yeah, yeah. Friggin' show-off. Fear not, my good man. You'll evolve soon enough. Am I just completely soused? / Or is he now a powerhouse? Sure looks that way. Looks good on you, Nero! Just wait until you see my final form. My mother was an Empoleon, as I shall be. Can hardly wait!
Just a little cave action...
...and we can take a breather. Smells nice up in here! ACHOO! Ah, jeez...we aren't gonna ACHOO! ...stay long, are we? Restocking and resupplying between battles is of paramount import. This place makes me uneasy, I admit. It's all right. I don't think there's a gym here, so we'll just pass through. What could possibly go wrong? I hate you.
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Post by Manic on Apr 20, 2019 11:05:16 GMT
We've just gotten started, and already have our first badge!
Meet Nell and Zelda, both of whom are...unusual, I think!
As for Roark, don't worry about him, he's shale and hearty.
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Post by crimsondoom on Apr 20, 2019 19:05:52 GMT
Zelda!!!!! My absolute favorite from this run returns in rhyming glory!
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Post by Manic on Apr 21, 2019 4:30:16 GMT
Update #4: The Measure of Character
June 21st, 2012
Man, these guys are everywhere. They're guarding...a path through the trees? Does this organization truly have that much free time? Cut off an enemy's supply lines, and you cripple them. If we cannot shake them free / That way stays a mystery! Hmmm. I see your point, but I don't think they'll move just because we ask them to. You want I should pummel these mooks? Nah, let's just come back later.
Whoah, wait. What's going on here? The bad men in the silly outfits... Right, Team Galactic, what about them? They locked my daddy in that building and they're making him work! They kidnapped your father?! *snf* Uh huh... All right, team. Detour. We're heading into the Windworks. Team Galactic just got even further on my bad side. Baby, you sure this is a good idea? No. We're doing it anyway. All right! All right, it's cool, I'm cool. Damn. All right! Let's floor it!
I didn't even get to finish my monologue! Don't care, going in. Out of my way. You're going to face my entire team by yourself? Do you have that little girl's father in there? Yes. Then yes. Okay, I'll just let you in.
Or, y'know, not. FFFFFF... Let me in! Do you have any idea who I am?! Shoulda laid a patch, man. I guess I'm not really shocked. / Cowards would keep their door locked! Come on. Let's go pay those other grunts a visit.
What a surprise. Shaking down more innocent people. These guys are wreckin' the friggin' neighborhood! Ooooh, that ain't good. Now, you be careful! Don't you worry, Roxanne. I'm not going to do anything I'd regret. HEY! You two! Yeah, the Moe wannabes! The element of surprise might have been a valuable asset...
(squish, splat, stomp)
Whoah! That was fast! If I'm gonna keep up with yo' crazy ass, I best evolve now! Most impressive. I see you've gained water typing, a wise choice. Wow, you're stacked! You're gonna be radioactive! Hey, uh, Orville? Let's just never say that again. Didn't catch a single word. / What was it that I just heard? Skip it. You're better off not knowing.
Oh, hey, jackpot! Those bozos dropped this while you were stomping them. No argument from me. This'll help with...well, don't worry yourself about it. Excuse me, I have something I need to take care of. Sure! Hey, want some free honey? Could you hold on to it for me? Thanks! I'll be back! Aw, c'mon, it'll just take a second!
Okay, NOW we can go. Honey spread upon the wood? / Somehow, that smells really good! So noted. Leaving now!
OOMPH! Ow! 'Scuse me, I...hey, wait a minute. Who the hell are you? Manic. Who the hell are you? Commander Mars of Team Galactic. Got a problem? As a matter of fact, I do. You're holding a man in there that you're about to release. Hah! Really! And why am I about to do that?
Because he commanded it, that's why! Wha...how...who are you? I just told you. Manic. Champion in the making, and as long as you keep hurting innocent people? Your worst nightmare. Ffff...fine! Come on, everyone, we're leaving! Sufficient bravado can account for weakness, but... Whew! I'm cranked after all that! Hey! Kid's got some stones, ya gotta admit! True, but it won't do to become foolhardy. Look, those guys are bullies. The only way to deal with a bully is to stand up to them!
Besides, look at that. Worth it, right? Y'know, yer a stand-up kid. I had feared that you were ill. / Now I know your strength of will! Oh, the coughing? Don't worry about that. And the gettin' sick at the gym. What're you hidin'? You best tell ol' Roxy. It's nothing, really! Come on, we're not getting any closer to the championship just standing here.
You're following me. Stop following me. Maybe I don't fear the reaper / but somehow, I fear this creeper! I mean it. Leave me and my friends alone.
(Later that night...)
Oh. Hello there. Fyuuu? You're wondering where that little girl went, aren't you? Fyuu, fyuuu!! She's back with her father now, it's all right. Fyuuuuu... You don't look too happy about it. Fyuu. She was your friend, huh? Well, there's always room for one more. Want to come with me? Fyuu? Yeah, sure! It'll be all right. C'mon, let's get you acquainted with everyone. Fyuuuuuuuu!! XD
Everyone, I'd like you to meet June. A mighty ally indeed. What's buzzin', cuzzin? A pleasure to meet you, miss June, but who will be boxed to make room? I ain't spendin' time in no box! Living life in your PC? / Surely, that's not meant for me? Fuggedaboutit! Fyuuuu... D: I will remain behind. Fyuu?
Nell... I am ill-suited to combat, you must be aware of this. Well, kind of, but... It was my goal to offer you tactical advice, but I find that you need none. What, are you kidding me? I'm still a newbie at this! Strategy does not care about experience. If your fundamental mindset is appropriate, you can defeat anyone, and you have a solid grasp of the basics. Allow me to spend my time here, in meditation. Well, okay, if you're sure. If you ever want out, let me know, okay? I assure you, I will make my thoughts known. For now, we need to go check on that honey tree. Heracross wishes be with you.
Well, at least Nell will have someone to talk to. It's a good thing. Brrrr. That was eerily accurate. You kill me, babe! Not yet, but you keep talkin' like that... Right! So, before we have any murders, let's keep going, huh?
Wait, is this... Hell yeah it is! All right! I'm on Cloud Nine! What is all of this clamoring about? I've seen on the TV how safe houses are scattered throughout Sinnoh for travelers. This is one of them! Mmmh-mmm! We ain't got nothin' like that where I'm from. They're sort of like pokemon centers in the wilderness. It's great to know this is here. Now, let's hit the forest!
Gah! Oh, hi! I'm Manic. Nice to meet you...? And you as well!
Well, I guess there's no harm in it. What do you all say? If we want to reach the end / How better than with a friend? So long as she ain't in da way! I'm cool, man, I'm cool. I'm disinclined to take responsibility for this woman's well-being, but we can't simply leave her here. Fyuuu, fyuuu! I hope she can handle herself in a fight! Looks like you've got a teammate, Cheryl.
Come again? I possess the power to fully restore the health and condition of all of your pokemon after every battle. What, seriously?! I never offer this succor to a trainer who refuses me. This is my reward in exchange for your kindness. So you're...basically a walking pokemon center? Something like that, yes. Score!
Hmmm. That Buneary looks like he's stuck to the Cascoon! He doesn't seem terribly pleased by the prospect, either. No wonder. The Cascoon is trying to roll on top of him! Ah, jeez. Orville, will you do the honors? Crazy! Aw, that's adorable. C'mon, let go of my leg, little guy. What's your name? ... It's okay, you can tell me. ... Shy, huh? Do you want to come with me? ...
I'll take that as a 'yes'. Franklin, huh? Okay, back to the PC with you, make nice with Nell and Martha and I'll be back for you. Fyuuuu... :/ It's okay, June. I'm sure he'll hang in there for a little while. In the meantime, we need to get through this maze!
Clutched, man. That move is the pits. Manic. Huh? Ha-ha! Hell yeah! I can start bustin' heads! Manic. Yeah, what's up?
Are you using my healing powers as a crutch to grind your pokemons' levels? What? Are you making excessive use of my healing powers to raise the levels of your pokemon? Yes or no? What? No! No, no. That's crazy. No!
...yes. But can you blame me? I have only one thing to say to that. Ohhh, here it comes! It was nice knowin' y'all! It's about time. I thought we would be contused / Now I'm just feeling confused! Dis lady yankin' our chains? You wouldn't believe how many people are shy about it, or feel like they're using me unfairly. My powers are meant to be used. I'm happy to help! Oh! Um. Well, I'm trying to get everyone up to 20. Do you mind? Not at all!
(One scramble later)
That was kinda fun, actually. And hey, thanks for the gift! I only wish your new friend could use it. Yeah, well, he's not the only one who could use a smile. Hey, Zelda! Catch! Hmm? What's this? You found a thing? / Oh, a pretty ding-a-ling!
At last, we're out of there. C'mon, let's hit Eterna City and give Franklin a bit of time to train. Orville, you mind hanging back for a bit in the PC? It's cool, man. I'll nod. Be well, friend. We'll be back for you. Huh. Is there a problem you need to address with me? First time I've seen you be nice to someone. Suits you!
Hmmm. Well, at least he's likely to have things to talk about with Martha? Friggin' bug types, man. Eugh. Not a fan, huh? ... You okay, Franklin? *nods* Fyuuuu? *hides* Fyuuu... Aw, it's okay, June. He's just not used to us yet. C'mon, let's get back into town and get something to eat.
Ow hey let go that hurts! Come on, you've gotta see this! FYUUU! No, June, it's okay! He's not going to hurt me (directly) this is just Spaz oh jeez my arm Waddle faster, thunderbutt! At least the Buneary can keep up. Keep your eyes on him!
See, see?! It's that hipster guy again! He likes the statue! Yes...I can...*pant**pant* ...see that... Thank goodness I swiftly fly. / What's the story with this guy? Found him back at the lakefront...some kind of weirdo...phew... Baby, I know you ain't that out of shape. C'mon, pal. Spill it, what's goin' on? Look, just drop it, okay? Something weird is happening here.
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Post by crimsondoom on Apr 21, 2019 18:43:57 GMT
Man, I forgot how easily you blew through Mars. At least, I assume it was easy, since you didn't show the actual battle; either your computer ate the screenshots, or it was so uneventful that you didn't bother to show it.
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Post by Manic on Apr 21, 2019 21:36:37 GMT
If memory serves, it was not a battle worthy of screenshots.
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Post by Manic on Apr 22, 2019 7:54:19 GMT
Update #5: Bravado's Price - vs. Gardenia
June 22nd, 2012
Huh? Um, I'm Manic. Nice to meet you. You might have heard of me. Um...a little help here? Sorry, but her name's unknown. / On this one, you're on your own? Name don't ring a bell. Sure she's boss, man, but it beats me. Ain't no Cynthia I ever heard of.
Wait, if you're a trainer, don't you need this? How thoughtful! I assure you, I'm beyond such concerns. Now you know my name, yes? Er, uh... Fyuuu? *shakes head* Sorry, Cynthia. I don't think any of us know the name. Hmph. And you call yourself a trainer! You don't know my name? Whoah, hey! I'm sure you're very important. I just don't know you, is all. I assure you, you will come to know me, Manic. In the meantime, I have other, bigger things to do.
...right. I'll do that if I see him again. If? You mean when. No, I mean if. It's a long story. I suppose you'll tell me when you're stronger. Much stronger. For now, goodbye. So, uh, anybody know what to make of that? FyuuuUUUuuuUUUUuuu! Huh? I didn't see a stick of any kind. Ah, Manic? Surely there are other locales to visit in this rustic city. Oh yeah! I remember hearing about this Underground Guy.
So now you can go follow in my footsteps! Er, don't take this the wrong way, but I have lots to do and little time. Did I mention there are shiny spheres down there? That's great, but I really have to get moving. You can even find Revives! ... Ohhhh. Oops, my bad! Well, how about evolution stones and shards and rare things to sell? Okay, now you have my interest!
Pffhahaha! Yeah! Learn how ta 'spelunk', Manic!
Buddy, you gotta stop takin' me so serious-like! Honey, this kinda work just ain't my bag! Fyuuuu... :/ Just relax and take it easy. Look at all the stuff I found! Shards, here's a Thunderstone, and some heart scales... Good heavens, it's practically a gold mine here! Hand me a pickaxe! How will you hold it? *starts digging* Hmph. Everyone's a critic. I think we're done for now. Let's get a good night's sleep.
Well, here we are, everyone. Our second gym. We're doing pretty well, so far! Wish Franklin could come with, but I don't think he's ready. Fuggedaboutit! It's like shootin' fish in a barrel! Your reliance makes this easy / But it makes me rather queasy! It's okay, Zelda. You won't have to do all of this on your own. Hold your words, I'm not yet through / I'm becoming something new!
Now that I have eyes to see / I know you're looking at me / Easier still, this will be! More impressive still, my dear! You will be a tremendous asset. Oooh girl! Look at you! We gotta get your wings did.
Hello, Gardenia. Hello, Manic. Wait, what? I never gave you my name. Manic, I have a feeling of trepidation. Tread lightly, something is wrong here. No, you didn't, but I was told you were coming. Oh, lord. It wasn't Spaz, was it? You mean the hyperactive little kid? Nah. Someone else is interested in you. Fyuuu! Baby, I don't know what she said, but I agree. Don't like this AT all. Me neither, but she's the second leader. We should be an even match for her. Ready for me, Gardenia? More than.
Wait, how did a NVE move do 20 damage?! Wouldn't you like to know? Don't get frosted, man. I got this. Call your stupid bird back now! She's got some kinda weird switch on the pokeballs! What is this, Gardenia? You know it's illegal to tamper with pokeballs! Heh...I don't think anyone will arrest me. As for what it is, simple. Overclocked pokemon. Twice the power, half the lifespan. Cuttin' in on folks' lives, huh? I got yer overclocked right here! Stupid boy. If you can't control your pokemon...
...bad things happen to them. What... DAVE! Urk...that's th' Dave...t'you. Oh Arceus, no...not like this, not to some cheating whore! He'll be fine, right! He's not shot down yet, right? Heh...tell that to th' *cough* friggin' hole in my chest...c'mere, kid... What is it, Da...The Dave? Speak to me! Listen, kid. Ya got great big bawls! Don't let dis broad push ya around. Arceus, Mew, anyone, this can't be happening! Now you get back in dere...an' show 'er...who she's...messin'...with...
Message from the top, Manic. This dream you have? Back down now, or this is only the first. I'll even let you concede without killing the rest of your pokemon. You... FYUUUUuuuuUUUUUuuuuUUUU!! You murdered him. In cold blood. For no better reason than that he was my pokemon. Yes, I did. Now, it can get worse, or you can leave. I'm not goi...Zelda?
Messenger from fools on high You have doomed your friends to die Justice rains down from the sky!
Witness all your works undone I have slain your loaded gun You may cheat, but we have won!
It's also a measure of *HLGK!* Lordamercy, he's chokin' her! You listen to me. You listen to me as hard as you fucking can. The kid's flipped his lid! Fyuuuu-uuu-uuu... T.T You tell your bosses that Manic is coming for them. I don't care who you represent, I'm going to wreck them. You hear me?! You just became my new goddamn hobby! Manic! What?! Unless you care to be charged with murder, you should release that woman immediately! You're...you're right. Come on. Let's go and put...put things...right.
(Later that afternoon...)
Everyone else is sleeping, Manic, but I wanted to have words with you. Who could blame you? I understand your pain, but calling him a failure? Really? Not him, Nero. I'm not sure I understand. Me. I'm the failure. This was my fault. Manic. That attack did in excess of 40 HP. It was impossibly strong. I could and should have sent Zelda out first. I want this box right here, Nero. I want it right where I can see it. Every time I look at this PC, I want my failure to stare me in the face. This is not healthy, Manic. You must let him go. No, Nero. You're wrong. I know you think you're right, but you're not. I need to keep him in my thoughts. I need to remember his words and who he was and why he died. Gardenia was the gun, but I pulled the trigger...and if I forget that, one of you will be next. ...as you wish.
*hug* Honey...you sure we're okay to push on? I'm sure. We have to keep moving. We don't have that much time. What's the story, man? You running from the heat? No, nothing like that. We just don't have time to dawdle. Besides, those Galactic jerks have a base here, and I'd like to pay them a visit.
No. You get the hell out of my life, buddy. On this count, I must agree. Fyuuu? Ah, of course. This is 'Looker'. Everywhere he goes, menace surrounds him. I'm not kidding. I don't have time for your stupid games. Get lost.
Oh, hell. Do you see that? Ain't that the bike shop guy? Looks like he's hangin' with a Galactic commander! We're not ready for another one of these. We need to do some training! Fighting them would be a crime / Without some more training time / Beating her would be sublime! All right, team. We sneak out, train, come back tonight!
New route, new friend! I am Diell. When you have need of me - and you will - come and call on me, and I will aid you. Sweet, I hear Meditites are pretty strong. Yeah, but they're like a pot roast: mmm-good, but slow cookin'! Hopefully, by the time we need his help, catching him up will be a snap. For now, let's get to work.
Fyuuuu! That's why we got can openers, y'know. I got too much jets to learn this stuff. *smiles* He's really coming along nicely, isn't he? Yeah, Franklin's a real fighter. Everyone's recovering really quickly. That statement isn't precisely accurate, is it? Nero, please. At your own pace, my friend. At your own pace.
All right, everyone. We're clear on the plan, right? I saw a Zubat and a Skuntank, and they look tough. I will teach some discipline / To my simple wayward kin / That should aid our final win! And I will defeat the Skuntank. Right. Now, do we have enough healing items? *nod* Everybody fully healed? Fyuuu! Last-minute preparations? Manic. Huh? What did I forget? Baby, you didn't forget nothin'. It's okay! We're gonna be all right. ...right. You're right. Come on, let's do this.
Curiously insightful. It's not difficult to figure out. True, but your counterpart Mars was a bit less... I don't doubt it. She was sent to do the grunt work for a reason. I don't suppose you'd be willing to just save us both some time and let them go? What do you think? ...I think I asked a dumb question. It's fine, you're obligated to ask, just like I'm obligated to say no. Fight? Fight.
All according to our plan / Fall before my mighty span / Say your prayers while you still can! Impressive! It's almost a shame to cut you down in your prime. Don't get overconfident. Hmph. You're skilled, but you're...hmmm. You...I see. My condolences. For now, face the true challenge. That girl's got your number!
Urgh...a little help here... Good lord, that thing is strong! I can't last...much longer...! I can't send June in, she's weak to Dark attacks! Orville! Get in there and reduce its attack power! You got it, baby...oof! Not cool! Zelda! I need you on confusion duty! This thing's lacking basic grace / Know your own Night Slash embrace / One Confuse Ray to the face! Roxy! Swap in and make with the Headbutt! Roxy's on the job! ...whew! That was one hell of a fight! Absolutely stunning teamwork! I must admit, I'm a bit jealous.
You seem like a sharp young man. And you seem both too skilled and too smart to be working with these losers. Ah, you might just be surprised. This isn't Team Rocket you're dealing with. We're an exciting new team with something to prove! I don't suppose you'd consider leaving their ranks? Would you consider joining? ...the answer to both of those questions is 'no', isn't it? It truly is a pity. We need more people like you in our ranks. Well, goodbye for now.
Cycle shop, huh? Sure, I'd be...whew...whoah! Fyuuu! D8 Urk! I've got him! Are you okay? Sure! Sure. Just a dizzy spell. I get them every now and then. Right, well, take a rest and then stop by, I owe you! Will do.
Oh, right. Uh...Cynthia, right? Ah, you remember me! Yes, that's right. So, how did your gym battle go? ... Hmmm. Not so well, I take it? You lost, then? No. No, we won. Did you, then. Yeah, but the price was very, very high. It'll only get more difficult, Maniac. Manic. Of course. Are you sure you still want to go through with this? I have to. Now more than ever. I see...
Wait. Is this against the rules? Have you obtained another pokemon while within Eterna City? Well, no. Well, there you have it, then! Bye! *squirms* Fyuuuuu??? I'm a bit confused too, but I guess we just keep it with us for now. Orville, mind taking another breather? Cool, whatever.
Wait. Is that Oreburgh on the other side? Manic, if we can clear this route, we have full and clear access to the entire western half of Sinnoh! Sounds like a plan to me!
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Post by Manic on Apr 22, 2019 8:29:16 GMT
It was bound to happen eventually...
But you just have to soldier on.
Also, Jupiter is a stark difference from Mars, isn't she?
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Post by red5 on Apr 24, 2019 0:40:40 GMT
Ouch. Farewell, The Dave.
Jupiter certainly is quite different; I really enjoy the dynamic. Makes me think of Westley and Inigo's duel in the Princess Bride.
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